sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Who is behind Melody and why does it looks like a combo of Mallory, Barrett, and Drew? #bb28 4131
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Paramount app is fresh hell. I’m actually blown away by how bad it is. 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Another Miami Vice reboot when #bb28 061
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why did Pete Davidson rebrand as a redpilled unfunny loser 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Get Drew in therapy asap. Dude is completely dissociating. And some racial sensitivity classes while you’re at it #bb28 0100
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What game would this have been if the icons didn’t get a built-in alliance in each other, fanboys in the house, a guaranteed first hoh, a DPOV, a bribe, the blockbuster lasting so absurdly long, and so many survivor-style puzzles? Devens won on paper. But I know what I watched. #bb28 011
Reposted by @sarcasticburner.bsky.socialBig Bro Access @bigbroaccess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Devens gets an asterisk on his win, and bottom tier winner IMHO. 414732
Reposted by @sarcasticburner.bsky.socialMelissa Calvin @melicalvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Taylor Hale is still the only winner in BB history to win the season and AFP without a preexisting fan base #BB28 330667
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Look I really believed this was possible when I wrote it. Sigh. #bb28 120
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Julie said Salina got a dumpy #bb28 020
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think if I were on that jury taking into account that the icons also made more money each week (returnees always do) I would absolutely vote against them sorry #bb28 010
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“One week of safety” is also bullshit because you had a built-in 3 opportunities to win hoh or veto every week / tag team in a way others just meeting didn’t have. The diamond POV, the bribe being allowed to apply to THREE people, and all.the.fucking.puzzles #bb28 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lala, Yash, Bar, and Melody could vote for Taylor #bb28 040
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Drew losing second place to Taylor because his dad betrayed him would be amazing but I fear Devens knows he would lose a little goodwill in jury and the CBS universe if he did that. #bb28 050
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You’re not my real dad!” -Drew to Buzz when he sees him in the audience tonight #bb28 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Icons lashings fuck yes #bb28 042
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I dunno there’s something satisfying about the Black woman outlasting the white dude and white-passing dude dressed as colonizers/founding fathers #bb28 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Taylor looks like an attorney who is disgusted with the opposing counsel’s shenanigans. Oh her final two speech is going to feed us. #bb28 020
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How has the intro alone been 4 minutes #bb28 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy another Black woman winning Big Brother day to all who celebrate!🤞 #bb28 010
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe when Pete Davidson sees it’s all the stupidest misogynistic loser dudes on the internet agreeing with him he will realize what a horse shit throwaway take it was to shit on (exclusively!) female content creators. 000
Reposted by @sarcasticburner.bsky.socialMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think I'm getting the hang of this. 532844817
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I unironically love the song Cleveland! It reminds me of a Rooney song from the early 2000s 💖 To paraphrase Taylor: I like what I like! So hate all you like! 🎶 #TLOAS #encore 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On a free solo social climb 🤏 #patientzero #taylorswift 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t know if anyone is saying this on the other apps but: is anyone else hearing a sample of or notes from Sting “Fields of Gold” in the clip of the new Taylor Swift song? And an Easter egg from the Emmy’s was “musical guest – Sting” #patientzero #TLOASe 🐣🤔 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A fucking week of this 🤯🔫 #bb28 030
Reposted by @sarcasticburner.bsky.socialMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So, it turns out that now CNN and CBS News are under the control of the Ellison family, they are considering asking Elon Musk to join them. We need independent, pro-democracy media to grow. If you agree, please subscribe to Democracy Docket now. demdock.com/4w6emld 8533621122
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That episode was my personal pressure cooker / Time Machine. holy shit I feel like it’s tomorrow already #bb28 020
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why did Angela decide Melody is her number one enemy? She didn’t have power until Angela was gone and she’s sitting beside her in jury so what the fuck does it matter. What a lunatic #bb28 131
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I personally feel Drew just lost some clout with jury by getting out Dee first. He’d have to win final hoh and evict Devens to win. Even so, could definitely be some votes for Taylor he isn’t expecting (like Barrett/Angela). I feel bad for Taylor who just had Devens vow to take Drew to f2 😔 #bb28 010
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If we hadn’t had an eye on her for the past three months, I’d suggest a cognitive exam #bb28 110
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can’t imagine why #bb28static.klipy.comI Just Have No Idea Rick DevensALT: I Just Have No Idea Rick Devens 020
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve said it before but one of the worst parts about being a Survivor and Big Brother fan is having to watch snippets of or commercials for CBS sitcoms which all look horrendous #bb28 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wait why are Lala and Angela so hung up on Melody? #bb28 030
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Buzz, the boy you raised……… #bb28static.klipy.comBuzz Lightyear: No Sign of Intelligent LifeALT: Buzz Lightyear: No Sign of Intelligent Life 021
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Drew cuts Dee and not Devens he’s giving the jury more fuel at the round table that he’s a vet pet with daddy issues which are blinding him to the game. If he cuts him now they have time to think about him from a strategic game perspective and not a pathetic little weasel son perspective. #bb28 021
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t even get the point of this. If he’s a dad figure, it’s even harder and harsher to cut him at f2… and if you’re sure you can win the final part of hoh why wouldn’t you slay Devens now and slay Dee later? Is he just hedging his bets that Dee would take Taylor but Devens would take him? #bb28 120
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If this isn’t a con it’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever heard in Big Brother OR in life. #bb28 030
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m not on feeds but I’m assuming 10 more red buttons emerged overnight for Rick Devens to press to get more money before his eviction. #bb28 060
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Whatever they’re paying the Unlocked hosts and guests, just stop and make the winning pot a million dollars instead. #bb28 020
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay to me this confirms that Drew can in fact still win the game. Votes for Drew: Dee, Devens, Melody Votes for Taylor: Lala, Yash Wild card: Barrett, Angela… but I think if Dee is voting for Drew Angela would too But he would have to evict Devens this week and win his spot in f2/cut Dee #bb28 140
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Okay Traitors US with D-list celebs is better than all the “normal Americans” who are giving 3rd grade theater camp acting. I want camp. Not theater camp. 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why does the paramount app keep going back to a random part of an episode of a show from another season even though I’m on a different season? Same tv, same user. It’s so annoying. Why are all the streaming apps so shitty 000
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was JOKING, Big Brother. Don’t get any ideas! #bb28 051
Reposted by @sarcasticburner.bsky.sociallukielovely SUCKERS4HOPE @lukielovely.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s because he knows Taylor’s going to give up HoH to face him off in firemaking. #BB28 0528
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The HOH is equitable but the veto is a puzzle of Macon, Georgia. #bb28 0281
sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Devens refused to put up Dee. He wanted Melody gone. He didn’t want to risk Drew taking down Melody and having to nominate Dee, hence the nominations. If people don’t like Drew and Melody I get it! But there were four people to nominate or renom. These takes are getting wild #bb28 000
