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Feature Envy Productions/EJ

@featureenvy.bsky.social
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repurposed mall goth/stable adult impersonator you can also find me at featureenvyproductions.com and/or vimeo.com/featureenvyproductions he/him/his I block accounts that seem like bots, nothing personal 😬

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penguinaph.bsky.social @penguinaph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Kat The Film Lady @katwatchesfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Touched microfibre with dry hands
Matt Damon as Odysseus screaming when he hears the sirens song
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Have any US artists out there bought art supplies from the UK since trump started fucking everyone over by not knowing how a tariff works? Trying to get an idea of how much I'll be in the hole and how they're gonna bill me for it #traditionalartists #artistsofbluesky is this a tag idk
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"I think I'll take a break and check my facebook" * 99 posts from conservatives calling trans people degenerate rapists who should die* "Ok maybe I'll check my IG messages" * feed of the US pissing off every country and our reps not listening * "how bout blue sky" * every country telling us to die *
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i am holding a gun to my head and i say to a guy “please dont make me advertise”

guy says “advertise what?”

“i sell goods and setvices”

“like what?”

“god fucking damnit”

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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What I really need is for someone with money to believe I deserve to exist
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why does no one else in the world seem to be pissed that you have to have a fucking law degree to figure out if you can build a house on your fucking land that you fucking own in some place
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's just so capitalism for your company to give you 0 raises and no real bonus but give you a gift card instead and then cancel it before you can use it
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you're just finding me from Instagram, welcome. Pay no attention to my explosive bursts of self hatred. Go to my vimeo instead
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Becoming more and more clear to me that everyone else can do whatever the fuck makes them happy because they already have safety nets and/or at least people who believe in them. I have none of that. My entire existence is me finding ways to justify the oxygen I waste. I'm going to die hating myself
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my mental health is absolutely crumbling because of this job but I can't afford the type and amount of mental health support I really need and I can't find a different one. I don't know how much longer I can do this. and now we're just sliding even more into a dictatorship. there's like no escape
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
does anyone wanna go buy land in unincorporated Colorado with me and start a town of gay socialists
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Scabbyhabby @scabbyhabby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pet food
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can't even catch a break in my sleep anymore, apparently I just have dreams about having a full on sobbing break down in Walmart now
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One thing that's always pissed me off to no end is the gate keeping of knowledge. You won't find that here. If you see something I do or whatever and you want to know how I do it or know what I know about it, just ask. I'm an open book and gate keepers can suck my ass about it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the alto part in every song is like here you deep voiced bitch sing one note. sing one note for eight measures. oh you have a problem cool let’s make it sixteen measures. fuck you
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does anyone know if it's possible to form a union across state lines?
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dumb thing where I'm starving but I don't know what to make so I just don't eat
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
film festival went well I think
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reasons to stay alive starter pack:
- Mothman
- Your favorite scary movie
- Skeletor
- Out of spite
- Those books you haven't read
- Pets
- Halloween is coming
- New music
- Outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Making hastily thrown together keepsakes for folks screening at our film festival we threw together this week
Key chains in the middle of being made that say "Salvage fest"Back view that says "thanks for screening"
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No I'm OK pay no attention to my 40 tabs of "off grid land remote no restrictions cheap" searches
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey guys mental health walk didn't get me a new job and a safety net and permanent residency in a less transphobic country, any other suggestions?
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And also what the fuck was up with there being an unbothered nazi parade through fucking DC wtf
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this country is three unceasing conga lines of trolley problems in a trench coat
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can't believe I took this day off and basically accomplished nothing, wtf is wrong with me
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We truly live in an unserious bull shit SNL skit country. Praying to a god i don't believe in for a sizable asteroid to just fucking take me out at some point
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I tried to save a dehydrated bee today and she still died and I'm so sad
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Trying to look into DSA again and already feeling my patience evaporate as I remember I'm in this bizarre sliver of a congressional district between my two local chapters that neither one knows fucking exists. Siiiiiigh
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cast yourself as a villain
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz Content
Alt: Heinz Doofenshmirtz Content
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Democratic socialists are still partying in New York City… 🎉 Wait — *checks notes* — sorry this is Colorado. Apologies! We got confused since we were told this only happens in NYC 😬 @melatkirosco.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DaO9NqR...
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Which of you selfish out of touch people out there voted for the fucking corporate shill crypt keeper
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
God forbid my neighbor allow a single blade of grass within 1000 feet of his rocks. Out there every fuckin day dousing every visible surface in pesticide. I've declared war on this man in the form of wildflower chaos gardening at this point, to whatever extent the city will let me get away with it
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They should invent therapy but the therapist'll actually connect you with resources to tangibly help fix your material problems. Like are you suicidal or are you actually just Basic Subscription Depressed but your house is really messy & we can connect you with Insurance Covered Depression Cleaning
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why do I always feel like I'm missing a software patch everyone else got. I know someone's gonna be like "that's the neurodivergence" but like every other ND person I've ever met has all the shit that matters infinitely more together
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you're trans and buying into the idea that there's only a narrow band of correct ways to "do gender" and you think non-binary gender is a trend, you're buying into racist, imperialized, hateful rhetoric, and all I have to say is the GOP isn't gonna spare you when they're done with everyone else.
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Using the power of the fact that spray paint can melt styrofoam to get some kinda ok rock texture
Stop motion set with rock wallsMe threatening the styrofoam with the spray paint can
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Makin creatures (guess my other post didn't post)
Scales??Creature pelt (faux fur!)Putting scales on
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I would like to wish Ken Paxton - human embodiment of an infected hang nail - a very Please Become A Screw Worm Vacation Hot Spot
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
90% of my playlists rn are things that make me feel like I'm in space 100 years from now and the only feelings I know are depression and regrets pandora.app.link/Xr1jZOJl73b
pandora.app.link
Antimatter
Listen to more music by Silent Planet on Pandora
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
donate.naacp.org/campaign/741...
donate.naacp.org
Donate to NAACP Champions for Change
Join me in making a donation to the NAACP to support the people-powered movement to build political power and fight for equity and justice: https://donate.naacp.org/campaign/741891/donate
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Should be reposted every month....Speak Truth....
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
wish I could SLEEP ALL DAY and get all my food for FREE. lucky bastard
my cat, who sleeps all day and gets all his food for free
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Feature Envy Productions/EJ @featureenvy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Do conservatives ever ask themselves if trans people are so threatening and influential why we haven't used our magic powers to make them stop being assholes to us and legislating our subhuman treatment?
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 12/06/2026
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DoctorCarlton🔜 Torremolinos 🇪🇸 Infinity X Festival 10/3-10/12 @doctorcarlton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Never forget those we lost at Pulse 10 years ago. #Pulse #Orlando #lgbtq #latinx
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