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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin

@fgarvins2.bsky.social
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Semi-retired adult entertainer, medical research scientist, percussionist. This account features the famous IQ estimator, which assesses IQ accurately and scientifically* * For amusement only. Results will vary. I charge $25 for DMs.

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cartoonist: Dave Granlund
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣💥🙄
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 18h
And that's a pretty low f****** bar
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That can only be done by abolishing the GOP
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm genuinely shocked that his wife didn't kill him in his sleep.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And yet, it doesn't seem like enough.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
F*** all of that noise. He needed health insurance? Sounds like really really s***** money management. Give me a f****** break.
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michele39.bsky.social @michele39.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dr Evil is married? I thought he just hung out with that little f****** dog.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fox doesn't think they're viewers are that dumb, they know their viewers are that dumb. And they are. 21 trillion became a fact on Fox News.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My neighbors would try to f*** it.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The United States Explained in Three Simple Words: "Follow the money."
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ew...
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which woman are you talking about? It could be any of them.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For Megan, getting gang DP'd is a fun Friday night.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great! It just seemed like it for a minute.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Trump administration’s actions resulted in the destruction of the largest ancient Cottonwood tree on Indigenous territory in Arizona. This tree, known as the “Grandmother Tree,” was 250 years old.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What about the uncles?
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They contact me a couple times a year and ask for about $3, and of course I give it to them. And I'm tight.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Derp
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
F*** off with this s***
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is made up. Obviously.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My response is that you shouldn't believe everything you read.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most certain thing about this situation is that the cops are Republicans
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you doing anything Friday?
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're going to add it whether you like it or not. But rather than wait for the Republicans to give it all to the billionaires, perhaps Distributing it to the population is a better use of the funds.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you watch a lot of cartoons as a kid?
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I'd pay. I need a loaf of bread and some eggs anyway.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is 16,000% less than I thought
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the history of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. SMH. Politicians lie. These politicians lie so often it seems like breathing.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VOTE it could be any one of us... a mom picking her kid up a nurse helping another person
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn't think it was possible, but I desperately want to get married again.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair Q
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sylviseb 💙🌈☮️🌊💙💛Maga➡️blocked💛💙🌎🌻✌️🦋 @sylviseb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only in "Trump's" America does something this reprehensible happen. He DOES choose the worst of the worst to be in his inner circle and run the federal government.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a rapist sticks up for other rapists it's called a professional courtesy.
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers is the Dunning Kruger poster boy
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So 4% of people are the dumbest people ever?
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here in Goshen we call those pretzels
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trickle down economics is the technical term for billionaires pissing on you
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It better be pumpkin spice
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll bet Rand Paul is voting!
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I consider that sort of a good thing. Sort of a relief from the what else can go wrong Theory
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Percentage of magachuds who think the word amoral means they're good in bed: 97%.
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