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A floofy wyvern that does the code and maybe even other things. Patented procrastinating on my own projects. he/him/they/them Expect: furry crap, programming crap, retro […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ tilde.zone/@nytpu, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 9h
I feel like eventually media studios are going to get so desperate for Well-Known IP to remake that they'll release Springtime for Hitler or Stolz der Nation as standalone movies outside of their original context
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 10h
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy Got Fingered
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 11h
Bitches love big red tail feathers
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 11h
@xkeeper.net This place is crap, they microwave their bones and then leave them under heat lamps for hours!
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 18h
Everyone when most of the Firefox team does anything versus everyone when a Mozilla artist draws a new fox artwork
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 19h
Skraaaaaaaaaa!
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 20h
I like how github is singlehandedly responsible for Git not adopting SHA-256 hashes yet _and_ is one of the major contributors to the lack of IPv6 adoption
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 21h
It's the new #Hawktober challenge where nytpu has to be a #hawk for the entirety of Hawktober without getting too strong wyvern feels and going back to being a wyvern
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 21h
I used this spell and now I'm a majestic hawk, oh no woe is me how tragic book-of-the-dead.fitzmuseum.cam.ac.… (profile picture change)
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Spell 77: being transformed into a hawk of gold
Vignette from Spell 77 of the Book of the Dead of Ramose
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I hired this firefox to look for and stare at cute creatures
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 01/10/2026
They* are† all‡ petting§ me‖ * abstract, nonspecific group of individuals † indicator of recency but not necessarily referring to the current moment in time as of this writing ‡ metaphorical signifier indicating a large group § stroking the fur of, typically on the head or chest ‖ furred wyvern
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 01/10/2026
I still don't know what Arm Holdings PLC® was smoking when 1) they decided on the completely confusing different sets of numbers for architecture versions and CPU versions (e.g. ARM7 cores implement the ARMv4 architecture), and 2) officially named the 64-bit ISA "AArch64" instead of just "ARM64"
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
@forst Apparently the Pentium 4 (the only CPU that doesn't ignore those prefixes) never actually had an assembly syntax for the hinting (you just had to do `.db 64H` before the branch instruction to manually add the prefix lol), when the syntax is the thing I'm interested in.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Anyone have suggestions on an assembly syntax for manual branch prediction hints? (As in, marking a branch as being likely or unlikely to be taken) Even though the Pentium 4 actually implemented branch prediction hints, I can't find a single example of assembly syntax for it for any architecture
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 11/06/2026
[NSFW male dragon pinup] Some sheathful and horny alts, naturally Art also by @Virensere #Wyvern #Wyverns #Dragon #Dragons
Digital drawing of a fluffy gray wyvern. He's lying on his back with his realistic batlike wings mostly outstretched, licking the propatagium (membrane above the wing arm) on his left wing. His talons are relaxed down and his tail is curling around. His legs are spread to show his sheath and ballsSame as the previous image, but his penis is fully erect
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 11/06/2026
The Wingy Wyvern! New quality art by @Virensere #Wyvern #Wyverns #Dragon #Dragons
Digital drawing of a fluffy gray wyvern. He's lying on his back with his realistic batlike wings mostly outstretched, licking the propatagium (membrane above the wing arm) on his left wing. His talons are relaxed down and his tail is curling around
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
RE: tilde.zone/@nytpu/116733326558501138 Thinking about meeeeee
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
I don't know what I should actually do with this secondary stack blog post. I sorta want to do pure technical detail without much in the way of a wider argument (since it's nuanced and arguments regarding other languages are hard to make sound…), but pure technical detail would be the most dry […]
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Aspen trees ♥️
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Their selection of tags is really funny, it seems like most of them exist less for searching/categorization and more "any topic people complain about seeing so we're letting them filter it" lol. e.g. the "tools" category doesn't have that many tags, only ones like systemd, vim, emacs, "vibecoding"
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Honestly lobste.rs having the "vibecoding" tag for any post involving using AI or written with AI makes it pretty damn good for the reason I use those news aggregators at all: finding cool blog posts that I never would've found otherwise (I often completely ignore the comments on Lobsters and HN)
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
the thing about programming is that the core skill is being able to mentally model what the computer is doing. If you can't do that, you'll never have a chance. i don't think traditional programming classes teach this well. ironically, puzzle games do a good job at it...
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
This is your brain on wyverns
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
aaaaa wyvern
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
RE: meow.social/@Virensere/117361532090… Oh my god big wyvern
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
You know things are bad when you look up something on Wikipedia and the pseudocode syntax the author used is ML/Haskell-like instead of procedural
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Hmm, I wonder if any (vaguely) contemporary FPUs have trig/transcendental functions that are approximations even in the range of the float type, rather than (barring bugs) fully-accurate except for the least-significant bit like any FPU I've looked at (or I think technically ±~1.5 ulp is common)
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
They're fluffing up my fur
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藤白 @hiyaudon.misskey.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
I still really need to finish my Tempest clone game for the Playdate since the crank gives amazing authentic spinner-like gameplay that feels really good. But it's just too slow, I just can't make the gameplay compare at all to the absolutely fantastic modern Tempest games like Tempest 4000 and […]
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
I feel like the biggest benefit to arcade games in the modren era is having experimental and completely novel input methods, which I guess they're realizing but I feel like they're still largely joystick+button or nowadays touchscreen games that you could just have at home although at least […]
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
This actually still works to crash the tab on Chrome but not Firefox (or maybe vice-versa, I forgor 💀) lol: <script> new DOMParser().parseFromString('<?xml version="1.0"?>'+ '<!DOCTYPE lolz ['+ ' <!ENTITY lol "lol">'+ ' <!ENTITY lol1 "&lol;&lol;&lol;&lol;&lol […]
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
I wonder if the billion laughs and gzip compression bomb I have on my website have gotten any scrapers that ignore robots.txt
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Owlor 🦋 @owlor.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Sharing an ad with the intent of making fun of the add or pointing out the weirdness of it is still sharing an ad, it doesn't matter if you do it knowing it's just an attention-grabbing stunt, it evidently worked on you since you're doing the exact sort of thing marketers want you to do. I […]
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Okay you can resume.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Cease.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Dergies www.furaffinity.net/view/66526232
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Hatchday! by Azmerond
Awwww arnt they adorable <3 stuffing ratofthewich resulted in some very cute little dergs :). . Art by: jakeseeker
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
Mhmm ✅ codes.iccsafe.org/s/IBC2021P1/chapt…
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 30/09/2026
I wonder if there's any regulations about elevators being able to fit ambulance stretchers
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Ben Foote @benpocalypse.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Tuple is pronounced as "toople" not "tupple." Don't @ me.
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junebro BLUESKY DELUXE !!! @junebro.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
whoa!!! fluffy vap attack for @sylvworks.bsky.social !!! this one was so fun oh my gosh... [ #junebro.art #vaporeon ]
a fluffy vaporeon floating along water on their back. they're holding their tail.
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Jeff Koftinoff @statusbar.com · 29/09/2026
#Photography #PrayingMantis This big guy was on my headlights today !
A large praying mantis on a headlamp of a truck
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 29/09/2026
I think it was kinda gigachad of Minecraft to make the cave noises be completely fucking scary instead of making them be more grounded and/or stereotypical fantasy cave sorta sounds
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
golgi apparatus is calling
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 29/09/2026
I like videos and podcasts and such where someone on it is openly furry but it's not furry-focused and the other hosts aren't furries because you get pure gold exchanges like this: Non-furry: "I put the 'not' in 'astronaut'" [note that "not" can be heard as "knot"] Furry: "Oh furries would love […]
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 29/09/2026
Assuming that both companies basically just wrote off the engineering/development costs and we're going purely for bill of materials and manufacturing and shipping
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 29/09/2026
I wonder how much of the Steam Frame's price difference versus the Quest 3 is due to much lower economies of scale and higher build quality; and how much of it is Facebook valuing the data they can collect with it (and ads they can display in it) up into the hundreds of dollars
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Kyle @kyle-pegasus.scalie.club.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Ah, the mythical "Good Reddit"
Two early 2000s Sony WEGA Trinitrons stacked verticallyThe same switched on, displaying the two screens of a Nintendo DS
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#wikipedia
This user loves Flood by They Might Be Giants
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 29/09/2026
Hannibal Lecter, the famous Carthaginian general who fought Rome in this little thing you might've heard of called World War 2
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