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Francis Theodore Catte

@fcatte.bsky.social
85 followers 32 following 1.3K posts

Unstuck from time; divorced from the ticking of the clock. An entity fueled by empathy for the hopeless & spite for the wicked. tacobelllabs.net/@fcatte cohost.org/franktcatte - rest in peace eggbug

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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
refusing to stare into the ark of the covenant, and instead fishing the depths for a 1930's paper towel, wax paper, and aluminum foil dispenser.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
scene resurgence as a fashion style is a latent societal warning mechanism for terrible times ahead
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
could someone hit the e-stop on the lathe of heaven? thanks.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
wearing compression gloves & petting cats are incompatible activities
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
since we're likely not going to get completely private account features any time soon, when the fuck are the chucklefuck bsky devs going to at least add a way to opt yourself out of custom feeds & starter packs?
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
[ EXPUNGED ]
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
load-bearing dark humor
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
did I hear something about a butlerian jihad
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Lucille Bluth voice: how could a cup of coffee cost anyway, thirty five dollars?
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
it's all fun & games until you have to break out the wallpaper scorer & the steam wand
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
filling up my extracurricular course requirements in college with history classes primed me with the ability to feel absolutely fucking insane while trying to explain the russian revolution to the average person later in life
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
boy it might be time to Log The Fuck Off for four years again
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
who will win: the compression gloves relieving my arthritic knuckle pain OR my brain getting overstimulated by the compression gloves constantly squeezing my hands
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
it's days like today that I get to thinking about paying someone to fill the 6x6" by 14' long uninsulated void under the east wall of the laundry room addition.
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✨skittzi | Hades 2 Hype Beast✨ @skittzi.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
for glory and for spite
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 18/01/2025
Grimes is the first person to have her brain fully destroyed by garage band
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
a swagged amber hobnail hurricane lamp would fix me
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
realizing in horror that the taxpayer building never died, it just mutated into a sea of self storage units.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
tfw the 1908 patent Wirt Dim-A-Light doesn't fit inside a 1920's reeded glass lamp shade
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
the joy in finally ripping down the awful, moth eaten 1990's coral patterned drapery in your dining room
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
modernity seems to me to be the state of living in perpetual mourning
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
imagine the concious decision to miss the forest for the trees
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cohost dot org @staff.cohost.org · 12/01/2025
thank you for having used cohost. eggbug forever.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
becoming even more insufferable about lighting in our home (adding a Wirt 'Dim-A-Lite' to the light over the kitchen sink)
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
any% grocery store run
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
the pear wiggler really is an underutilized societal correction mechanism
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
we should stick car culture in the pear wiggler
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
just thinking about the rocky flats 'infinity door' now
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
learning that ALCo 1. got into making nuclear reactors in the 1950's 2. ran a criticality testing lab in their Schenectady plant up through the late 60's
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
you know what? *puts in an order to grand brass supply*
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
only a fool says 'we have enough hobnail lamps'
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
living for my 'block randos on sight' policy
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
man, the $/kW rate has gone up enough to mean a heatpump dryer would probably pay itself off in two years or so. 😬
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
if Phosphor is gonna release something new after a decade of disbandment, I hope Anton de Neige is next.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I am the type of guy to use an obviously brokeass laptop for over a year before figuring out that it's broken by buying a second one out of frustration and discovering that this one works perfectly fine
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Seems like a newscast its a scene from above looking down on earth from a helicopter i suppose and it simply states COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
if you start playing 'New Year' by Seeming at 11:59:32PM tonight, Alex Reed will say 'It's a new year' at exactly midnight.
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Terry Cavanagh @terrycavanaghgames.com · 31/12/2024
too beautiful for this world #cohost
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I'm paid to make management mad by exposing them to the reality that the company's material possessions are all old and broken
white text on a black background, reading:
"poorly explain what you do for a job."
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
taking heavy damage peering into the online film camera market
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
unshakable melancholy borne of living amidst the tail end of the precipitous decline of mids-loud goods
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
the terror instilled when your calico wakes up with the braincell
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
go to settings->search and toggle "Help Apple Improve Search", too. what the actual fuck!
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
hey to everyone unfortunately running iOS18+, do apple a disservice and go to settings->apps->photos, then toggle "Enhanced Visual Search" to off: machinelearning.apple.com/research/hom...
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
waking up to the pleasant surprise of a bandcamp release email from a band that hasn't released anything in over a decade
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
once again got "Car culture is man vs. their own mind" stuck in my craw
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