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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 2h
Being in opposition means more money. It’s easier to send mass emails pointing out how bad the fascists are while asking for donations. If you’re lucky, someone might read you a poem, though. Isn’t that nice?
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 3h
There's a global fascist resurgence gaining power in multiple countries, using billions to buy up the media, and people are crying out for their liberal representatives to do anything more than the bare minimum about it. Instead, they bitch and moan like this and call everyone ungrateful.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Matt Goodwin needs a damn job.
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Cricket @planetsqueeb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pink
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Paul Brown @foolmentaljoker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The new Refrom range, for people with intolerances.
thelondoneconomic.com
Reform misspells party name in embarrassing Holborn and St Pancras by-election gaffe
Reform have been involved in an embarrassing gaffe during campaigning for the Holborn and St Pancras by-election after they spelt the party name wrong.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Better a mob than a billionaire. STFU, Tom.
theguardian.com
Palantir’s Tom Watson says ‘mob rule’ must not dictate awarding of government contracts
Former Labour deputy leader says tech firm would work with a Reform UK government on immigration crackdowns
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pigeon people are the best people.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fiona is Fiona because he made this old ogre feel like a princess. We didn’t find out he was a boy until after the name had truly stuck.😆
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s lovely, isn’t it? They’re such sweet creatures. It‘s like being a Disney princess when they sit on your hand. :)
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aw! That’s Fiona. He loved being fed by hand.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks! I’m sure I’ve not got something set up properly. I’ll send you an email now.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ergh. I’m not able to, for some reason. I am a bit hopeless with these things.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’ve got a dog going to the groomer in the morning, so sadly tomorrow won’t work. But next week is fine. Do you want me to DM my mobile number? It might be easier.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No worries! Whatever is best for you. My husband can come get him if that’s easier.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We had several rescues back in the day, but it’s only Dinah now. I’m sure she’d love a friend. She’s lived with another female before and was fine. She flirts with feral men sometimes through the cage.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dinah is a sweet bird. We rescued her in 2021. We have an outdoor aviary with perches and a house with four separate nest boxes (not that we encourage babies!). It’s 8ft x 4ft, so there is room to fly about inside. I’m checking to see if I have a photo for you.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks! I’ll have a look. We all need calming endeavours right now.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can take him. I have a lone lady pigeon who would be grateful for the company. I’m not too far from Edinburgh.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A pack of Cushelle on the floor.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I‘ve found the UK’s hostility towards marginalised people more depressing than any of this.
theguardian.com
Covid, Brexit and Liz Truss mini-budget led to lasting decline in mental health, study finds
Researchers found five events, including Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, caused serious damage to mental wellbeing across UK
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you! That looks lovely. And I think I’ve spotted a Siberian cat. :)
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That sounds very chill. How would one find this account?
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve not listened to doves, but I have passively listened to countless hours of cooing pigeons on YouTube. When we rescued pigeons, I’d leave my lap top open so the birds could watch and listen to familiar sounds. Not sure if it helped, but it was lovely to listen to.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks for the link! I’ve just ordered ours.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it ‘theft‘? It’s theft, isn’t it.
A photo of an old man standing in front of a bookcase with loads of books. It looks like an AI image. The text reads I asked ChatGPT what rich people do differently. It gave me one word and then goes on to say not stocks not crypto not connections the AI kept circling back to something far more ordinary and far more powerful and then it says sponsored Blinkist magazine.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doves are cool, as are pigeons. We have a flock who hang out on our roof during the day. I miss seeing cardinals. If I had to pick a favourite bird, it’s probably them. The few times I’ve been back in the US, I didn’t see any.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
independent.co.uk
Blair warns Burnham: Don’t do coalition with the Greens
Intervention by former prime minister follows warnings by senior Labour figures in The Independent that ‘Zionism is racism’ vote should disqualify Greens from major public office
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love puffins! We went up north on a family holiday to see them many years ago. I’ll never forget being surprised how tiny they are. My daughter feeds a group of corvids. It‘s great when they bring their babies. Do you get jays there? I’ve seen them in Germany, but never here in Scotland.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how i arrived on bluesky
static.klipy.com
Good Morning: What in Tarnation? Classic Reaction
ALT: Good Morning: What in Tarnation? Classic Reaction
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chonk alert!
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Overjoyed I don’t have to die on this hill alone.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s a rage bot.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘are workers’?
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Customers disembarked the aircraft normally and our teams are working to get their travel plans back on track as quickly as possible.” *me, motioning at the arrivals terminal* No. I live here now.
theguardian.com
London to Chicago BA flight declares emergency after dropping 28,000 feet
British Airways Boeing abruptly lost altitude over Ireland due to ‘technical issue’ and returned to Heathrow
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker, Dennis Hastert, AND Jeffrey Archer? In one day? That’s an awful lot of evil returning to the ether.
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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It probably is now.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that a bald man bitching about someone doing hair for a living?
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.my9albums.com
Nine albums that made me. Jungle Book Soundtrack, Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, The Dreaming, Reckoning, Stop Making Sense, The Head on the Door, Flood, The Soft Bulletin, In Rainbows
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep. Terrifying.
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Lou @loupeeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She spends a lot of time here 😅 #pigeonsky #birds #birdsky
Lou the pigeon standing on one foot on my arm.An imprint of a pigeon foot left on my arm after Lou decided she was done lollipoppin on me.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ugh. These little onion-head bastards from the 1973 TV movie Don’t be Afraid of the Dark. There is a scene where they’re under the table pulling at a woman’s lap that scared my six-year-old self so badly I had to sleep on the floor in my parents’ room.
The demons from the 1973 TV movie Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/10/2026
#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 5 Mojo Jojo
A drawing of Mojo JoJo from Powerpuff girls
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thought about starting an account called ‘Bitch, shut the fuck up’ where I share links to stories about stupid white men who need to STFU, but who has that much time?
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love this level of nose rubbing. It’s brilliant!
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And we have our silly Canadian friends to keep us company in the meantime. Geese are endlessly entertaining.
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The swallows left us on the equinox and the geese turned up the very next day. Birds behaving like little tourists checking into their B&B for an extended stay.
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S P A R K S @sparksofficial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RUSSELL! 🥳
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