Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 18hThem: lots of new followers — this account posts about X, Y, Z. Hope you enjoy! Me: lots of new followers, uh, apologies in advance? 031
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Somehow simultaneously an abomination that should never have been conjured into this world and something I want injected directly and constantly into my tastebuds thank you 030
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tuesday: 2 (two!) rejections and an unrelated (non-serious) visit to the emergency room Wednesday: 150
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I became a 2x human with one simple trick: read some science news that my brain is actually 2 organs 030
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026<catching up on the latest science news> Study: we implanted human neurons in the brains of mice Me: wow cool Study: people of your socioeconomic background are less likely to make it in academia Me: wow cool wait what 020
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My ~two brainsstatic.klipy.comThree Stooges: Larry Hits Moe & Curly with MalletAlt: Three Stooges: Larry Hits Moe & Curly with Mallet 010
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Email: we regret to inform you— Me: *closes app* Me: Me: whew, that was a close one! 0120
Reposted by Federico AdolfiMaxim Raginsky @mraginsky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you turn something into a benchmark with quantifiable rewards and progress metrics, don’t be surprised when the machines achieve dominance there. At that point it will be too late to gesture at intrinsic non-economic values, you’ve made them illegible (in Scott’s sense) to any outside observer. 6636
Reposted by Federico AdolfiMarianne de Heer Kloots @mdhk.net · 17/09/2026LLMs are everywhere, as are companies advertising LLM-powered products by their “beyond-human” performance levels. But how do LLMs *actually* fare against humans across the board? Join our effort to organize empirical evidence from the field into a systematic and publicly accessible overview ⬇️ 0102
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me: let’s make a list to keep track of projects and tasks so that I don’t get overwhelmed Also me, feeling overwhelmed looking at list of projects and tasks: well this sucks 0100
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was going through my notes and found this. Something terrible must have happened back in May 050
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Them: we have cracked the physics of fluids using artificial intelligence, solving one of the toughest puzzles in mathematics Me trying to make latte art, attempt number [redacted]: 250
Reposted by Federico AdolfiRiccardo Fusaroli @fusaroli.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026How does the architecture of a city shape the way we think, talk, and draw space? And how do spatial conventions travel across cultural generations? New paper in Open Mind, spearheaded by Z Alinam (w J Nölle, C Vesper, K Tylén & me): doi.org/10.1162/OPMI.a.380 🧵 1/doi.orgWhen the City Speaks: How Urban Form Shapes the Cultural Transmission of Spatial ConceptualizationAbstract. How do urban environments shape the way people conceptualize and communicate space? Using a cultural transmission experiment in virtual reality, we asked participants to navigate one of two ... 25022
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Let’s see what’s up today on bluesky nopestatic.klipy.comKissAlt: Toddler walks into a room then turns around scared and walks out 040
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Updating my cv with all the invited talks about *checks spam folder* “materials science” 0111
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Updating my cv with all the invited talks about *checks spam folder* “materials science” 0111
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You see in math we want to be really precise and to remove any hint of ambiguity. Any questions? 🙋🏻♂️ good question ok that p is a probability 🙋🏽 no that other p is a mass function 🙋🏼 you’d think so but this p is a density 🙋🏿 haha no here p is a specific number Ok be rigorous out there class dismissed 150
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me: right, I need to get these 3 things done today Brain: you can have one Me: no really these 3 Brain: I said one Me: but why? Brain: we’re down to zero now because you spent it on thinking about why good night 0132
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026English: having cake means having it and eating it too but you can’t have cake and eat it too English speakers: yeah you can’t have cake and eat it too that’s right you can’t 020
Reposted by Federico AdolfiThe Algonauts Project @algonautsproject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026(1/2) We’re excited to announce the Algonauts Project Challenge 2027 with CNeuroMod: How The Human Brain Makes Sense of Video Games 🎮 🧠 Launching end of 2026. Top 3 teams will present at CCN 2027 in Edinburgh. algonautsproject.com/2027/ #Algonauts2027 #NeuroAI #CompNeuro #fMRIalgonautsproject.comThe Algonauts Project Challenge 2027The Algonauts Project 2027 Challenge — how the human brain makes sense of video games. Launching end of 2026. Sign up to stay updated. 11515
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Guy about to sit at the next table gives a quick hi in acknowledgment (Me: aw how friendly) Guy: *speaks to himself and other non-animate objects around* (Me: uh, I’ll take it) 010
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me overthinking job applications: I have to be very specific about my research program and what makes it different from others Successful applicants: my lab will focus on how the brain gives rise to behavior in a complex world oh and something AI too 3143
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me overthinking job applications: I have to be very specific about my research program and what makes it different from others Successful applicants: my lab will focus on how the brain gives rise to behavior in a complex world oh and something AI too 3143
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Excited to share our latest work where we built a dataset of every single line delivered by the famous actor Al Pacino and used it to train a chabot. We call it AI Pacino 181
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Excited to share our latest work where we built a dataset of every single line delivered by the famous actor Al Pacino and used it to train a chabot. We call it AI Pacino 181
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The existence of Philosophers implies the existence of Jillosophers and Billosophers and such so keep an eye out because it seems we’ve only been seeing the tip of the iceberg 040
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Bluesky Professor of Cups: this is not funny, cups do this when they are in distress 073
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Bluesky Professor of Cups: this is not funny, cups do this when they are in distress 073
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi I’m 6 or 7 completely unrelated events 020
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026As area chair I’m finding myself too often having to refocus discussion between authors and reviewers away from forced homogeneity, value judgements, gatekeeping, ad hominem attacks and general adversarial issues, and towards clarification and understanding. Not sure how we’ve come to be so weird… 052
Reposted by Federico AdolfiDr. Katja Thieme (she/they) @katjathieme.bsky.social · 04/08/2026In fact, what we most need is funding to build out and stabilize the network of academic workers. We need more secure positions for people who work in universities, so they can do good teaching and research, day in and day out. We do not need to hire stars. 2326
Reposted by Federico AdolfiDr. Katja Thieme (she/they) @katjathieme.bsky.social · 04/08/2026A humble academic proposal: let's not have stars. Everyone hired as an academic at a university is there to teach younger generations, to make new knowledge, to have that knowledge critically evaluated by others, and to act on collective insights. We do not need to designate some people as stars. 412622
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026As area chair I’m finding myself too often having to refocus discussion between authors and reviewers away from forced homogeneity, value judgements, gatekeeping, ad hominem attacks and general adversarial issues, and towards clarification and understanding. Not sure how we’ve come to be so weird… 052
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Got it taken care of right away. Me, forgetting what comes next in the movie: is this it? Is this all you can conjure, universe? 000
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Injured myself on the street but I was already on my way to the hospital. Nice try, universe 080
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Dr: you might have carpal tunnel syndrome — we can fix it with a quick surgery after we test for it Me: wonderful *test comes back negative* Dr: yea the test is not sensitive enough but I think you have CTS and we can fix it with a quick surgery Me, resisting every single impulse: wonderful 020
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Me, trying to project gravitas while supervising students: The key to modeling is patience. Like that time I shook a bottle of freshly squeezed orange juice & went to bed. It didn’t react. It silently waited. Then waited some more. Until at 3 AM it exploded with the fury of eleventy thunderbolts. 031
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Me, trying to project gravitas while supervising students: The key to modeling is patience. Like that time I shook a bottle of freshly squeezed orange juice & went to bed. It didn’t react. It silently waited. Then waited some more. Until at 3 AM it exploded with the fury of eleventy thunderbolts. 031
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Funder: that’s an important research program with an innovative methodology you got there. What are some concrete deliverables? Me: for example nothing 081
Reposted by Federico AdolfiFederico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026As scientists we are used to explore at the edge of knowledge. To straddle the boundary between possible and impossible. We are guided by plausibility but not enslaved by it. Like that time I was out of milk so I tried yogurt in my coffee. A long shot, yes. But did it work? Not even a little bit. 2192
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Funder: that’s an important research program with an innovative methodology you got there. What are some concrete deliverables? Me: for example nothing 081
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026As scientists we are used to explore at the edge of knowledge. To straddle the boundary between possible and impossible. We are guided by plausibility but not enslaved by it. Like that time I was out of milk so I tried yogurt in my coffee. A long shot, yes. But did it work? Not even a little bit. 2192
Reposted by Federico AdolfiGreg Egan @gregegansf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026While the Fields Medal celebrates the under-40s, the mathematician Joan Birman has, at the age of 99, solved a major open problem in representations of the Braid groups, a topic she has worked on for more than 60 years. 121299320
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026A stock scene in American shows that always confuses me A: you look like shit, B, you should get some sleep B: yeah *looks fabulous* 120
Reposted by Federico AdolfiHuw Swanborough @huwroscience.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Yeah exactly, just like if you ask for mayo and you get aioli, it looks the same but only when all the information is integrated together does the model fail, showing that single point estimates do not reflect dynamical systems. See? simple intuitions. 011
Federico Adolfi @fedeadolfi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026As a total outsider who has never really done any serious science communication work, I wonder if we could do a bit more of “I can’t explain X in lay terms, but I can tell you it’s role in giving us Y which I can give intuition for” (metatheory) and less “X is to Y as feet are to soccer balls” 131
Reposted by Federico AdolfiDan Goodman @neural-reckoning.org · 16/07/2026New preprint (well, very updated). 🤖🧠🧪 We find that an abstract model of neuromodulation lets spiking neural networks perform much better, particularly in challenging noisy environments, using less energy. Relevant to #neuroscience and #neuromorphic computing. 🧵👇 www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...biorxiv.orgNeuromodulation enhances the capability and efficiency of spiking neural networksSpiking neurons underlie the brain’s extreme energy efficiency, and therefore have great potential in neuromorphic computing, although realising this efficiency in practice has proven challenging. We ... 26927