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Thoughts About Fictional Men

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He/They Goth 🖤 Vampire 225 years of age #1 yapping loser

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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 9h
Today I learned why my harmonica came with a rag to wipe it down. You have to slobber on that shit.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 14h
awareness is a real curse actually
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 18h
I am pretty sure there is a bird that sits outside my window that mimics the sounds of an Apple notification sound. It is usually following someone locking their car. It is really funny.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday to those who celebrate
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Every billionaire "started in a garage" story conveniently leaves out the parental loans, elite university connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom was on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is aesthetics. The capital is inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God damn... I get so much traction on my absolute gooner comments on Instagram and I don't know how I feel about it
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brooooo who knew partying hard, drunk as hell, and being dressed as a cowboy would get someone from Colorado to recruit you for ranching. You bet your ass I'm texting her in the morning when we are both sober.
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Frau_Haku❗️ @frauhaku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Big Naturals” I love it when a joke post turns into a full cosplay. Yes, I made a female version of Withers with the best mod 💅 It was entirely handmade: natural materials, painting, weathering, latex and silicone #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #BaldursGate3Cosplay
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The harmonica of nausea and despair
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like i have an itchy butthole in public, but like in my brain
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay real question, do I walk like it's heavy tho 🤔
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Going out to the bar dressed as a cowboy tonight 😈
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Arthur Morgan Drunk Jumping
ALT: Arthur Morgan Drunk Jumping
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first things I grab in the morning are my glasses and an earbud. I am always listening to music and no one can stop me.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am just now realizing that my shoulders are bigger than my hips. My hips are huge. Jesus. I really am built like a brick house.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun fact: Lunch meat containers are the perfect size for a sandwich. So when you are finished with the lunch meat, you have a container perfect to put your sandwich in.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Camel crush menthols Yummy Too bad I quit smoking
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
4 in the morning means I make myself a ham sandwich
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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derBudaika @derbudaika.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#inktober #inktober2026 #earthtoinktober2026 #Astarion #BaldursGate3FanArt #Day8 #stinky #obscure
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mid life crisis? yeah i guess id have a crisis too if my life was mid
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've accepted a lot about myself. I want to go through a full medical transition.
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With Unusual Attention @unusual-attention.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
follow up #nsfw #nsfwart #ocs
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RCrisu | Commissions open @rcrisu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New bronco for all your bronco sensibilities. #arthurmorgan #rdr2 #reddeadredemption2
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To every out trans person: Thank you for showing us how big life can actually be when we stop fitting into tiny boxes.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How many pairs of shoes did I buy today? Three. How many do I own? Too many, but not enough. I need a shoe for every outfit. I also have to have multiples of the same shoe because I love them. I own a lot of boots because you can never go wrong with boots.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LEGENDARY FIND AT THE THRIFT STORE I found sewing patterns from the 50s - 90s. I got them for 25 cents each. Oh my god. Sewing patterns are extremely expensive. Never thought I would see the day. I have been looking for a pattern for vests so I can make my own. I'm so excited!
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love that my professors that I work with and my therapist are gamers. Talking about RDR2 and BG3 at random times is cool as hell 😎
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My mail got sent to my old address. Luckily I know the person that still lives there. Apparently I got a letter from Congress? I'm sure it's because I'm always calling and bitching.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: I am graying. Do you feel old? Dad: At 25!? That early? I guess he got me back with my comment
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Goofy Emoji Transformation: Laughing to Surprised
ALT: Goofy Emoji Transformation: Laughing to Surprised
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gonna eat so much fucking cake today. Starting now.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Inprnt can send out my FUCKING PRINTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!?
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone from high school reallllyyy wants to be friends with me, but we have nothing in common. We are two completely different people. I have tried to be interested in some things he likes in the past. I can't do it. They aren't that interesting to me. I have no idea what to do.
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm 100% crying to Piano Man by Billy Joel right now
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeeeaaah ah rekkin we done proved it Dutch
Headline says “have cowboys proven they are better off without Micah?”Arthur Morgan in RDR2
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Middle aged and old men have me hooting and hollering out here
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Beagle Dog Barking
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🐈‍⬛🔮🌛shelby🌜👻🪄 @floraity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
idk I think getting a swirly would fix my brain
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Spongebob spinning in a toilet
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm always listening to music with men singing. I wonder what the says about me 🤔
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Drastic Times Drastic Measures 🏴 @drastictimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You don't fight nazis because you expect to win, you fight nazis because they're nazis” 🏴
ONLY GOOD NAZI

IS A DEAD ONE
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ate so much sushi that it filled me for the day. My friend brought me cheesecake for my birthday though... I might go have it with some ice cream.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i, too, am strange and unusual
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is taking all the jobs. What are we meant to do when all the jobs are gone? Can we just have a utopia after where we just go off and roam again like how humans were meant to? Live on the land? (the answer is no and I have no idea what is going to happen and I'm scared)
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Jay 🏞️🔜 Howloween @telekitnetic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐦‍⬛❕HUMAN EXPERIENCE Stickers have been restocked on my ko-fi!! :> ko-fi.com/s/3ecf690ed7 #formline #indigenousart #telekitneticart
A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI rainbow holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads “you cannot automate the human experience.” The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robot’s antenna in its beak.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Make him older, fatter, hairier!!! Come on people!!!
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A fic just absolutely rocked my shit.. I couldn't fully finish it. It reopened so much unprocessed trauma. Time to get on my computer and sort through more fanfic and put it in a spreadsheet!
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if I just pull out my balls and use them as a door knocker for people who want to get in my pants?
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🪻 I'm just a lavender cowboy 🪻
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my god. I am known in the Arthur gooner community on insta 🥴
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Thoughts About Fictional Men @fictionalmanlover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People like to drive their loud ass motorcycles and rev that shit driving past my house. I want to throw rotten eggs at them as they pass. Tired of them waking me up. It's been nice outside so I have my windows open. I just need to learn how to throw farther and harder.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The masculine urge to treat others with compassion
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Owl @owlerine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Caturday ✊️😺
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