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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 13h
Smith wins the Heisman or throw that shit in the trash.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are critical of the Columbus Songwriters association for using AI flyers, they make you leader of Columbus. I'm gonna do some weird shit. (A rail down high and one down broad. A few more music venues)
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not a pretty man, but I just l want learned I'm older than Michael Tracey. Not showering and being a piece of shit is bad for your skin or something.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll be in this rabbit hole a while. Lots of uncomfortable kids not wanting to get pics clearly being made to.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think hat signed by buck I guy qualifies as an antique, antique mall.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh that's the good stuff right there.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This loss made Ted Cruz happy and for that he should be put in a sharpshooter on north high.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank God I'm higher than a crows nuts or this wouldn't be as entertaining.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm gonna yeet myself under a COTA bus #gobucks
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shared bond. I learned about 9/11 by a classmate coming to my lunch table suggeating we do hate crimes. The bond was years of bigotry & blood spilling. We killed a million people that had nothing to do with it & made thousands of Americans broken by war so idk what the hell yall are talking about
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dave Portney (idc if that's how his name is spelled or not) just had a stroke, God willing.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would you do this job for less than 20 bucks an hour as they are often asked to do? It's not a complicated solution just requires, ya know, really not that much money.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Westside, best side. Best of luck to you boymama.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess idk what a penalty is because that had to be roughing or something right? I mean, I don't think that SHOULD be a penalty as it was but that's called 99/100 times.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era... Hair and I did things I love. Good, uh, times.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Defending national champion Indiana Hoosiers will never not be a weird sentence
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/09/2026
BRET BIELEMA
Winois Fighting Illini
I JUST TRIED TO GRAB IT
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This might be a bit much but this person shouldn't be allowed to vote or be on a jury.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm half ass paying attention but the QB from Rutgers might as well point at and yell the number he's throwing towards before the snap. Staring them down like me in the grocery store when i see a pumpkin treat 100 ft away.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone this year might put up a hundo on Rutgers
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought this was america
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The secret was having relations with the wife and not other people for once. (Allegedly)
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What will local musicians get with their beer tickets now?
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is Ohio Dominican the best team in Columbus Ohio? Many people are saying this.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@WraithLaFrentz 

Man: why is the speed of light that?

God: what

Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second... why?

God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Several FX Green Days The Sex AK47s Uswithoutthem Several Bears vs Several Sharks Yeah yeah yeah...yeahs Arcade Explosion The Jupiter Volta
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed (her name is chimmy cause found in chimney)
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ummm...she doesn't have any friends or family does she?
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looks like what's inside a collector ship in mass effect 3.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ok. My basement is wet, there's a power line on my fence AEP still hasn't touched and my ac is out, and dozens of cars are stuck because God forbid we let people not go to work once in a while. I think we're done with this now please.
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Homer Simpson in a Flood
ALT: Homer Simpson in a Flood
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There's only one way to find out if the line in my yard is electric or cable...
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Bart Simpson Resists Cupcake Temptation
ALT: Bart Simpson Resists Cupcake Temptation
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The most accurate music meme I think I've ever seen.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/08/2026
"meep meep ass location" i cannot breathe omfg 💀
The quoted post reads "Liminal Stop Sign," Monument Valley, Utah. The image shows a very isolated stop sign at an intersection of what is presumably a highway. It is a desert climate, with two towering rock formations in the background, and a perfectly clear sky. 

When I tell you it looks EXACTLY like a still from the Warner Brothers Wile E Coyote cartoon.

The quote says "meep meep ass location." It was here where I stopped being able to breathe.

(Meep meep is the sound the Roadrunner makes, whom Wile E Coyote kept trying to kill with elaborate schemes that would backfire in the most hilarious ways)

I'm still giggling at this one.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess Hugh Laurie being a piece of shit isn't that surprising considering how well he played one.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's stupid to do the whole "if anyone else was president, a bunch of folks would react different" thing at this point but...well...
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is what I do when I can't sleep
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What's funny is this is gonna piss him off but knowing him he will throw a few hundred bombs to compensate.
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Euge, Paul Newman had my legs broke @fewgene.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THANK YOU www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
More important, the bat viruses that the grant paid the lab to study are so genetically distant from SARS-CoV-2 that they could not have produced it, a point that independent virologists have made repeatedly. That disposes of the specific charge that research that Fauci’s agency funded produced the virus. It did not.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tweet from soul nate (@MNateShyamalan):

pharmacist: i don’t- what is this?

me: *holding prescription that just says Pagliaci* bro idk my doctor is terrible
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