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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
dog i aint used this account for a minute. y’all still alive?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
lol twitter is down a third time today guess firing 80% of the staff finally kicked in
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
“Fullmetal Alchemist” “Fullmetal Alchemist!”
Side-by-side comparison of two official portraits of Donald Trump. The first, from 2017, shows a smiling man in a suit with an American flag in the background. The second, labeled 2025, depicts the same individual with a more serious, intense expression, graying hair, and a darker background featuring an American flag and ornate decor.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Can I go back to bed please?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
sewer slide
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
what is that
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just hit the gym for the first time in months because my favorite jeans don’t fit 😭
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
And tho I know not all trans folks experience gender dysphoria it can certainly be used as a defense in the same way denying insulin to a diabetic can.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I see your point but theres certainly an argument to be made that this policy in FL falls under “out of the ordinary compared to other people sentenced for similar crimes.” G Dysphoria is a recognized medical condition and in my (nonlegal) opinion would fall into precedent such as Estelle v Gamble.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Has anyone used that Feeld app? Is it any good or is it just straight couples looking for a unicorn? #dating #ENM #Queer #LGBT
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I would have sex with most wives so low bar
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Easily an 8th amendment violation. This bullshit SCOTUS won’t do shit tho
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Happy Tummy Buddy Life: Dare To Care 💕💕💕
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just the one joke and malding
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Borderline self harm
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
radicalized me ngl
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Flora Fawn 🌸 (4.7k) @florafawn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The image shows a plate of birria tacos, golden and crispy, filled with tender shredded meat, onions, cilantro, and melted cheese. Lime wedges are arranged on the side, with two ramekins containing green avocado salsa and red consommé garnished with cilantro. In the background are a bottle of 818 Tequila Reposado, a jug of H-E-B lemonade, and a glass on a reflective table. Bold text over the image reads, “this and some raw sex.”
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ozempic but I get to keep my titty and ass
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The image shows Rudy Giuliani with an exaggerated facial expression of surprise or concern. His eyes are wide open, and his mouth is slightly pursed, creating a look of bewilderment or discomfort. Visible streaks of hair dye appear to have run down the sides of his face, suggesting perspiration. The background includes blurred American flags, giving the setting a formal or press conference-like atmosphere. The lighting highlights the texture of his face, emphasizing the dramatic and somewhat disheveled appearance.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Aspartame LFG
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hello yes I would like to pitch Tom and Zendaya welcoming a chubby short girl into their relationship.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
One last thing. Call it “The” Facebook.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
That’s what they called me in high school
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Taking mayo shots to celebrate
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Type of shit I’m on
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You know what? Hell yeah.
A heavily modified, super lowered pickup truck with a two-tone paint job—white on the cab and black on the bed—parked in a parking lot. The vehicle has visible rust on the hood and fenders, along with black steel wheels. A BP gas station is visible in the background, along with other vehicles and greenery.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Yes pls need something to distract from the insane uncle takes 💀
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Me n who
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Ugh why are relatives at their peak annoyance at the holidays
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
All I look for in a partner
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Funny how MAGA hates immigrants and deep state billionaires until the two combine into a single brown-nosing dumbass
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I imagined the Charlie Brown Christmas Special while watching sex. Big night.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Let Baby Gronk host the LA Bowl
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
just saw a tiktok of a mom who grabbed like 10 angel tree angels and is making them handmade art gifts. she got called out and just THROWS THEM AWAY! hurts my heart because those kids deserve a normal christmas and the toys they ask for not your art project😭😭😭
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
wait this show is about sex AND THE CITY????
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I thought Luigi was in the office
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Do I have to play warhammer to paint the little figures?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
There’s another way?
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Flora Fawn 🌸 (4.7k) @florafawn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
So men just be pissing next to each other no stall, dicks out?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
People that want America “run like a business” are about to get a lesson on how shitty a business is to everyone outside the boardroom
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This is what happens when you’re not in a conference smh
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Stunning and brave
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
To protect and serve…the interests of the corporate oligarchs
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
To protect and serve…the interests of the corporate oligarchs.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
What? Entertainment execs have been telling me that audiences don’t want character, they want grit and 20 quips a scene. When have they ever been wrong?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
White elephant gifts are like tax brackets to me. For every $25k your minimum increases 10-15 bucks
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Splurge, get her that $3.50 box of the most waxy chocolate ever conceived
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Terrier Krypto is best Krypto
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I like the harness very business casual
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
They should invent work that is already done
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