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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh really? Well I hope you get to try one sometime. They’re very good! And only $6

Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It really bothers me that people think that bestiality is worse than rape. Yes it’s morally wrong to rape animals, but it’s MORE morally wrong to rape people.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You know, I don’t think I’ve seen “dinner at eight”, maybe I’ll find it and watch it this evening!

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Lilith Hawthorn • Chicago @lilith-hawthorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I promise not to bring you to this place… unless you ask me nicely, of course.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I hope it’s a Costco one, they are the best

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mad props to my favorite duo partner, who worked alongside me and never cracked up, even though we caught each others eye once and smiled And then afterwards she made him feel better by saying that oh hers was gurgling too. And now we’re all going to dinner lol

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And he’s still jerking it, breaking a sweat, and I’m licking and licking his nipples, hoping me comes soon. And then it rumbles REALLY loud and long like a creaky door, and I thought: no this is like walking through a spooky HAUNTED HOUSE! And I had to work hard to stifle a giggle

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Then I’m like no: it sounds like really creepy old ship, groaning and creaking in the water

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And I’m lying there thinking: this is like listening to a bunch of WHALES, having an argument under water

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Had a gig with a client and it comes to the end part where he’s trying to come. Now this guy doesn’t let me play music at all, he says it distracts him. So he’s stroking it in very serious silence, and I’m licking his nipples, and omg his STOMACH starts rumbling - like LOUD. Seriously loud.

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This made me laugh because sex workers are CONSTANTLY begging customers NOT to write down anything incriminating, as in: any talk of sex or money. MANY promising appointments, that could’ve happened, do not happen because the client INSISTED on talking about sex in messages and that’s not allowed.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

💛💛💛 🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🐱

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s hard when someone you love is having a mental/emotional breakdown, you can see it happening, you know what they need (it’s medication) and you’re trying to help them get to that realization, but they’re fighting against awareness every step of the way. But - they have to get there themselves

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of those clients who hasn’t done anything bad enough to warrant you firing him completely? but he’s just so weird and annoying and troublesome that you kinda half-ass the 60 minute date with him, hoping that he’ll never come see you again. And yet somehow: it just seems to make him more keen

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This client today who indicated he wanted to kiss, but turns out, his version of kissing is puckering up and then just - pushing his lips really hard against mine, without any other kind of movement or variation of his lips, and definitely no tongue. Which: well dude if it works for you, okay then

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh my goodness, I’m sorry this happened to you! So weird. I mean at least he paid you, but that’s still a bummer that you didn’t get to go on a trip

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You have nimble fingers! It’s lovely

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Adrienne Kay || YVR & worldwide @adriennekay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I like them pruned to perfection. ✂️ Photo @vesperalfilms.bsky.social

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s a good lesson for me not to just hold resentment in, but channel it into clear communication with the right people, because SOMETIMES, they will respond appropriately. It’s so easy to get into a doomer mentality about everything these days, so I’m celebrating any positive outcomes in life

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So, I spent about a week being pissed at several of my regulars for being too demanding - so I sat down and wrote each of them carefully-phrased messages indicating I felt stress about finances, and to my surprise: they all responded by giving me more money! I’m slightly astonished but okay, great!

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@servemisslilly.bsky.social May I ask a favor of you please? there’s an account here @rightlightsub who says he belongs to you, and he keeps adding me to lists and I do not want to be on them, but he doesn’t seem to see me asking him to stop. Can you ask him for me?

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For Christ sake, people, do not add me to a “domme starter pack” list. I do wish you could lock your account on this app. Miss Twitter for that aspect alone.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s not like they’re trying to get me drunk so they can “take advantage” of me in some way. They’re all (supposedly) submissives, and so all the drinking really does is impair my eye-hand coordination and my ability to do the things they want me to do to them! So it’s just dumb on every level

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Literally, the only reason that I ever drink is when I’m out on a social date with a client and they insist that I drink, and I’m really just going to have to start telling all of them: no I do not drink AT ALL because then I feel like shit the next day and I feel stupid for letting them pressure me

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Home from my gig and I actually have a mild hangover from the multiple glasses of wine that I didn’t really want but this client, who is SOBER, pressured me into drinking. He’s like “drink it drink it, I enjoy seeing you drink it, it feels like a party when you drink” so I foolishly let him push me

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m not as unfriendly as I make myself sound, but I am a strong introvert. I need lots of time ALONE. Meanwhile, he gets uncomfortable if I’m not looking at him and smiling EVERY MINUTE for hours on end. It’s so draining being around people sometimes ugh

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He’s a widower and he cheated on his wife with me for 20 years and now he thinks he’s going yo marry ME! And inside my head I’m like: what on earth gives you the idea that I want to be next in line for that job? She sounds like a nice lady, you should go endow a hospital in her name or something.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He just pushes so hard. I agreed to do this one overnight and now he’s like: let’s go cruise in Greece for two weeks. And I’m imagining two weeks in a tiny cruise cabin with him. 😭 I think I’d probably jump overboard after 3 days just to get a break from making eye contact and spritely conversation

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

On the overnight gig with this client, he’s finally asleep and I just popped an ambien with a chaser of wine because I’m SO READY for it to be morning so I can GO HOME. Omg being *on* with men is so fucking exhausted. Acting happy and interested in him for more than two hours at a time is too much

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here’s me having to get out of bed at 9:30 AM on a Saturday because this goofy client wants to do a one-night overnight with me, but we have to drive two hours out to this fancy hotel in the ass end of nowhere, so that we can “relax”. Which is always funny because um no sir this is WORK for me

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

True love is real though: all these other men text me paragraphs all about their sexual fantasies and how we need to fulfill them. But the man that I love texts me about MY fantasies of having a big house and chickens and a cat, and how we will fulfill them, and that’s why I will adore him forever

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why are weirdos and normies following my account? I’m not going to talk to you, I’m not going to reply to you. I’m not going to boost your content and if I see you retweeting my stuff I’m just going to block you. If you aren’t a sex worker or a fmr sex worker? fuck right off from my account please

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Annie Vesper @annievesper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sex acronyms are modern-day locker room speak. I'm going to guess 90% of us ladies feel the urge to vomit when we see one. So men, on the off chance you're over the age of 19 and actually treat women like full humans, but still are naively using those terms, just stop. We hate it

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

OK, I was off for 10 days at my mom’s, I turned off notifications for all my clients, and holy cats, they were all just melting down in my text messages because I was ignoring them. Even though I TOLD them I would be unavailable. So tomorrow it’s back to the slog.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I do NOT do this. But I know it’s a thing some places? I guess I’m just a traditionalist in this one way at least

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Amber Dream • NYC @dreamofamber.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sometimes guys are like “youre being difficult” 🤔 I mean, I could be impossible!!

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And that’s halfway true. If I wasn’t on his insurance, I would probably not have insurance at all, because it’s so unaffordable for a single person just to buy a policy. I was paying $800 a month and they were going to jack it up to $1400 with a high deductible. And I’m a relatively healthy person

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know that normally medical info is protected, but since they practice in the same rather large medical practice, I’m worried that he might be able to access it. And if he does, I’ll have to make up a story about how he’s just another client, and that’s the only way I can afford health insurance

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tricky situation with a client. He’s a doctor, and got me an appointment with a specialist, who is hard to see, in his practice. He told this doctor I’m his girlfriend. My insurance is provided to be by my boyfriend. I’m sort of worried my client is going to look at my insurance info and be upset

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

(I still love doing it more than anything else I could reasonably get a job doing. But it was just so simple and easy when someone is like “hey I want to pay you to do these particular perverted things to me, because I will physically enjoy it. Then I’ll thank you and go home.”)

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I vent on here, but I saw a client today who has been seeing me for 90 minutes, about every three months, for 24 years. He demands relatively little emotional labor, just wants his kinks, and whenever I see him I’m reminded of: oh right this kind of guy is exactly the reason I used to love this job

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I do think it’s whorephobia that of all the Dolly tributes I’ve seen on TV tonight, not single one of them has mentioned how she starred in a movie called “The Best Little WHOREHOUSE in Texas” where she lovingly and respectfully portrayed a whorehouse madame.

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Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!

Alt: gif of “Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!” As she walks down stairs in a tight silver gown, smiling and shaking her hips

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I can see it takes him a little aback, but I’ll just go on, saying “I’m so impressed that you figured out a way to make money off of those sociopaths. They’re literally the worst people in the world and I hope they all die in a fire, but I’m glad you’re getting paid, sweetheart.” Stops him cold.

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Faye Valentine @fayevalentine99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So I have this ONE client who is MAGA (even tho he is an immigrant???) and I hate it but I figured out how to deal with him talking about all the MAGA types he does business with. I say “oh babe it’s so great that you can handle those scumbags so well, it must be gross to be around such evil morons”

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