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Thoughts About Fictional Men

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He/They Goth 🖤 Vampire 225 years of age #1 yapping loser

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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 1h
I can't believe I have almost 2,000 likes on a comment of me being a gooner on main... Everyone can see that 😭 I have no shame though.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Indigenous People's Day Fuck Christopher Columbus. May he rot in hell.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 3h
WHY THE FUCK DID IT GO TO 62!? I did not set it to that.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 3h
We got a random hot day so I turned on the air. I didn't realize I put it so low. I am fucking freezing under blankets.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 3h
I had a dream that I missed my med doctor appointment. Thank you brain for the reminder that I have an appointment today and don't forget.
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Juju 🔞 @erophemera.bsky.social · 20h
Bit of light reading 📚 #kinktober #GaleDekarios #BG3 #morningblight #premature #voyeur #public #grope
A peek through some library shelves as Dawn, a half elven tav, gropes Gale as he cums in his pants right there between the historical fiction and self help
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 13h
Today I learned why my harmonica came with a rag to wipe it down. You have to slobber on that shit.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 19h
awareness is a real curse actually
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 18h
Happy birthday!!!
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 22h
I am pretty sure there is a bird that sits outside my window that mimics the sounds of an Apple notification sound. It is usually following someone locking their car. It is really funny.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday to those who celebrate
RenzoTM @fwrenzo
Every billionaire "started in a garage" story conveniently leaves out the parental loans, elite university connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom was on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is aesthetics. The capital is inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God damn... I get so much traction on my absolute gooner comments on Instagram and I don't know how I feel about it
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brooooo who knew partying hard, drunk as hell, and being dressed as a cowboy would get someone from Colorado to recruit you for ranching. You bet your ass I'm texting her in the morning when we are both sober.
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Frau_Haku❗️ @frauhaku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Big Naturals” I love it when a joke post turns into a full cosplay. Yes, I made a female version of Withers with the best mod 💅 It was entirely handmade: natural materials, painting, weathering, latex and silicone #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #BaldursGate3Cosplay
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The harmonica of nausea and despair
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got FUCKED up and was JAMMIN
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like i have an itchy butthole in public, but like in my brain
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay real question, do I walk like it's heavy tho 🤔
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Going out to the bar dressed as a cowboy tonight 😈
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Arthur Morgan Drunk Jumping
ALT: Arthur Morgan Drunk Jumping
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first things I grab in the morning are my glasses and an earbud. I am always listening to music and no one can stop me.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm glad I can bestow some of my knowledge onto others
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am just now realizing that my shoulders are bigger than my hips. My hips are huge. Jesus. I really am built like a brick house.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun fact: Lunch meat containers are the perfect size for a sandwich. So when you are finished with the lunch meat, you have a container perfect to put your sandwich in.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Camel crush menthols Yummy Too bad I quit smoking
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah that is very fair. I feel you. It's so bad for your health, but it's so yummy.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
4 in the morning means I make myself a ham sandwich
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm living my best life out here. Being a fag is enlightened.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why not both?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't choose any other font. Academia has changed me.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well tell them that they can't get married because you don't wanna go. Simple.
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derBudaika @derbudaika.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#inktober #inktober2026 #earthtoinktober2026 #Astarion #BaldursGate3FanArt #Day8 #stinky #obscure
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mid life crisis? yeah i guess id have a crisis too if my life was mid
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you! It has taken me a while to get to this point.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've accepted a lot about myself. I want to go through a full medical transition.
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With Unusual Attention @unusual-attention.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
follow up #nsfw #nsfwart #ocs
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RCrisu | Commissions open @rcrisu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New bronco for all your bronco sensibilities. #arthurmorgan #rdr2 #reddeadredemption2
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To every out trans person: Thank you for showing us how big life can actually be when we stop fitting into tiny boxes.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How many pairs of shoes did I buy today? Three. How many do I own? Too many, but not enough. I need a shoe for every outfit. I also have to have multiples of the same shoe because I love them. I own a lot of boots because you can never go wrong with boots.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also I got snow shoes! I was talking about snow shoes with a friend yesterday and I realized I had none. I found boys snow boots that fit me perfectly (because I have very tiny feet). Boys shoes are cheaper too so it's a win.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LEGENDARY FIND AT THE THRIFT STORE I found sewing patterns from the 50s - 90s. I got them for 25 cents each. Oh my god. Sewing patterns are extremely expensive. Never thought I would see the day. I have been looking for a pattern for vests so I can make my own. I'm so excited!
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love that my professors that I work with and my therapist are gamers. Talking about RDR2 and BG3 at random times is cool as hell 😎
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My mail got sent to my old address. Luckily I know the person that still lives there. Apparently I got a letter from Congress? I'm sure it's because I'm always calling and bitching.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you! I think so too. The contrast is really cool.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah he did 😏 I am excited for gray hair. I am just built to become a silver fox young 😂 Anyways, gray hair is just gorgeous so I'm not mad I am getting it earlier. I wanted platinum hair for a lot of life but my hair is black soooo
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: I am graying. Do you feel old? Dad: At 25!? That early? I guess he got me back with my comment
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Goofy Emoji Transformation: Laughing to Surprised
ALT: Goofy Emoji Transformation: Laughing to Surprised
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gonna be so annoying just for my enjoyment and people can't complain about it hehe
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gonna eat so much fucking cake today. Starting now.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm impatient. I want my gay fanart now
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Inprnt can send out my FUCKING PRINTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!?
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