Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 21hThis book is one where, along with DARK HARVEST, the algo kept rec’ing for years and I kept saying “no way it lives up to its cover.” So far, so good. Has a touch of that Tanith Lee gift where their prose to pared to the bone and somehow oozes more atmosphere than Anne Rice. 240
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Damn, cozy horror really could’ve rescued this guy from writer’s block. 131
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026V A L K Y R I E S ! ! ! LETS FUCKING GO!!! 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is one where I want to see a remake that tosses a lot of the original—the obtuseness, trial & error frustration—but preserves 100% of the story, characters, etc because I think SIREN could be considered up there with the goats of the genre. see @eurothug4000.bsky.social vids below for more 232
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let the best season of the year begin! youtu.be/iuCYsxO0fLQ?...youtu.beTheme from The FogYouTube video by John Carpenter - Topic 053
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My train of thought on posting this -> so what’s the shibari WNBA team? -> their jerseys would be the rope dresses from Suspiria ‘18 -> hell, make it an Argento tribute team -> the New York Infernos -> also doubles as a classy 9/11 tribute. 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For someone who’s not into breathplay, I sure do cheer for the biggest chokers. Anyway, hope Veronica and the gals win Friday. 000
Reposted by Last Feast of HarlequinOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him. 18181371772
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She’s a 10 but her favorite movie is MEGAN IS MISSING. 130
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Rip Lynx. wtf happened? Besides the Minnesota curse. 000
Reposted by Last Feast of HarlequinAndrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am also doing this. 1396
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@kjy1066.bsky.social yo did you know that Norman Partridge wrote a DARK HARVEST novelette follow-up to the novella? 230
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Before hearing a Lamar Jackson locker room speech: eh, he’s so soft spoken and private, he probably doesn’t make them. After hearing a Lamar Jackson locker room speech: which concrete wall would you like me to run through, sir? 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Big oooooooooooof. Hope McCarthy picks himself up and gives it’s his all and, if the reports can be believed, shows some humility. 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been waiting for a game like that from the Ravens...for 4 fucking years now. The three units worked together. They hung tough. They didn’t give up. Lamar showed out. Zay showed out. Over the moon for the boys. 020
Reposted by Last Feast of HarlequinRico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Years ago, I did a search for books signed by arch hepcat James Ellroy because I realised the inscriptions would be nuts. Here they are. (Reheating this from Twitter as it's been 18 months or so since I've really posted/scrolled on there, I'll probably delete it soon and want these to live on.) 59123
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve only watched like 2 movies from her in the past 24 hours, but Jem Garrard has that special touch to elevate a low budget Tubi Original into something… good? RL STINE’S PUMPKINHEAD: A TUBI ORIGINAL ends with a wonderfully bleak note, in the tradition of great MG horror. BUZZKILL is a blast 110
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 4, Film 5: THE RAPTOR GAMES Escaped dinosaurs, faulty electric fences, an erupting volcano, and an ever-growing pack of raptors make this feature a gloriously chaotic experience. Very intuitive to incorporate all the different rules, and ends ssn 4 on a high note. Loved it. 9/10 010
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 4, film 4: THE GREEN TERROR Turns the predator and their invisible movement into a game of deduction. The most impressive design in all of FG, where the most complex rule set feels smooth as butter within a turn. Nothing like blind firing into the jungle and hitting the alien. 8/10 000
Reposted by Last Feast of Harlequinlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646090989
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SILENT HILL TOWNFALL doesn’t interest me, and everything I find out about it drives that anti-interests deeper into the ground. The final nail in the coffin tho was that bland ass monster design. Woof. 140
Reposted by Last Feast of HarlequinJonathan Raab @spookhouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good morning from the haunted hills of the Finger Lakes region I'll be opening preorders for DRACULA CAR soon. Much like my HALLOWEEN TV SPECIAL series, this is a quick, atmospheric read perfect for gloomy evenings spent inside, read by the soft glow of decorative orange Halloween lights... 185
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just rererererewatched CANDYMAN ‘92. It only gets better and better with age. Fucking hell. 060
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 4, film #3: A DEMON IN THE SHADOWS The killer is a demon possessing a nun. To win you have to 1) exorcise the demon, 2) stab the nun, 3) keep the nun alive. Add in blessed and cursed die, an odd layout, and desecration spreading through the convent, and it’s bloody perfect. 10/10. 010
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Introduce yourself with four starships 070
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wtf Lynx? This shit should only happen when I play NBA 2K. 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fiery jack o’ lantern creature. Remains my personal fave. 050
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 4, film 2: A ROTTEN HARVEST Evil children sacrifice adults to pagan gods while a jack o’ lantern headed killer stalks the fields. The kid cult element underwhelms, but doesn’t drag down an excellent feature. The harvest madness mechanic of short term win, long term loss rocks. 9/10 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 4, film 1: BAD TIMES AT BUDDYLAND Ssn 4 kicks off with a fun, breezy, and dense feature. Free of ssn 3’s excesses, everything works together damn well. Buddy & his puppets slaughtered the whole place in two turns. Lots of optional objectives to make final fight easier. Love it! 8/10 010
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Figured this would be a come down game for the Ravens. Lots of growing pains + no WRs. 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 3, film 5: DON’T MAKE A SOUND Ssn 3 closes out in the best way with collapsing locations! Sand worm attacks! A killer who tracks via sound! An unusual amt of dynamite! The good kind of high speed chaotic. Just when ya think you’ve survived everything, here come the sand worms 10/10 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 3, film 3: THE FALCONWOOD FILES A smoother 2 dimension game than not!Freddy from ssn 1. Dread builds as victims get snatched from the town, the otherworld damages over time, pathways close at random. Best Stranger Things anything, including the show itself. Hellva a good time! 8/10 010
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love the Golden State Valkyries. They’re the only team in pro sports that feels like they were assembled in a heist movie montage. 082
Reposted by Last Feast of HarlequinDavid Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚 @daviddemchuk.com · 18/09/2026A hero to all of the queer Winnipeggers of my generation who made Phantom of the Paradise a hit in our city 0162
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ahhhh the Lynx are a Minnesota team after all. 120
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Please please please horror gods—if by some miracle, Nintendo loosens its fist… best ever at sanity mechanics, great magic system, incredible story, top 5 cosmic horror game. A goat of goats. bloody-disgusting.com/video-games/... Nightdive Studios CEO Teases Potential ‘Eternal Darkness’ Remasterbloody-disgusting.comNightdive Studios CEO Teases Potential 'Eternal Darkness' RemasterNightdive Studios CEO Stephen Kick recently put out a post on X that has started hope for an 'Eternal Darkness' remaster. 0124
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 3, film 4: THE MERREK MURDERS A SAW riff that perfectly captures the spirit of the og by being boring as hell. Obtuse & overly complicated rules for minimal reward. Interrupts gameplay to ask if I’d like to play a different, more annoying game. My dub was never in doubt. 3/10 000
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CENOBITE: We’ll tear your soul apart! AVERAGE MINNESOTA VIKINGS FAN: More power to ya, fella, if you can find something worse than losing to Daniel Jones and the Giants in the playoffs. I thought maybe Kirko Chains gets us at least 1 win that year, but no, that’s too easy for the Vikings— 012
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Finished the demo. The combat is eurojanky, but not a terrible take on Condemned Criminal Origins. At least it didn’t become unbearably tedious like TOTAL CHOAS. I’d be more forgiving, maybe even fond, of this game if it wasn’t—wait lmao I forgot the Chatterer chase sequences. Oooooooooooooooof. 030
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Playing the demo of the HELLRAISER game, I’ve kept my expectations low and ignored 99% of the pre-release stuff. -the Cenobites are summoned by desire. Not sure if they changed this in response to feedback, or if ppl wanted a “I’m desiring!” said directly into the camera. -the bigger issue is— 330
Reposted by Last Feast of HarlequinJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149414042
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 3, Film #2: HELL TO PAY. Later temu cenobite aside, this one gamified HR2’s ever-changing hell and HR’s pleasure-pain theme to beautiful effect. Want a more favorable game? Hurt your character. Have a good plan? The map tiles change every turn. A bloody grand time 10/10 010
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026FINAL GIRL ssn 3, film 1: THE KILLER FROM TOMORROW. New season, new experiments. FG adds allies, new movement, a killer swicharoo. It works & flows well, but bloodlust (what makes the killer powerful) only increased when the player does a certain action. So I simply didn’t do that action. 7/10 120
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Econ not beating the allegations that it’s a fraudulent discipline. 061
Last Feast of Harlequin @feastlastharlequin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Of Interest to several folks on here. 030
