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Félix

@fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
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🏳️‍🌈 he/him 🍎 compiler intruder 🦅 memory safety hawk 🌉 bridged from ⁂ tech.lgbt/@fay59, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
inspired by a true story
A Jesus consent meme, where some guy in scrubs says "medically necessary"; the woman close to him says "i consent to b healthy"; Jesus says "I DON'T!". Jesus has a health insurance provider logo painted over him.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Not sure what you just saw but it definitely was a bird? Just use “bird sp.” in your checklist
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
wow wtf I think I'm going to change pharmacies just over that
A screenshot of Walgreens sending a text message asking to opt in to pharmacy messages, left unanswered. Two days later, it says "reminder: you must reply yes". I reply "no": it automatically replies "we didn't recognize that response".
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
WhatsApp on iOS does not offer the rainbow flag as an emoji reaction (I also searched for “rainbow” and “lgbt”. All 3 terms bring up the rainbow flag in the system emoji picker.)
A search in WhatsApp reaction emoji for “pride”. It shows 4 couple emojis, the rainbow emoji, and the trans flag; but not the rainbow flag.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
tag urself
A "choose your title" dropdown including the usual gendered titles, in addition to "captain", "doctor", "professor" and "reverend".
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Good news: I found black rails! Predictable news: no way that I will ever see them through the brush here
Dense marsh brush.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
sickos.jpg
A screenshot of Compiler Explorer, configured to build Swift, with a struct named 1.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Related: watch out for extreme heat
An “extreme heat” alert for Pasadena. It is 22 degrees Celsius outside. The maximum temperature through next week is 28.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
The funniest weather events for me are people saying “it’s literally freezing” when it is, in fact, quite far from freezing
“Extreme cold warning” alert over temperatures ranging from 11 degrees Celsius to 25 degrees Celsius. Freezing temperature is 0 degrees Celsius.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Did not choose the best time to leave my thunderbolt cables at home
A screenshot showing 2,308 photos to import, totaling 74.5GB.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Ngl I’m a little disappointed that y’all aren’t more excited for me
LeConte’s thrasher perched on a bush, with a very soft background.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
Looking at things to do in New Zealand, it seems like the most popular thing to do in Christchurch is to leave Christchurch
A screenshot of the most popular activities on Viator, which are all some variation of "take the train from Christchurch", many of which do not return to Christchurch.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
"we are looking for people who already fell for the scam to get scammed again"
A screenshot of a first iMessage in a conversation. The message reads: "Hello, I am Bella. We provide support for those who have lost funds due to fraudulent online proposals and require qualified financial recovery assistance. If this also involves you, we can start with a brief case analysis: answer 'yes' and provide your name, and we will contact you."
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
“White smoke seen from Apple Park to signify a new CEO” xcancel.com/aaronp613/status/204633…
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026
Hostile architecture is really going too far
A large tree whose bark is covered in thorns.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
I bought new bicycle lights and they came with this abomination
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
“We have Tahoe at home”
A picture of the mountains in the eastern direction of Homestead Road from Apple Park. Unusually, the peaks are dusted with snow.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 06/02/2026
based
A screenshot from Anthropic's blog post about writing a C compiler. The post mentions that Claude was run in a bash loop. At the end of the screenshot, it says: "The loop runs forever–although in one instance, I did see Claude `pkill -9 bash` on accident, thus killing itself and ending the loop. Whoops!"
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
Second thing I see in Chicago
A Scientology building.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
First thing I see in Chicago
The Trump tower.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026
Emergency Caturday contribution
A tuxedo cat with a black chin, tail high, standing on the arm rest of a couch. The light is warm. In the background, a Christmas tree is lit.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025
I continue to be humbled by basic geometry
A Git log with several commit messages that betray a misunderstanding of the subject matter: "Find another way to get the wrong answer", "Still messed up", "Implement moving the globe but it has gimbal lock issues", "Not sure I like what the camera is doing but it's *doing* something that isn't entirely invalid?"
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/11/2025
I’m afraid I have been clocked
A WhatsApp conversation.
Them: a picture of a pigeon named “Mr. World Wide”.
Me: “uniquely suited for IP over carrier pigeon”
Them: “lol” “and here I thought it was a reference to pitbull” “we are different people”
Me: “oh I’m too autistic to listen to popular music”
Them: “only Gregorian chants for you”
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2025
The rarest of all Apple collector items, right up there with the famous pizza box: the official Apple Park apple pie is on sale every year before the holidays. It’s made from Apple Park apples. Stocks last about 20 seconds.
A box of the “Apple Park Holiday Apple Pie”.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2025
mfs the first time they hear that rust programs can trap (they immediately forget the CrowdStrike bug)
A house with two doors. The first door allows you to spin the "Wheel of Trap", which can only land on "trap". The second door allows you to spin the "Wheel of Undefined Consequences", which can land on "crash", "crash later", "exploit", "inexplicable", and has a slim "recover" slice.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
rows are called "jump tables" and columns are called "vtables" and somehow we tricked ourselves into believing one is much cheaper than the other
A table where column headers are class names and row headers are function names. The cells are the name of implementations.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2025
The Link’s Awakening cartridge even has a little battery 🥲
An almost-finished Lego Game Boy set showcasing the Game Boy, the innards of a Lego game cartridge cartridge (including a silver puck representing a battery), and a Link’s Awakening unpeeled sticker.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025
How it’s been going this week
A picture of an unlit vending machine with a note on the front glass that says “the light inside has broken but I still work”.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2025
A picture of the White House from the North Lawn with a photoshopped SPIRIT HALLOWEEN banner.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2025
The US if Tylenol actually caused autism discuss.systems/@dan/11525135153124…
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2025
it's over. team cherry can't hurt me anymore
A screenshot of the end of the game. "GAME COMPLETION. PERCENTAGE: 100%. TIME: 62h 17m 14s"
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2025
Did I accidentally stumble upon an optical illusion? The rounded rectangles all have the same corner radius, but if I look quickly it looks like the rounded rectangles at the ends of the three boxes have square corners.
An 8x4 grid of rounded rectangles, with three groups encased in non-rounded rectangles.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2025
sickos_haha_yes.jpg
A conversation where the other participant indicates they will download Merlin Bird ID and eBird.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2025
[uspol] Big Pharma has been playing you all along, making different vaccines for different viruses. You can just target the entire phylum!
A screenshot of a tweet by “MAHA Action” claiming that RFK Jr.’s department is developing a vaccines that addresses “the entire phylum of viruses”.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2025
A useful chart to go with this morning's hot take
A DRM alignment chart with 3 rows and 3 columns. "Anubis is DRM" falls in "Randos considering other randos as both partners and adversaries" and "uses some kind of cryptography".
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025
The iOS memories widget brought this guy up from the Philadelphia zoo. Honestly I agree that he belongs in a zoo. Certainly not in any position of authority
A male golden pheasant. Golden pheasant males have a conspicuous blonde toupee.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2025
In all fairness, it *is* capable of great sharpness if you get just the right amount of light, but I don't want my photos to come out right only between the hours of 1 and 3pm on cloudy days.
A fox sparrow seen from behind. The eye is in focus. The picture is very sharp.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2025
Update 2: I'm returning it. It's just not consistently sharp and it has very noticeable ghosting problems at most of its range (~500-800mm) with very bright subjects, like gulls in the Alaska sun. At shorter lengths, it has fringing instead (which at least is […] [Original post on tech.lgbt]
The head of a glaucous gull. The picture suffers from ghosting artifacts: it looks like there is a secondary, slightly vertically offset re-exposure of the gull's white head, causing blur.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2025
An Earth globe looking towards North America; there is a location badge over Utqiagvik at the far north of Alaska, above the Arctic circle, implying this is where the user is.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2025
I don’t think any of my esteemed followers need the reminder, but just in case: do not use an LLM to produce work that you cannot verify. ESPECIALLY do not use an LLM to produce work if there are legal consequences to that work
A screenshot of a BlueSky message: “Try filing three country’s taxes as a dual French-American with UK spouse and income, You have to scroll through 10+ pages of websites and peruse through pages of each. Or ask ChatGPT, which tells you each relevant form and line. Many boring and hopeless hours vs 20 minutes.”
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025
Nobody asked but here’s the whole family. I used to think the 70-200 was huge lol
From left to right: the Sone FE 400-800mm, 200-600mm and 70-200mm.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2025
I’m going to be unstoppable in birdwatching trips
A box containing the Sony FE 400-800mm lens.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2025
Should one of you be a potential suitor, this is how you can seduce me
A photo of three wish cards featuring bird drawings. The first one shows a monochrome drawing of a serious owl using a scope. The second one shows a raven balancing 5 layers of gourds on its head, with the lettering “YOU ARE GOURD-GEOUS!” encased above. The last one shows a Baltimore oriole with a monarch butterfly resting on its head, with the lettering “YOU ARE FABULOUS” encased above.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2025
my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
A screenshot of a terminal window with a compiler diagnostic: "error: expected expression", pointing at code which says "dispatch_once(&(static dispatch_once_t){0}, ^{...})".
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2025
Is it a thing outside my home town that kids would beg teachers to have lessons outside on nice days and they’d always say no, because when you’re an adult you won’t be able to work from outside? Anyway I’m getting one bar of WiFi from under this tree
A photo taken in Apple Park, under a tree. From front to back, there are irises blooming; purple and white flowers, and poppies.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
The iOS calendar won’t let you pick 2am as the event start time or end time when you move from daylight savings to standard time.
A screenshot of the calendar app, showing that the option to pick 2am in the scroll wheel is disabled.
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025
They made me pull out my favorite picture again
A children’s book illustrating the word “hole”:

“Haggis has a HOLE in his roof. He never fixes it because on rainy days it is too wet to work. And on sunny days it doesn’t need fixing.”
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2025
zezvaz.com/cartoon/dress-code
A cartoon of the Oval Office scene showing Zelenskyy in blue and Trump and associates in yellow, all with a red nose. The caption is: “why aren’t you wearing a clown nose?”
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2025
Cannot overstate the danger of the current administration to civil rights, but if you’re feeling down, it’s good to remember that there’s still people in positions of power that will cut through the bullshit (and through the lawyers) with desiccating, shriveling scorn
A transcript of an interaction between Federal Judge Reyes and a government attorney. 

REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined, immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an oath to defend this country, people who have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fire for this country. I want to
know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express animus?
DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional -
REYES: In a commonsense way. This is a policy from the President of the United States affecting thousands of people ... to call an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who
are undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing animus?
DOJ ATTORNEY: I don't have an answer for you.

…

(Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law school from appearing before her because "they're all liars and lack integrity and are
undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government". She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and
asked whether that was a display of animus.)
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Félix @fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2025
I’ll never be him
An eBird screenshot of the “handsome spurfowl”, a small, pudgy rail-like bird.
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