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Fidget @fidget.fans · 17/09/2026

Instagram ads had this gem of a supplement today: Bitcoin Gummies!

A bottle of Bitcoin Gummies.

Bitcoin Active Immune Support Gummies. Strawberry Flavor. Sugar Free. 60 Count.

5 out of 5 Stars. 3 Reviews.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 18/08/2026

Tinned Tomatoes of Carrying

A phone photo of the game Fallout 4

A can of tomatoes in green color.

Bellow it text reads: +4294967295 Carry Weight

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 05/08/2026

Currently using a VPN to my home lab in Massachusetts so Bluesky thinks I'm there and not in Texas, even though I'm in fact in South Korea.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 05/08/2026

Bluesky did it again and this time I got receipts.

On the left

Hey there!
You are accessing Bluesky from Texas.

On the right.

Google Maps showing I'm in South Korea.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 03/08/2026

Oh good. Block lists doing their job.

Craig R. Brittain

Muted by "Trump Enablers"
Blocked by "A Very British Bigotry"
Engagement Hackers
Transphobia (General)

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 21/07/2026

People really will look at this and go: "you're not eating charts though", as though the price of 14 hotdogs is now significantly higher than the cost of a pound of chicken a few years ago while the government slashes food stamps. All I know is I used to get 14 grocery items and now I can get 4.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 21/07/2026

I'll engage with this bad faith argument. 4 items of groceries today $41.66. Hot dogs with no buns and a frozen food "treat" with a soda for dessert. 12 items from 2021. $55.66. Includes fresh fruit and vegetables and most of the ingredients for chicken chili, along with 4 frozen pizzas.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 20/07/2026

What do normal people do on Instagram? I've been training the algorithm to exclusively give me ads for drugs and quack medical services. Do you want peptides? Compounds? A blood test to make sure you haven't poisoned yourself afterwards? You can find it on Instagram. (I wrote funny alt text)

A horrifying device that draws your own blood.

Why pay more for focus that fades?

Squirt SEMAX/SELANK up your nose!

From Dr. Seinfeld - Your health is no joke (that's their actual slogan. I didn't make that up.)

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 11/07/2026

Solution for cheating in college exams: bring back Alphasmarts

An Alphasmart 3000, a QWERTY keyboard with a dot matrix LCD attached. Basically a digital typewriter. Featured here in translucent blue, as was the style at the time.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 27/06/2026

Been clicking on every ad for peptides on Instagram. It only took a week to convince Instagram I'm having a psychotic breakdown.

An ad from Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center:

We are looking for

adults ages 17-30 who are experiencing recent confusion over what is real or imaginary

to participate in a research study.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 30/05/2026

I'm guessing people on the default bsky app are subscribed to the Moderation Labeler by default... Definitely explains some things.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 28/05/2026

Oh... that's a really nice online quiz.

Results from an online personality quiz.

Your Result:
FAGGOT
okay sorry for calling you a slur but like your whole personality is that you're a gay man who's a bit of a whore. or a lot of a whore, even. if I had to guess you probably post ass pics on twitter or something. it's a coin flip whether or not you have the worst takes imaginable. you probably have good taste in music though ?

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 25/05/2026

Switching households did not fix it. Restarted the household. Don't care about the bugs they have Dakis (plural). Game of the Year 2026. Bugs get fixed, the 5 body pillow options get expanded by modders.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 28/04/2026

This Thunderbird bird almost makes me want to donate.

A cartoon blue bird with a happy expression holding a envelope with a pink heart on it, surrounded by pink hearts on a yellow background.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 25/04/2026

It's frustrating that in the age of "think of the children" being used to require IDs to use social media that they're pushing AI image generators trained on who knows what to second graders.

Text reading: "A.I.-driven feedback. A public-school parent in Brooklyn told me about a second-grade art class in which the students can cook up A.I. slop using Adobe Express for Education. When a group of fourth graders in Los Angeles used the same Adobe program to design Pippi Longstocking book cover, it spat out highly sexualized images."

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 22/04/2026

I think I've been watching too much UwU Labs.

A woman with pink hair displays a box of cigarettes with a panda on it in the thumbnail of a YouTube video.

The title reads: "I smoked every Chinese cigarette so you don't have to (DO NOT DO IT)"

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 10/04/2026

2 of the 4 brands of Android phones that the hotel TV has instructions for no longer exist.

A TV displays a list of phone brands:
GALAXY
AQUOS
XPERIA
Nexus

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 04/04/2026

I got myself addicted to Suntory Nope in Japan. It tastes like if you replaced all of Dr. Pepper's spices with weird sweeteners. I think this is what happens if you pour every store brand of coca cola into a big vat and then add the flavoring from a half dozen fruit sodas.

A pink smiley face with Xs for eyes. NOPE is followed by Japanese writing and 99 is visible on the label.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 02/04/2026

I don't think this is what people mean by hentai folder.

Anime women completely naked printed on the front of plastic office folders.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 31/03/2026

Lost on the Tokyo subway. That's part of the experience, right?

A woman with blue hair and black-framed glasses looks at the camera with slightly widened eyes. A camera strap hangs around her neck, giving her a touristy appearance.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 30/03/2026

Got the Shrimp Supreme at conveyor belt Sushi in Shibuya.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 27/03/2026

I can't believe they're making a Mario Cinematic Universe. A MCU.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 07/03/2026

I did that My9Games.com thing Cyberpunk 2077 got bumped for Insaniquarium. No regrets.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 01/03/2026

I've still got MY copy on my wall.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 21/02/2026

It may have just snowed, but I'm still dressed like it's already spring.

A selfie of myself with blue hair and black glasses, smiling at the camera in a pink dress.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 06/02/2026

Forbidden Airhead Pickle

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 30/01/2026

Is this just here now? The link just takes me to a guide for Windows. I don't think they have a guide for NixOS (Why would they do be fair). The "Let's fix that... together" seems vaguely rude seeing how I'm all alone on this.

Discord open with a message along the top that says "Well, it looks like your Discord installation is corrupt. Let's fix that... together."

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 29/12/2025

"Error while Killing" would be a kickass album name.

A error in a terminal window taken with a bad smartphone camera

"Error - Error while Killing" the first Error is red.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 27/12/2025

Got dressed up for a family event.

Myself smiling with light blue hair and a green dress with an abstract flower print. I'm holding my phone at a mirror to take the photo.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 26/11/2025

I haven't played it since childhood, but Tokobot is a great game that I'd love to replay.

A cover of the PSP game Tokobot. Tokobot is written in large orange text on the top and on large Tokobot, a robot with orange and white patterns and blue eyes is, in the center of the box. More Tokobots flank it on either side.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 04/11/2025

I voted, and only got mis-gendered by one poll worker a bunch.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 03/11/2025

Oh hey, look at that, noted

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 03/11/2025

"Here's why you should reinstall Windows 11 every two months - no, I'm not kidding" This is an actual article published in techradar. I don't often push Linux, but I left my NixOS server on for a full year with no problems and these fools can't even keep an OS running for a season.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 28/10/2025

I just wanna lay in bed today

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 27/10/2025

Just got a text from the DTA (the agency responsible for issuing SNAP in Massachusetts) laying out very clearly who's responsible for not issuing SNAP benefits this month & why your benefits might go down next month, too (Trump) #SNAP

A text message from Mass DTA:

"[DTAMSG]: President Trump is currently choosing to not issue November SNAP benefits that help you and many families put food on the table. You also may have your benefits further cut starting in November because of changes Congressional Republicans and President Trump enacted in the "One Big Beautiful Bill". Learn more and check back for updates at https://mass.gov/dta Text Opt Out to end messages."

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 27/10/2025

Another photo with better lighting.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 26/10/2025

Out to see Hobo Johnson with my best friend Ashley tonight

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 24/10/2025

Budget cuts must have gotten rid of the gyrocopter.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 24/10/2025

It's literally Mexican Coke. As I've been saying from day one this is an attempt to force Coke to rebrand its Mexican Coke to appeal to nationalists.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 24/10/2025

I didn't have topless women on the White House homepage on my 2025 bingo card. What's wrong with this administration.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 29/08/2025

THERE'S LORE IN THE PAPER CHASE'S SPOTIFY LYRICS(?!?) "(Excerpt of the Clip From an ex-Area 51 Worker)" along with details from the static wasn't on Apple Music or YouTube Music lyrics last time I listened. I don't think it even had lyrics! Just being able to get every detail is great.

Lyrics from "It's Out There and It's Gonna Get You" by The Paper Chase

(Excerpt of the Clip From an Ex-Area 51 Worker)
"Hello Art? Art? Hi... don't have a whole lot of time.um... wasa former employee of Area 51.I was let go on a medical discharge about a weekago...and...and..(Sstarts to cry.).lkinda been running across the country...um...um... man... don't know WHERE to star...they'll triangulate on this position really, really soon.. starting to break up and get more frantic--Art tells him to give us something quick>)... ..um.. .um... What we`re thinking of as

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 27/08/2025

My TV is offering up a truly cursed recommendation. I'm so glad I'm an algorithmic enigma.

Top picks for you

Obamaland Part 1: Rise of the Trumpublikans

After Donald Trump's mysterious death, Barack Obama is named President for Life. Now, in 2040 Obamaland

Obama is in a Red Hat on the show's title card, right next to Hitchhikers Guide, and Westworld (already in progress)

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 26/08/2025

Not sure it's this exact model but I had a Dell Inspiron laptop from around 2002. That's where I learned HTML and Java, and got my first taste of Linux back in the day. It had a Wi-Fi card that stuck out the side and I beat the poor computer up so much that the card was just a bare circuit board.

A Dell Inspiron 2650 displaying Windows XP with a Dell themed wallpaper on a dimly lit internal screen.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 21/08/2025

and another thing. i'm a good person. please dont put it in the paper that I bribed a reporter

She then called THE CITY back, advising that we call her attorney, Steven Brill, and adding, "Can we forget about this? I try to be a good person. Please. Please. Please don't do in the news nothing about me."

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 15/08/2025

post a screenshot of your first 5 steam purchases and let bluesky judge you open the steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> view purchase history and scroll down TF2 became a bit of a rabbit hole for me. It was the first shooter I had ever played with mouse controls.

Purchase 5 - a bunch of TF2 Starter Kits
Purchase 4 - Portal 2 (Preorder)
Purchase 3 - Spore
Purchase 2 - Plants vs. Zombies
Purchase 1 - Greed Corp (I have still never played it)

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 11/08/2025

STOP 🛑 🖐️ This is a WIP checkpoint. QRP with your current WIP! --- I plan on giving this a Vaporwave aesthetic when I get home from vacation

Two apartment buildings say Edentown down the side with Korean writing on them.

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Fidget @fidget.fans · 06/08/2025

Got another phishing attempt. These people are persistent.

A DM from Michelle UK

"Hi are you available? There's something important I need to discuss with you, please respond asap."

My reply

"Is this the one where someone is impersonating me or the one where you accidentally reported my account?"

This user has blocked you

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