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Feature Envy Productions/EJ

@featureenvy.bsky.social
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repurposed mall goth/stable adult impersonator you can also find me at featureenvyproductions.com and/or vimeo.com/featureenvyproductions he/him/his I block accounts that seem like bots, nothing personal 😬

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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this except no one is asking me if I'm ok
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penguinaph.bsky.social @penguinaph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Kat The Film Lady @katwatchesfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Touched microfibre with dry hands
Matt Damon as Odysseus screaming when he hears the sirens song
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't wanna be a traitor but the first one. If I was a cis man and not a trans man, I would be safe, and there would be people would love me. I don't know what any of that feels like.
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm not using my free will enough
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That would be the type of movie that's exclusively watched by youtube content creators who make fun of movies that suck
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Have any US artists out there bought art supplies from the UK since trump started fucking everyone over by not knowing how a tariff works? Trying to get an idea of how much I'll be in the hole and how they're gonna bill me for it #traditionalartists #artistsofbluesky is this a tag idk
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Guys I don't know how much more I can handle physically living in this place and there's no way out
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"I think I'll take a break and check my facebook" * 99 posts from conservatives calling trans people degenerate rapists who should die* "Ok maybe I'll check my IG messages" * feed of the US pissing off every country and our reps not listening * "how bout blue sky" * every country telling us to die *
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I understand the sentiment. It stings more hearing it when trans when my country also wants me to Fuck Off and I'm like to where 🥲🥲🥲🥲?? we've made enemies of every other sane country i'd conceivably want to pay taxes to. I wish I was dead. There's no coming back from this
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i am holding a gun to my head and i say to a guy “please dont make me advertise”

guy says “advertise what?”

“i sell goods and setvices”

“like what?”

“god fucking damnit”

END.
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm sorry in advance. Even when I want to kill myself I am a deeply unserious person. I hope one of these selections from my awful feelings playlist grants you a chuckle or a smile: youtu.be/fCmvXCgZr74?... youtu.be/-7awU91cayo?... youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk?... (Also every episode of Drawfee)
youtu.be
apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans
YouTube video by Xarlalt
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What I really need is for someone with money to believe I deserve to exist
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why is no one else on board with this, I literally do not understand. "Oh but sanitation issues" - if I live 100 miles from a city and you're boiling water to account for deer pee anyway, my incerator toilet is not going to be an issue for you
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Like sure, go ahead, take a look at my woods yurt and tax it some amount. And then as long as I pay that and I'm not selling it and lying about the fact that it's a yurt, fuck off forever.
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tbh one reason I clash with other leftists is because I think you should be able to go to the fucking woods and build a yurt without the government getting a say in it. It should only be there to distribute wealth.
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why does no one else in the world seem to be pissed that you have to have a fucking law degree to figure out if you can build a house on your fucking land that you fucking own in some place
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I would try to imagine the response but see the thing is that would require me to first imagine Harris coming anywhere close to doing half of the toddler ass garbage trump does and I actually literally can't
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's just so capitalism for your company to give you 0 raises and no real bonus but give you a gift card instead and then cancel it before you can use it
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Great job little buddy 🙌
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'll make a deal with you guys. Find me a cheap mlm affirming therapist and I'll shut the fuck up
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Privacy is the domain of people who have someone to talk to about their problems
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you're just finding me from Instagram, welcome. Pay no attention to my explosive bursts of self hatred. Go to my vimeo instead
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"EJ why would you crash out and post this kind of thing to the internet" bc it's the one place in my life where I get to take up some fucking space. You're free to scroll on by. Or send me death threats about it I don't care. Plus like 2 people read my bluesky posts and they're used to my bs by now
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Becoming more and more clear to me that everyone else can do whatever the fuck makes them happy because they already have safety nets and/or at least people who believe in them. I have none of that. My entire existence is me finding ways to justify the oxygen I waste. I'm going to die hating myself
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
jfc i wish i was qualified to do literally fucking anything in life
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i'm sorta joking but the reality is like, the mountain in my life is that i'm my own safety net. if i can't provide for myself anymore, it's all over.
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
definitely feeling some kinda way like "should i blow my retirement account on all the adventures i want to have and then go lay on some train tracks when the money runs out"
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my mental health is absolutely crumbling because of this job but I can't afford the type and amount of mental health support I really need and I can't find a different one. I don't know how much longer I can do this. and now we're just sliding even more into a dictatorship. there's like no escape
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
does anyone wanna go buy land in unincorporated Colorado with me and start a town of gay socialists
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Same 🫂
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Scabbyhabby @scabbyhabby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
15/10
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pet food
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I make sure to ask the vet first if it's ok but usually I just hide it in their treat. I shave it in there if I have to. My cats are not smart enough to tell there's something in there luckily
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can't even catch a break in my sleep anymore, apparently I just have dreams about having a full on sobbing break down in Walmart now
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sorry every time I do a google search and the top results are reddit posts where every comment is a variation of "just google it" I see blood
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One thing that's always pissed me off to no end is the gate keeping of knowledge. You won't find that here. If you see something I do or whatever and you want to know how I do it or know what I know about it, just ask. I'm an open book and gate keepers can suck my ass about it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the alto part in every song is like here you deep voiced bitch sing one note. sing one note for eight measures. oh you have a problem cool let’s make it sixteen measures. fuck you
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does anyone know if it's possible to form a union across state lines?
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dumb thing where I'm starving but I don't know what to make so I just don't eat
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
film festival went well I think
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reasons to stay alive starter pack:
- Mothman
- Your favorite scary movie
- Skeletor
- Out of spite
- Those books you haven't read
- Pets
- Halloween is coming
- New music
- Outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Making hastily thrown together keepsakes for folks screening at our film festival we threw together this week
Key chains in the middle of being made that say "Salvage fest"Back view that says "thanks for screening"
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No I'm OK pay no attention to my 40 tabs of "off grid land remote no restrictions cheap" searches
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What a coincidence my company just had one of those too 🙃
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I hope chat GPT burns in fucking hell
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey guys mental health walk didn't get me a new job and a safety net and permanent residency in a less transphobic country, any other suggestions?
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
??? We all know why misogynists didn't like it if that's what you're getting at. I'm talking about normal people.
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