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Francis Theodore Catte

@fcatte.bsky.social
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Unstuck from time; divorced from the ticking of the clock. An entity fueled by empathy for the hopeless & spite for the wicked. tacobelllabs.net/@fcatte cohost.org/franktcatte - rest in peace eggbug

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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
gonna log off for a while. ya'll know where to find me.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
refusing to stare into the ark of the covenant, and instead fishing the depths for a 1930's paper towel, wax paper, and aluminum foil dispenser.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
inshallah
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
scene resurgence as a fashion style is a latent societal warning mechanism for terrible times ahead
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
the last Wielder of The Spine, for better or worse, was goddamn Nelson D. Rockefeller.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
could someone hit the e-stop on the lathe of heaven? thanks.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
oh, to be a honda k-series abandoned on a muddy creek bank,
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
nominal
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
this is from my first test roll of arista 400 I put through mine. the very long test roll... 48 shots is a slog lmao.
a tall, skinny watertower on thin spindly legs, viewed through the riveted steel lattice frame of an old railroad bridge. the sky is a uniform off-white , and the few trees visible are leaf-less.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
FUCK YES!! god I love this creaky little masterpiece. here's mine, out in the wild.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
wearing compression gloves & petting cats are incompatible activities
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
posting a thing and immediately getting a like & repost from a complete rando who clearly has a keyword search feed setup exudes some pretty fucking rancid vibes
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
since we're likely not going to get completely private account features any time soon, when the fuck are the chucklefuck bsky devs going to at least add a way to opt yourself out of custom feeds & starter packs?
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I just wanna noodle around fixing stinky old locomotives, man, not live in the midst of a rapid decline toward true dystopia.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
[ EXPUNGED ]
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
load-bearing dark humor
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
did I hear something about a butlerian jihad
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
it keeps happening
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Lucille Bluth voice: how could a cup of coffee cost anyway, thirty five dollars?
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the incredibly poorly applied yet well-adhered dining room wallpaper
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
can't wait to see what plaster repair horrors await under the dining room wallpaper
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
it's all fun & games until you have to break out the wallpaper scorer & the steam wand
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
manifestation instrumentality project
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
oh my god the terrible side pull calipers and $1 brake pads on something that heavy is criminally stupid
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
more thinking that it would match the phase-III striping on the P32's in a very pleasing manner, but, yeah.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
petition to bring back the phase-III livery for the amfleets
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
the fact that 'luddite' ended up in the lexicon as a slur for 'anti-progress' stings pretty hard, man.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
also when trying to explain the anti-luddite backlash and subsequently very successful smear campaign against ned ludd by the ruling classes
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
filling up my extracurricular course requirements in college with history classes primed me with the ability to feel absolutely fucking insane while trying to explain the russian revolution to the average person later in life
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
if you want the same rice flavor I recommend putting a splash of rice vinegar in with the rice after cooking it, and toss it a bit.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
when the world is a danger to you / will you rise up in rage or do you / keep getting stranger, I do / keep getting stranger seeming.bandcamp.com/track/strang...
seeming.bandcamp.com
Stranger (Feat. SAMMUS), by Seeming
from the album SOL: A Self-Banishment Ritual
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am something of a cicada-like internet cryptid, I guess.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
boy it might be time to Log The Fuck Off for four years again
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I do not recommend being born with hereditary autoimmune-driven cardiovascular problems
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
needing these is adding another thing to my list of lifestyle necessities normally targeted toward those 65 or older which is fun
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
who will win: the compression gloves relieving my arthritic knuckle pain OR my brain getting overstimulated by the compression gloves constantly squeezing my hands
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
if I were them, I simply would have run the floor joists east-west rather than north-south, but, alas,
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
some guy in 1999: *nails subfloor over the otherwise inaccessible void above the basement knee wall* ah, fuck. oh well.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
it's days like today that I get to thinking about paying someone to fill the 6x6" by 14' long uninsulated void under the east wall of the laundry room addition.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
yes
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✨skittzi | Hades 2 Hype Beast✨ @skittzi.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
for glory and for spite
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
a yawning chasm of perpetual trauma
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 18/01/2025
Grimes is the first person to have her brain fully destroyed by garage band
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
a swagged amber hobnail hurricane lamp would fix me
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
realizing in horror that the taxpayer building never died, it just mutated into a sea of self storage units.
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
it does work just fine, however, even with LED bulbs, which is especially remarkable as the latest this could've possibly been made was almost a century ago. 😬
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
tfw the 1908 patent Wirt Dim-A-Light doesn't fit inside a 1920's reeded glass lamp shade
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Francis Theodore Catte @fcatte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
mocha is a tiny bear. ursine kitty.
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