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@fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
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🏳️‍🌈 he/him 🍎 compiler intruder 🦅 memory safety hawk 🌉 bridged from ⁂ tech.lgbt/@fay59, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13h
This guy just ordered TWO HUNDRED PERCENT SWEET BOBA
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18h
I *swear* there’s a northern Pygmy owl tooting not far from my building. I should get out and try to find it
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bob @bob.feed.hella.cheap.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
this is very funny
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
OH: “who’s Sohil?” “He’s your manager-in-law”
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Backing up a file system-based keychain developer.apple.com/documentation/t…
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
> Australian researchers told an AI model to act drunk and found it was more likely to break rules or divulge information it was supposed to keep private. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-29/drun…
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
A sub-1kg 600mm prime lens huh 🤔
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
In honor of the final posthumous Redwall book coming out, here’s the intro song of the animated series m.youtube.com/watch?v=_2W_3uXqsfw
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
If only there were well-established means to financially compensate communities proportionally to capital expenditures around them arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/09…
arstechnica.com
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Very cool news everyone: some time this year I passed the mark of having recorded observations of 10% of the world’s known bird species
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
My recession indicator is everybody talking about recession indicators
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
OH: memes are neo dadaism
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I told somebody I didn’t read their claude-generated description because I don’t need to see anyone else’s claude output and they forwarded me their Claude’s apology
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves. This no longer disqualifies you from an FBI career
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Honestly they should have called it “retain” and “steal” instead of “retained” and “unretained”. Instantly clear which one it means
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Not sure what you just saw but it definitely was a bird? Just use “bird sp.” in your checklist
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Get in loser, we're sending CCPA requests to the random businesses that email you like you're a customer
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
BIRDING PRO TIP: on iOS, you can start listening with Merlin Bird ID by opening the URL merlinbirdid://record. This means you can make that a shortcut, which in turn means you can assign it to your iPhone’s action button for lightning-fast bird identification (or put it on your lock screen, or […]
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Me editing libc headers: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I am once more astonished to find out that undocumented implementation details of software can change
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I hate airports, this was entirely too many airports for 24 hours
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
The results are in: I took 23,914 photos in the last 2 weeks
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
OH: “$2000 to fold an iPhone in 2026? My iPhone 6 could do it for $649”
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Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: @adamshostack.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
> Tesla put its breathtakingly ugly Cybercab on Austin streets Thursday: it has no steering wheel, no pedals, and no door handles. Tesla published an emergency guide on its website telling first responders the robotaxi can be pushed to clear a lane, but warns that pushing it over 5mph risks […]
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
RE: mathstodon.xyz/@tao/117207849921390… Short version: using AI to do your homework might get you a good grade but it doesn’t teach you anything
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@kyleve/11723127419… A perfect time to remind all that if you reject your LG TV’s privacy policy, it turns into a dumb TV
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Me sowing: fuck yeah! 30fps continuous shooting mode! awesome Me reaping: (3600 photos later) well this fucking sucks
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
LB: felixcloutier.com/x86 had a good run! I’m not in the country currently, but when I’m back I’ll add a banner to say it’s no longer updated and point to intel.github.io/SDM/sdm.html.
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Intel® 64 and IA-32 Architectures Software Developer’s Manual website: Instructions (Volume 2)
A preview of future Intel® Architecture documentation
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Why are they still running American Idol? They found Kelly Clarkson on the first try
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
TIL that you can use [[clang::always_inline]] on a statement, and that tells clang to try to inline every call in that statement: `[[clang::always_inline]] foo(bar());` will ask it to inline both bar and foo
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Dusty :blahaj: @chloridecull.masto.fuzzy.systems.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
important: when microsoft open sourced comic chat, they also released comic sans under the MIT license github.com/microsoft/comic-chat/blo…
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comic-chat/v1.0/shared/comic.ttf at f53e4b6e8e2bce7dbf3ddc7e8f12dd55591f7b17 · microsoft/comic-chat
Source code for the Microsoft Comic Chat IRC client - microsoft/comic-chat
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
RIP MTE on Pixel phones
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but as soon as I detect AI ticks in your writing, I stop reading
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
This guy next to me is fully charging his iPad with what has to be a ThinkPad power brick. Truly embracing multiculturalism
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MacintoshGarden Feed @macgarden.bitbang.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
HFSFix macintoshgarden.org/apps/hfsfix "This program will install a resource in your system file that will patch the file system 'Open' command to make it try harder to find a file. It will find a file no matter what folder it is in, thus #macgarden #Utilities #1985 #AndyHertzfeld
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
wow wtf I think I'm going to change pharmacies just over that
A screenshot of Walgreens sending a text message asking to opt in to pharmacy messages, left unanswered. Two days later, it says "reminder: you must reply yes". I reply "no": it automatically replies "we didn't recognize that response".
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
What’s next? Squishing Mach and BSD into a single kernel? newsroom.ibm.com/2026-08-24-ibm-unv…
newsroom.ibm.com
IBM Unveils Next Generation Dual-Architecture Processor for IBM Z and LinuxONE
The new processor is being developed to allow organizations to run Arm-native Linux environments simultaneously with z/OS and Linux on IBM Z, while benefiting from IBM’s established security, reliability, and scale.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Oh no is that why people were talking about Dolly Parton
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Am I going to need a “lake Ontario” shirt to go with my “gulf of Mexico” shirt?
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
I saw a pretty major contributor to Rust projects making the case for LLMs being used in programming, and one of the things they liked is that you can ask it all the technical questions you want without feeling embarrassed, and what an indictment of the work culture of software engineering that is.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Impress your friends by writing down their “oooh this looks so nice” and gifting them the thing on their birthday
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
If you enjoy playing Microsoft Excel, you may also like enclose.horse
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
RE: flipboard.com/@cbcnews/british-colu… This interview can be summarized as “I hate myself, stop talking to me, can I go eat ice cream now?”
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Longhorn @never-released.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Rust 1.98 new feature: > The floating-point types f32 and f64 now have "algebraic" methods for addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, and remainder. These allow optimizations on these operations using the algebraic properties of real numbers, even though these properties do not hold […]
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
OH: “I write my programs in Objectionable-C” “Objective-C?” “No”
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Amazon scans and destroys the Necronomicon, but the book’s dark secrets taint AI training data forever. One time somebody says “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” to ChatGPT in voice mode as a joke, but in response ChatGPT responds at the same time in every chat session with an […]
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Apparently the reason everything has protein in it these days is because people on GLP-1 have a famously hard time getting enough protein. TIL!
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Just saw The Odyssey. Poor guy just couldn’t catch a break!
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