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Felt Luke

@feltluke.bsky.social
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Nerdy puppet. Llllllllllllllllllllllllladies

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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's exhausting how many Republican political adds are "look at how the Dems are screwing up" on issues that they audibly plan to screw up more.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made by a friend of mine that is very off socials (and bless him for it).
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's so crazy how companies used to generate their income by putting out a product rather than buying other companies to cannibalize as quickly as possible for every single penny.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am a big dummy, and therefore I should not be smarter than government officials. Fucking exhausting shit.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whoever decorated this room with matching wallpaper and drapes created a new circle of hell to go to.
From Mausoleum (1983)
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now watching Bloodmoon (1997). More like finally given how long I've been hearing @williambibbiani.bsky.social talking it up.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Adding to the conversations about media literacy being dead: Wrestling fans don't seem to know how to boo heels anymore. Dom Mysterio being the exception. It's depressing.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
HHS just run buy dudes who hear "it happens to everyone" a lot, and internalized it.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Paraphrasing a friend: Media covering Mamdani like the Daily Bugle covers Spider-Man.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching "Out of Bounds" (1986) and Glynn Turman comes walking onto my screen in this fit.
Glynn Turman in the film Out of Bounds looking fly as hell
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday to The King! FF #39 is my second all time favorite comic book. I can (and have) ramble about it for hours. I fell in love with it before I could read.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fucking damnit... absolute legend youtu.be/zryfjSaxXLo?...
youtu.be
Peter Cullen explains how he created the voice for Optimus Prime
YouTube video by TFcon
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'd put money on them thinking it's like a video game and their inventory will replenish after a day.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If aliens showed up and willingly had a conversation with the US, at least it would be a tell tale sign that they're evil. No "To Serve Man" or "V" waiting around to find out.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ah, yes, Terminator. Where mankind purposely programed the AI to destroy everything, also it wasn't a metaphor or anything.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In what fucking world would a data center incentivise a rich person to move near one? Even if data centers created jobs and weren't an all around blight, they're just buildings full of computers. Dumbest fucking people.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Even I remember that every alternative COVID treatment pushed by grifters was easily found to have been invested in financially by those same grifters right before they started pushing them.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Countdown to whoever that is getting hounded about this so much that he has to actually put out a press release and make something up.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
1) I ain't clicking on that. 2) Sure, Sam
Idiot Sam Altman claiming the computer singularity is happening. But again, he's an idiot.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The only way any of these dorks yelling about making a "historically accurate" Odyssey will be taken seriously is if their movie mentions Helen being born out of an egg laid by her human mom after she fucked a swan.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A thing about The Last Starfighter I haven't seen talked about, is that Centauri used his video game recruitment scam all over the galaxy. Which means in that world there's multiple planets with sick ass video games!
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I once wrote a 15 page history paper about the intricacies of the start of WWI from memory (with plenty of bullshit) and then went to a library, grabbed random books, and found one sentence from each to insert as references. I got an A.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Remembering the King today...
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
CONSERVATIVE JUSTICE: I voted that people should be allowed to shoot dogs because Grover v Balmer 1981 says clearly that people should be allowed to shoot dogs. Grover v Balmer 1981: People patently should not be allowed to shoot dogs.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In the off chance you're not already tagged in one of the thosands of reposts @williambibbiani.bsky.social Perfect for your "retitle an episode" polls.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
They used to make movies with scenes like this played as serious as a heart attack.
A scene from El Santo and Blue Demon vs Dracula and the Wolfman
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Working in an office a couple days a week really amps up my desire to mess with people. Today's thought: walk like I'm operated by tank control setup.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate.
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh my God, Becky, look at his balls. They're so big. He looks like one of those rap guys' boyfriends.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/05/2026
JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.
Two transgender MSPs elected to Holyrood in first for Scottish parliament
Dr Q Manivannan and Iris Duane secured regional list seats for the Scottish Green Party.
David Young
Friday 08 May 2026 17:52 EDT
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hell is full of Christians.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
He's one of many people that also said putting Spider-Man in Civil War was critical to making it work, and as mich as I enjoyed him there (and how it continued the trend that Stark is terrible), he was absolutely not critical. So, I'm skeptical.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
People just sitting around a room, large windows wide open on a clear, sunny day. The sounds of birds and a cool breeze putting everyone at peace. Melania, kicks in the door, charges in yelling, "I didn't know Epstein!" then runs away leaving everyone wondering how well she must have known Epstein.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Reminds me of one of my favorite fan reviews on IMDB. This is for an amazing movie called Space Sweepers. A film EXPLICITLY about how capitalism ruined the Earth, rich people suck, and it has a masc presenting robot that's saving money to buy a female android body so that they can be themself.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated! 🎶💃🕺
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a man is standing on a rock in the woods with his arms outstretched in the dark .
Alt: Andy Samberg in Hot Rod dancing.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Remember when corps of gov officials were messing with the US economy and blaming it all on Biden. Between tarrifs and Iran, it's like Trump is trying to show them how to do it right.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Amazing things happening on my Google landing page. I particularly enjoy the "Find Out" headline being from an outlet named Consequence.
Articles with headlines for Kid Rock's music festival facing troubles, followed by another stating that it has been cancelled all together from a coincidentally named outlet named Consequence
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Given how many accusations lobbed at Dems that Republicans are then caught doing, any day now I expect the discovery of a secret enclave of white Rs eating cats and dogs by the truck load.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
On a work zoom meeting, dude bro shows some shit AI image he made: "AI is rad. Copilot is legit." Moments later: "paraphrasing JFK, we don't do it cause it's easy, we do it because it's hard." Exhausting, dumb shit.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Finally watching Rockulla to finally appease the voice of @williambibbiani.bsky.social in my head that says "Yay!" when I see it, and a sad "Aww" when I scroll past it.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
How will you enter 2026? Me:
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a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
Alt: George Michael in Arrested Development, laying down on his face in despair
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
youtu.be/L0r6ocwGnMg?...
youtu.be
Lil Jon featuring Kool-Aid Man - All I Really Want For Christmas (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LIL JON
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
To wildly over simplify things: If someone made $1 million a year and was taxed 50%, they would still make around $1,300 a DAY! Not weekdays. EVERY day. I don't know a single person who wouldn't find that completely life changing. And by today's standards of rich, $1 mil is nothing.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Fun fact: that (prop) gun is pointed right at my nose.
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Felt Luke @feltluke.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
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