Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this except no one is asking me if I'm ok 6401
Reposted by Feature Envy Productions/EJpenguinaph.bsky.social @penguinaph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026 10380142334
Reposted by Feature Envy Productions/EJKat The Film Lady @katwatchesfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Touched microfibre with dry hands 1721513
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I don't wanna be a traitor but the first one. If I was a cis man and not a trans man, I would be safe, and there would be people would love me. I don't know what any of that feels like. 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm not using my free will enough 030
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026That would be the type of movie that's exclusively watched by youtube content creators who make fun of movies that suck 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Have any US artists out there bought art supplies from the UK since trump started fucking everyone over by not knowing how a tariff works? Trying to get an idea of how much I'll be in the hole and how they're gonna bill me for it #traditionalartists #artistsofbluesky is this a tag idk 000
Reposted by Feature Envy Productions/EJJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason 891944194
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Guys I don't know how much more I can handle physically living in this place and there's no way out 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"I think I'll take a break and check my facebook" * 99 posts from conservatives calling trans people degenerate rapists who should die* "Ok maybe I'll check my IG messages" * feed of the US pissing off every country and our reps not listening * "how bout blue sky" * every country telling us to die * 130
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I understand the sentiment. It stings more hearing it when trans when my country also wants me to Fuck Off and I'm like to where 🥲🥲🥲🥲?? we've made enemies of every other sane country i'd conceivably want to pay taxes to. I wish I was dead. There's no coming back from this 010
Reposted by Feature Envy Productions/EJbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 132740375
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm sorry in advance. Even when I want to kill myself I am a deeply unserious person. I hope one of these selections from my awful feelings playlist grants you a chuckle or a smile: youtu.be/fCmvXCgZr74?... youtu.be/-7awU91cayo?... youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk?... (Also every episode of Drawfee)youtu.beapple bottom jeans, boots with the jeansYouTube video by Xarlalt 110
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What I really need is for someone with money to believe I deserve to exist 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Why is no one else on board with this, I literally do not understand. "Oh but sanitation issues" - if I live 100 miles from a city and you're boiling water to account for deer pee anyway, my incerator toilet is not going to be an issue for you 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Like sure, go ahead, take a look at my woods yurt and tax it some amount. And then as long as I pay that and I'm not selling it and lying about the fact that it's a yurt, fuck off forever. 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Tbh one reason I clash with other leftists is because I think you should be able to go to the fucking woods and build a yurt without the government getting a say in it. It should only be there to distribute wealth. 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Why does no one else in the world seem to be pissed that you have to have a fucking law degree to figure out if you can build a house on your fucking land that you fucking own in some place 110
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I would try to imagine the response but see the thing is that would require me to first imagine Harris coming anywhere close to doing half of the toddler ass garbage trump does and I actually literally can't 001
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's just so capitalism for your company to give you 0 raises and no real bonus but give you a gift card instead and then cancel it before you can use it 010
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I'll make a deal with you guys. Find me a cheap mlm affirming therapist and I'll shut the fuck up 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Privacy is the domain of people who have someone to talk to about their problems 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you're just finding me from Instagram, welcome. Pay no attention to my explosive bursts of self hatred. Go to my vimeo instead 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"EJ why would you crash out and post this kind of thing to the internet" bc it's the one place in my life where I get to take up some fucking space. You're free to scroll on by. Or send me death threats about it I don't care. Plus like 2 people read my bluesky posts and they're used to my bs by now 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Becoming more and more clear to me that everyone else can do whatever the fuck makes them happy because they already have safety nets and/or at least people who believe in them. I have none of that. My entire existence is me finding ways to justify the oxygen I waste. I'm going to die hating myself 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026jfc i wish i was qualified to do literally fucking anything in life 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i'm sorta joking but the reality is like, the mountain in my life is that i'm my own safety net. if i can't provide for myself anymore, it's all over. 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026definitely feeling some kinda way like "should i blow my retirement account on all the adventures i want to have and then go lay on some train tracks when the money runs out" 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026my mental health is absolutely crumbling because of this job but I can't afford the type and amount of mental health support I really need and I can't find a different one. I don't know how much longer I can do this. and now we're just sliding even more into a dictatorship. there's like no escape 100
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026does anyone wanna go buy land in unincorporated Colorado with me and start a town of gay socialists 010
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I make sure to ask the vet first if it's ok but usually I just hide it in their treat. I shave it in there if I have to. My cats are not smart enough to tell there's something in there luckily 010
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I can't even catch a break in my sleep anymore, apparently I just have dreams about having a full on sobbing break down in Walmart now 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sorry every time I do a google search and the top results are reddit posts where every comment is a variation of "just google it" I see blood 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One thing that's always pissed me off to no end is the gate keeping of knowledge. You won't find that here. If you see something I do or whatever and you want to know how I do it or know what I know about it, just ask. I'm an open book and gate keepers can suck my ass about it. 110
Reposted by Feature Envy Productions/EJrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026the alto part in every song is like here you deep voiced bitch sing one note. sing one note for eight measures. oh you have a problem cool let’s make it sixteen measures. fuck you 112629
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Does anyone know if it's possible to form a union across state lines? 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dumb thing where I'm starving but I don't know what to make so I just don't eat 000
Reposted by Feature Envy Productions/EJInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026 11521183
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Making hastily thrown together keepsakes for folks screening at our film festival we threw together this week 010
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026No I'm OK pay no attention to my 40 tabs of "off grid land remote no restrictions cheap" searches 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What a coincidence my company just had one of those too 🙃 010
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I hope chat GPT burns in fucking hell 050
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hey guys mental health walk didn't get me a new job and a safety net and permanent residency in a less transphobic country, any other suggestions? 000
Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026??? We all know why misogynists didn't like it if that's what you're getting at. I'm talking about normal people. 040