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Fazzumen

@fazzumen.bsky.social
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A power geek, gamer, Trek enthusiast that lost his way on the internet. My pronouns are made up but the problems are real. I joke my way though the good times, bad times and especially the sad times. Right now, there are a lot of all three.

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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The horrible realization that if you were a comic book super villain, you'd likely be Kang the Conqueror.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, I accidentally tricked a friend into admitting my ex convinced him of some shit. Now I'm pissed. I don't get upset. How do you all deal with this?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm struggling. Please tell me something.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
'Till all are one.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I legitimately wish this account mattered today.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My son is heading to Indonesia tomorrow with the army. I am going to miss him so very much.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One shall stand. One shall fall.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Is this a thing? Is it? Am I expected to make this work? Gawds I can support it, but, this?give me an honest answer.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Misdirected anger.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heavy Arms.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man. Parenthood is not for the weak of heart. No. There are all sorts of things no one tells you. They don't make it to the TV or movies. No after school specials. I've had enough hurt. I've had more loss than I believe anyone should have. These character limits are way too small. Omfg.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This made me far happier than it should. I wanted to share it.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I opened blue sky and this was the first thing I saw. I was not ready for that. My heart still works. Fuck, that is beautiful.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I remember an old Dilbert strip where he breaks into song over having 528 megs of ramm. I still reference it today.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oooh. I forgot that run of birds. Did they ever do a nice hardcover of that? I'd buy that in a heartbeat.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
She is back in our lives for 39 fucking seconds, and everyone is pissed off again. How horrible do you have to be to cause this? And I know her well enough to know she would just smile and say she had nothing to do with it and walk away, care free. Fucking horrible.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pollie doesn't know. She doesn't have Bluesky. This is how I show love. Wanna guess?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Dear void. Please tell me it's ok by sending me nudes. No offers refused. All boobs accepted. Nice round hips excepting.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Honestly, why am I the adult here???
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Thanks. It's going to be a long struggle, but I'm glad it wasn't unheard of.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey void. I could use some support. Encouragement, so to speak. Help me out? Please?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
By the gawds, I wish this were a blog and not short form bullshit. Good day, rough night and I'm stuck going to a 3 hour away conference for no good reason Tuesday and Wednesday. Yay. Void, send me good videos. Please.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm in. When do we start?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
John Kovalic just posted this on FB and I had to share it here. IT MUST BE MINE! @gailsimone.bsky.social #dorktower #itmustbemine
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#felon47 #removenotimpeach #icecanfuckallthewayoff #fettermanowesusbetterthanthis
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@#$_&&+)(?!
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not on this platform. I get about 5 sentences. There is a humorous magic the gathering phrase "reading the card, explains the card". This is a variation on that because my boss read the subject of my email and immediately came to my deck to ask me questions that were all addressed in that email.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Reading the e-mail, explains the email! It's a simple concept, but it works. Read the email before asking me questions that are already answered in the very short and simple e-mail. Please refrain from reading only the subject line and coming to me with questions.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Do you want my trainer code? Omg. It'd be so cool to have you on my friends list.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I don't understand how anyone can look at the world and not want to try to fix it. Or at least help. How does someone get to the point that they will push other people down to get a head? It makes no fucking sense.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I don't think I've ever seen you with clothes on before. Lol
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Dude, I'm a call away.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Great minds!
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Welcome.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sorry if I dropped that too hard. I was excited to have the chance to tell you. I did find love again, or it found me. Our kids started playing dungeons and dragons together and the rest is history. We just married and I'm still pulling parts of me back together. Thank you for the kind words. 😁
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I went through a hard divorce. I was still picking up my books, but they just piled up. I couldn't bring myself to read them. After 4 years, your X-Men got me reading again and helped pull me out of it. I caught up on your run, then dove into the rest. Thank you so much for that gift.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was at a funeral tonight for an old friend. I'm friends with the whole family, and one friend specifically asked me to be there for him. Naturally I was there. I feel like I found a lost price of myself. I had people laughing and sharing memories and enjoying the night. It's the best I could do.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is what the world needs right now.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This series is so absolutely wonderful. I cannot wait.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
She is beautiful. Wow!
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The second politician I actually liked and made me excited for America. The result was, honestly, I have never been more disappointed in anyone in my life. Let's not misunderstand my point. Felon 47 is a horrific human being. We all knew that. I actually believed in this man.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I need context. Omg. I need so much context.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you point to da boobage and say "Boob?" and she replies in any affirmative at all, squeeze away.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This may have been my favorite Penny Arcade strip of all time.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You make every day better. Thank you.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Wow. 2026 is bringing it hard! I can't wait!
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Mom bods are the best bods.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This makes me incredibly happy.
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