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Fazzumen

@fazzumen.bsky.social
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A power geek, gamer, Trek enthusiast that lost his way on the internet. My pronouns are made up but the problems are real. I joke my way though the good times, bad times and especially the sad times. Right now, there are a lot of all three.

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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This made me far happier than it should. I wanted to share it.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pollie doesn't know. She doesn't have Bluesky. This is how I show love. Wanna guess?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
John Kovalic just posted this on FB and I had to share it here. IT MUST BE MINE! @gailsimone.bsky.social #dorktower #itmustbemine
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#felon47 #removenotimpeach #icecanfuckallthewayoff #fettermanowesusbetterthanthis
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The second politician I actually liked and made me excited for America. The result was, honestly, I have never been more disappointed in anyone in my life. Let's not misunderstand my point. Felon 47 is a horrific human being. We all knew that. I actually believed in this man.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Meanwhile, and I'm not kidding, in a random apartment in New York City....
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Yeah, I wish I had known this 5 years ago. Ugh.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This sounds AMAZING.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Want my 2026 earworm playlist? Now you have it. Listen at your own risk. #earworm #2026playlist #2026earwormplaylist #earthwormjim #imnotarealdoctor #spiderninjamonkey
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Heh. Character limits.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is a test. We are being tested.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Trump's MAGA fucks have gone so fucking horrible, and please listen to me here, Weird Al Yankovic just covered "Killing In The Name Of". Please let this sink in. The kindest, goofiest, most joy filled man in modern music singing the most rebellious song of our generation.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ok. I have a secret. Since the only 4 of you I know in real life are trustworthy, I'll post it here because I need to tell someone. I'll post the pic below. I am so happy. A little bit proud. Mostly happy. #army #prouddad #iwanttowatchducksplaycatan
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This. Omg, this. I don't think I've been so wanting a role to be given to someone so much since Stewart/Professor X
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I love this.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hello void. I'm typing to you again to tell you I started reading my comics again. I've been buying them, but not reading them. I haven't really read them since I was broken. I feel like I got a piece of me back. I owe @gailsimone.bsky.social a huge bit of gratitude for Uncanny. Continued in snipet.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I'm feeling my inner Bob Kelso today, so have some memes.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I cannot recommend this book enough. It is an amazing and inspiring book. At least to me. It has encouraged me in some weird times and it's pretty funny.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This pic makes me feel at home. I feel like I've been there. Jessie and James are far better at being good than not. I always wanted a spin off series for them. I almost started writing fan fics just to make it happen.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
These are the things my friends send me. I love my friends.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Done.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I'm down for this. I didn't know they were a thing. I wonder how much shipping is.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I love the sexy goblin meme.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
First roll of the night. #fml #dungeonsanddragons
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
To Frank! 🍻 Art by Loopydave
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This just makes me so fucking happy.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I found this in the wild and I relate to this more than I care to admit.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Reply with an image of your favorite James Bond. (Wrong answers only)
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What I don't say out loud, is the reason I don't want pets. They are part of your family, and a giant pain in the neck, you get attached to them all the same, then one day, they are gone. I never admitted it, but I loved that stupid dog quite a bit. Here is River DM'ing a D&D night. I miss you.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I simply stated I supported trans people at the Face Place and got slack from people I really didn't think I would. I can't stand finding out people I know and like are so, Bigoted. I can't think of a better word. I'm going to try to find a way to talk to them without triggering their MAGA reflexes.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
There was a car model named the "Diplomat". Wow. Hard to tell why it wasn't more popular with such a thrill-seeking name like that.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I know this is a motionless screen grab, but that is Elon Musk absolutely 100% doing a Nazi salute. Not an exaggeration. Not a drill. Nazi salute from the man that bought Trump his prize. You cannot deny this. It was done and it was intentional. This is horrible. #nazi #elon #musk #elonmusk #salute
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The Butler Walmart Googly Eye Bandit strikes again! Whoever you are, know you are loved and treasured. #walmart #googlyeyes
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Googly eyes are the best pranks. No one gets hurt and nothing is destroyed. And they make you so happy. #picard #googlyeyes
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I hope I'm wrong, but I have a feeling this is going to be an incredibly accurate analogy for 2025. I know that seems obvious, but no one is saying it, so I will.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Ok, Deviantart's AI generator gave a prompt idea of #olaf. I misread it as #oglaf and came up with this absolute source of nightmare fuel.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Stop stop stop. You had me at "Nudity".
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
X-Men, no. However......
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#characterlimits #empathy #howtoreallyhelp
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
So, leaving #Ollie's after buying a shit ton of #D&D stuff stupid cheap, the cashier was stressing over not being able to get outside and snap a #pic of the #sunset. I was going to snap the pic and offer to text it to her, but she came running out after me. Here's the sunset she was talking about.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Hello darkness my old friend... #lowes #homeagain #itsbeenalongtome
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