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Fazzumen

@fazzumen.bsky.social
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A power geek, gamer, Trek enthusiast that lost his way on the internet. My pronouns are made up but the problems are real. I joke my way though the good times, bad times and especially the sad times. Right now, there are a lot of all three.

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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The horrible realization that if you were a comic book super villain, you'd likely be Kang the Conqueror.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, I accidentally tricked a friend into admitting my ex convinced him of some shit. Now I'm pissed. I don't get upset. How do you all deal with this?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm struggling. Please tell me something.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
'Till all are one.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I legitimately wish this account mattered today.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My son is heading to Indonesia tomorrow with the army. I am going to miss him so very much.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Is this a thing? Is it? Am I expected to make this work? Gawds I can support it, but, this?give me an honest answer.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Misdirected anger.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heavy Arms.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man. Parenthood is not for the weak of heart. No. There are all sorts of things no one tells you. They don't make it to the TV or movies. No after school specials. I've had enough hurt. I've had more loss than I believe anyone should have. These character limits are way too small. Omfg.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This made me far happier than it should. I wanted to share it.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
She is back in our lives for 39 fucking seconds, and everyone is pissed off again. How horrible do you have to be to cause this? And I know her well enough to know she would just smile and say she had nothing to do with it and walk away, care free. Fucking horrible.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pollie doesn't know. She doesn't have Bluesky. This is how I show love. Wanna guess?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Dear void. Please tell me it's ok by sending me nudes. No offers refused. All boobs accepted. Nice round hips excepting.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey void. I could use some support. Encouragement, so to speak. Help me out? Please?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
By the gawds, I wish this were a blog and not short form bullshit. Good day, rough night and I'm stuck going to a 3 hour away conference for no good reason Tuesday and Wednesday. Yay. Void, send me good videos. Please.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
John Kovalic just posted this on FB and I had to share it here. IT MUST BE MINE! @gailsimone.bsky.social #dorktower #itmustbemine
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#felon47 #removenotimpeach #icecanfuckallthewayoff #fettermanowesusbetterthanthis
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Reading the e-mail, explains the email! It's a simple concept, but it works. Read the email before asking me questions that are already answered in the very short and simple e-mail. Please refrain from reading only the subject line and coming to me with questions.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I don't understand how anyone can look at the world and not want to try to fix it. Or at least help. How does someone get to the point that they will push other people down to get a head? It makes no fucking sense.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was at a funeral tonight for an old friend. I'm friends with the whole family, and one friend specifically asked me to be there for him. Naturally I was there. I feel like I found a lost price of myself. I had people laughing and sharing memories and enjoying the night. It's the best I could do.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The second politician I actually liked and made me excited for America. The result was, honestly, I have never been more disappointed in anyone in my life. Let's not misunderstand my point. Felon 47 is a horrific human being. We all knew that. I actually believed in this man.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm not used to anger. Help me.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Coworker: do you have $500,000 to give us for a new contract? Me: I have a half box of crayons and a go fish card. *Thank you, Elmo* #elmo #sesamestreet #wisdom
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I don't like being angry and I'm angry tonight. Please send me love and patience tonight I need it so much. So very much. Please.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
One of my social media people just posted "if someone dislikes you for no reason, don't worry. You can always give them a reason." I want that sticker on a pillow.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey I'm here I love you Pass it on.
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Dynamite Entertainment @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Meanwhile, and I'm not kidding, in a random apartment in New York City....
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Lost a friend yesterday. I knew him as Buzzy, but the world knew him as Doink the clown. He was one of the nicest, kindest and energetic guys you could meet. I always enjoyed running into him all over the place. We weren't super close, but I'm going to miss him all the same.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Yeah, I wish I had known this 5 years ago. Ugh.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This sounds AMAZING.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Want my 2026 earworm playlist? Now you have it. Listen at your own risk. #earworm #2026playlist #2026earwormplaylist #earthwormjim #imnotarealdoctor #spiderninjamonkey
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Heh. Character limits.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
That moment when your boss asks you to help him make a pie chart, and you make him a line chart and explain why this wasn't a job for a pie chart, he wanted to display data over time, not percentage of a whole. I get *the look*. Dude, I'm helping you with a professional presentation. It matters.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Hey void. Take care of me tonight. Ok?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is a test. We are being tested.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Caesar dressing to the left eye at my desk at work. I bring the weird, wherever I may roam.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Trump's MAGA fucks have gone so fucking horrible, and please listen to me here, Weird Al Yankovic just covered "Killing In The Name Of". Please let this sink in. The kindest, goofiest, most joy filled man in modern music singing the most rebellious song of our generation.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ok. I have a secret. Since the only 4 of you I know in real life are trustworthy, I'll post it here because I need to tell someone. I'll post the pic below. I am so happy. A little bit proud. Mostly happy. #army #prouddad #iwanttowatchducksplaycatan
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This. Omg, this. I don't think I've been so wanting a role to be given to someone so much since Stewart/Professor X
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I love this.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hello void. I'm typing to you again to tell you I started reading my comics again. I've been buying them, but not reading them. I haven't really read them since I was broken. I feel like I got a piece of me back. I owe @gailsimone.bsky.social a huge bit of gratitude for Uncanny. Continued in snipet.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I'm feeling my inner Bob Kelso today, so have some memes.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The last 24 hours have been interesting. I can't talk about some of it on social media for perfectly legal reasons. Can someone link me something fun? Or like, bring me pizza? I need a "Sponsor a crazy day" organization. I should at least get a coupon for a cookie, meet the Rock or something.
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Who do I need to see to place my bet on the number of bugs Putin has placed in the new "Ball Room"?
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Fazzumen @fazzumen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I cannot recommend this book enough. It is an amazing and inspiring book. At least to me. It has encouraged me in some weird times and it's pretty funny.
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