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Emmy Cumslutress

@coyotegirl.online
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she/it "charismatic weirdo" sophisticated penis appreciator doll-sized canis latrans co-host of @bimbomentality.bsky.social

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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 11h
it's a beautiful day to wake up as a transsexual
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14h
Doing my annual r/transtimelines post and lmfao. Yeah. Nine years!
A before and after image of a bearded white blonde guy in a Henley and a beautiful blonde woman in a white tee
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's the thing that I like about trans women is that we're all thinking the exact same neurotic thoughts all the time forever
Two trans women stand across from each other, a cashier and a customer, simultaneously thinking "Oh god another transsexual. God I probably look like shit right now. She probably clocked me immediately. Christ her voice training is good. I hate myself. I'm probably giving her secondhand dysphoria. Nooo you've been over this you can't use other women as a rod to beat yourself with. Will it come across as me clocking her if I tell her to have a nice day? Am I being too friendly? Too familiar? Jesus Christ. I'm just a normal woman we are normal women we are normal i'm normal."
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
collars are weighted blankets for your neck
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 11/10/2026
my girlfriend is punishing me for forgetting to buy coffee when we were low by making me walk to the store in a short skirt and no panties such that i can't bend down or crouch to reach low shelves 😭
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 10/10/2026
let's beat OU, boys 🏈 HOOK 'EM! 🤘
a white blonde woman with pink tips wearing dark blue denim shorts, a white crop top with orange lettering that says "LONGHORNS TEXAS FOOTBALL" 

she's doing the horns up symbol. behind her are some seats and a giant curved screen meant to simulate being in the stands of the cotton bowl where texas is playing oklahoma right now
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Miri 🐶 @originstarseeker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎶 I’m at the Applebees. I’m at the ihop. i’m at the combination applebees and ihop 🎶
combination applebees and ihop
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 10/10/2026
a very heavily edited image of that girl from Evangelion. Its Friday or as I like to call it: missing my girlfriend oclock

this was stolen from @deerea.rs and edited by me
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 10/10/2026
this might be controversial or bold but,, i love sucking dick.
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 10/10/2026
i know this pretty sound girl
me w my elbow in front of a mixer making a dreamworks ass face
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 10/10/2026
5pm cold brew time 🥰
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 09/10/2026
was struggling to carry some small items up the stairs because i had so many in my hands until i was like "wait, i can just do this now" and stuffed half of them in my boobs this rules lmao
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
i was told this site is a fan of gay women,, i hope that's true 🥺
a white woman standing in front of a sink, taking a photo from the back down in the mirror. she's in pink calvin klein panties sporting a visible cameltoe, topless, holding a cell phone
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 08/10/2026
sun puppy
picture of juni in the sun in a striped tight crop top and tight light jeans. shes turned to the side so you see her tail, and her ears are super bright and clean
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
just had a call with my customer who is also from texas and we spent 30 minutes talking about homecoming mums (her daughter's homecoming is this weekend) and texas high school football and friday night lights lmfao i am a fucking stereotype
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
against my own judgment i joined this national coming out day panel at work and a couple allies joined and are just asking questions like "what should i do when someone misgenders my friend. she goes by they/them" DAWG, UR DOING THE THING 💀😭
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Kimbnuy @kimbnuy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Flagging as a doll and a dyke at the same time by using a giant safety pin as a carabiner
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
*sheepishly walks up to 4 well-dressed dog women to nervously present my idea: a tennis ball that never deflates* "hello, barks"
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
DODGERS 💙🤍
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 07/10/2026
trying to entice a hot hockey boy to fuck me by referring to my pussy as my five-hole
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 07/10/2026
poster from ground level, not looking at youposter has noticed you and is reaching down
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 07/10/2026
opening a discord DM at 1030 in the fucking morning from @quiet.ink and it's just pictures from the perspective of a tiny woman on the floor looking up at her in stilettos lmaooo my girlfriends truly get me 🥰🥺
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 07/10/2026
left my phone in the fridge yesterday and immediately texted @coyotegirl.online when I found it. thats love 🙂‍↕️
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please don't call them mouse traps they're trans fem mice
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 07/10/2026
IMMEDIATELY TAKES 4 PILLS IN A ROW ha ha im so shy and obedient and i fit in ur palm isnt that neat? it's neat right? you should literally pick me up about it maybe ha ha
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembered this picture existed and honestly i think more of you should be familiar with it
a dog who is a fag enabler
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 06/10/2026
counterpoint: cinnamon toast crunch is a gift from the gods
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 05/10/2026
women ✨𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏✨ >>>
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 05/10/2026
nothing makes me smile bigger than when all the girlies and dudes in the discord drop voice notes and compliment each other's voices
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 05/10/2026
easily this motherfucker (right after you had to watch Artax drown in the swamp of sadness) that was too much for me, yall lol
the hero Atreyu from The Neverending Story looking at a drawn mural on a wall of Gmork, servant of The Nothing

it's a black werewolf with green eyes and giant teeth, peering from a hole in the wall, ready to attack
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOT IS A THING YOU DO
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Bimbo Mentality Podcast @bimbomentality.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the first time in a month and a half we've got a brand new one OUT TODAY! @impossiblephd.bsky.social joins the Bimbos to talk about technical writing, complicated medical terminology, and boob jobs
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Technical Writing w/ Zoe Ann Wendler — Bimbo Mentality
The Bimbos are joined by Zoe Ann Wendler to learn all about technical writing, discuss the challenges of communicating medical terminology to patients, and try their hands at advising on how best to r...
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 04/10/2026
y'all, isn't my girlfriend just insanely fucking gorgeous?? getting lost in her eyes for the 38237383rd time i stg 😍 (sorry im gay)
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 04/10/2026
girlfriend is leaving on a work trip for 5 days so i'm raiding the laundry for her dirty clothes to sleep next to in our bed 🥺
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 04/10/2026
POV ur dancing next to this girl at a wedding, do u say hi? 🥺
a blonde woman with pink tips in her hair, draped over her shoulders. she's titled her head to the side slightly and smiling with red lipstick to match her deep red dress, accentuating her ample breasts, with a small slit cut out of the dress on her side. behind her are some chairs and tables and the back of another wedding guest in a dress.
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 26/09/2026
yall i got my hair and makeup done before my bestie's wedding today and im not sure ive ever felt more beautiful in my entire life i could cry right now but i wont because i dont wanna ruin my makeup 😭💕
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 03/10/2026
god, can i just get a job as some hot man or woman's secretary and go down on them on command under their desk while they do important business,,?? is that too much to ask?!
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 03/10/2026
ugh. as if
krystal swords looking kind of away from the camera        and shes cunty
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 03/10/2026
COME ON WINGS!! ONE MORE HALF!! 🏀 🪽
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 02/10/2026
woof meowning puppy doggies and little kittens and also everyone else also!!!! TODAY IS BRING YOUR BALL TO WORK DAY!!! THE DAY WHEN YOU BRING YOUR FAVORITE BALL TO WORK!!! Spread the word to all your ouppy doggys and kitty kittens bc its gonna be good day if everyone brings their ball to work!!! 🎾
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 02/10/2026
my most correct yet inconsequential take is that toy technology really peaked with the invention of the super soaker 50
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 02/10/2026
really wanna buy transport fever 3 but i'm worried it'll be too complicated and i'll just stop playing and feel dumb lol
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 02/10/2026
miri: "i'm gonna load up the best VR game ever made" me: "FPOV VR porn?" miri: "...half life: alyx." me: "oh..." miri: "also yes."
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 01/10/2026
just had a 1:1 with my manager where i described my planning and working process and i kinda didn't realized i'd been infodumping for 5 minutes when he was like "ok that's some 'Beautiful Mind' type shit" and i don't know how to read that as anything but "damn this girl is autistic (/pos)" lmfao
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 01/10/2026
thinking a lot about when my 13 person fraternity chapter started an event called Cocoa and Consent to raise money for sexual assault prevention and survivor organizations and when given the chance to help other chapters across the country run it, only one other chapter considered it
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jeopardy! prompts inspired by Bluesky posters:
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 01/10/2026
i once again have no idea who any of my coworkers on slack are
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A tiny, tiny girl with a big personality, this coyote poster is sweeter than candy
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 01/10/2026
coming down with something and have a sore throat which sucks but at least the the doctor asked me when my last menstrual cycle was and seemed genuinely surprised when i said "i don't have them" lol
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