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Feilen

@feilen.purr.church
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Bits and bytes cat-thing. Medically diagnosed as soft. Semi-recent Dark Wet-ite. Game dev by day, weird animal on the internet (also by day, simultaneously) All opinions are NOT my own, and are actually being beamed into my skull by a warlock.

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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 03/10/2026
company name: Machete, Ground to Air Missile, Gun makes: administrative and cybersecurity software, password manager company name: Scribe Technologies, Big Sky, Hammer, Space Is Cool And Fun makes: missile guidance software
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 03/10/2026
not applying for 'we use AI to do x!' startup companies, for the simple practical reason that there's almost always already a company out there doing x, who is better poised to use both AI and not AI to do it
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kysh @emberpaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
living in 2026 is just watching more and more of the grocery store become grayed out and unselectable
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 29/09/2026
fixated. brain melting into his shoes
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 27/09/2026
there needs to be a punctuation equivalent for 'hear me out' "lately I've been going on <hear me out> long walks in the dark at night </hear me out> cause the cool night air keeps me feeling fresh!"
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
went to my childhood home recently and had a chance to sit down and really talk openly with the bogeyman in the basement. pretty decent guy actually and very sensitive. all those times he chased me up the stairs he just wanted connection. we did a pretend chase for old times sake
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 26/09/2026
sure like, I'm good at software, whatever. I think recruiters are overlooking the fact that I'm Slightly Funny also
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 17/09/2026
I have long maintained that you can call me 'dickgirl' as long as I can call cis men 'dickboys'
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
revisiting pieces
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 23/09/2026
I know it's pretty uncouth to say 'smile more' but if you're going to make yourself learn one masking habit, that's the one to do
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cracking a cold one with the dickboys
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 15/09/2026
My mom came to the shindig really proud about this perfume she got called 'vanilla sex' and got really annoyed we kept calling it 'missionary' and 'average coitus'
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 14/09/2026
Was absolutely blown away by the last song in yesterday's lineup. I have some studying to do www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW8I6uoCtsk… #abgt700
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Ben Böhmer at Anjunabeats' ABGT700
YouTube video by Arturo Nashion
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 13/09/2026
Action Items for dreaming on (for little dreamer) - gather what you need - choose a direction - when the moment is right for you - go - get your eeeyeees insieede yougottaknow... that the skieeebelongs, to no one, ouuooouuuu you got togoooeeee...
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 13/09/2026
very very damp #ABGT700 <3 Rain genuinely considerably enhanced my evening, I was starting to fade but the trip back to the camper for a spiked hot chocolate and a red bull fixed me right up. Riding the rail while getting soaked was far more pleasant than it sounds - was so refreshing
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 10/09/2026
gas station dick pills called Embrace, Extend, Extinguish
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 06/09/2026
Thought - if I were to get my updated covid vaccine tomorrow, would that have any negative repercussions for the big festival thing starting Thursday? I know /full/ immunity is after 2 weeks, but it certainly won't make things worse... right? Anyone know?
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 04/09/2026
My gfs took the dialect quiz and I hear echoing from the other room 'this is a jacket' 'thats a sweater' its a jacket' 'thats a sweater. THAT is a pullover-'
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 04/09/2026
area man enters a time loop but unwittingly meets the conditions to break the time loop the first time around, is none the wiser
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 02/09/2026
big walk: entirely possible it might be the most fun I've had playing a video game, especially at the end. big downside: there isn't more
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 02/09/2026
nearly every computer in the house is now using an immutable, nearly-unbreakable distro, and I have a lot less to maintain. somehow I think I feel like 1950's housewives must have felt when they introduced the original brownie mix that just needed water
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 02/09/2026
outer wilds gradually migrating through my polycule has been a beautiful thing - I played it like 3 years ago - gf started playing and I watched her play till she finished - gf (2) started playing after seeing it a couple times, gf and I watching - gf (3) now considering picking it up again
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 01/09/2026
was mulling over hooking up a solar panel to my hydroponics setup for dim days, so it'd just trickle charge a battery... took me entirely too long to realize I was just gradually inventing perhaps the least efficient possible way to put Light into Plants
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 01/09/2026
I feel like I fulfill a 'house sprite' social dynamic - if you can attract me into your midst with saucers of milk and leftover bread I will gradually just start fixing things
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 30/08/2026
Need to start mixing in the local therian vocal stim phrases into my corpo speak and see if I can get managers saying it "This new value proposition has a real wow factor, meaning the potential ROI is yum city."
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 27/08/2026
through the last several weeks of looking at job postings, it appears the business strategy of most AI companies is "be an AI company"
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 23/08/2026
amazon: pleated skater skirt, XL: $19.99 aliexpress: pleated white women skirt, XXL: $6.04 as far as I can tell they appear to be the same product exactly
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STEP ⭐✨ NFC @vulpvibes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 19/08/2026
post-hrt and the web is just like, a single sad string
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Art. (apologies to Mac)
watercolor and pencil illustration of a dog (Mac) dressed like a sad clown with tennis ball pom-poms.
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 17/08/2026
woke up with a sore hip this morning, which turned out to be because A Complete Cheese Course had slipped out from under The Only Investment Guide You'll Ever Need
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 17/08/2026
Taking the employment gap as an opportunity to fix some bad spending habits, such as: I have been paying $6/mo for years on a mail server, on the off chance coworkers from 3 jobs and a city ago wanna hang out next time I'm in town
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 15/08/2026
struggling to take local sports seriously when we have a team called the Seattle Sounders
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 14/08/2026
I think some friends tend to think of me as a 'reformed techbro' but the more you hang out with me the more clear it'll become I just changed my shirt color. you look away for two minutes and I've made your lights 'smart' (they no longer work)
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💀Jubi 💀 @jubilations.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
unlocks a sound byte stored in your brain
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 13/08/2026
I would sign up for a notification service which emails me any time a service I use adds a new default opted-in option in the settings. Come to think of it that sounds like a thing Mozilla would do
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 11/08/2026
it's a bit funny in retrospect we settled on 'delta theta'. where my angular velocity homies
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 11/08/2026
gas station dick pills called the neural pathway of beast persistence
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 10/08/2026
sorta funny thing-that-keeps-happening is small sellers using ai for like 'keep product listings seasonal!' but then never update it again. it's August, I'm looking for a headboard and all these listings are full of Congealed Santa
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 10/08/2026
forgot for a moment that I live in a funhouse - after leveling with books, turned out one end of my bed was 2" lower than the other. Couldn't figure out why it felt like I was sleeping on a hill
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 09/08/2026
the worst part about the advent of modern AI as someone who's done a fair amount of NLP work over the years is just how hard it made discussing random little project ideas in the space. since about 2022 if I bring up a thing I've been dabbling with there's a 60% chance I'll have to navigate a Take
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 08/08/2026
Really wanna make a Firefox addon that hunts for exact matches for Amazon products on AliExpress, since theyre typically 30-70% cheaper for an identical product. Only hiccup is that Ali's search function is terrible - even exact title matches will bury the result
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 08/08/2026
Rich and wonderful world of insights you can get through home automation and air quality monitoring, such as: I punched over a glass of wine at precisely 11:40PM last night during VR karaoke
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 07/08/2026
I'm realizing my massive, ponderous 'tasks list' that's dictated my life for the last 15 years makes zero distinction between 'for fun' and 'need to get done' besides vague prioritization. This often means I'm like "oh my god. I am SO BEHIND. I meant to (search for comedy club events :3) LAST WEEK"
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 07/08/2026
just had a thought - it would be neat if you could view like counts on posts by 'percent of followers/active followers who liked it' rather than just raw counts. Factor out followings entirely to get a Score Of Post Goodness
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waga baba bobo @dreamforests.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries
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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 05/08/2026
inventory loadout: worf's spine worf's spine (oozing) tricorder worf's spine (spoiled) innocuous blue barrel
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Ankle Biting Creature (18+) [COMMISSIONS CLOSED] @horriblewolverine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?
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