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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭

@fauxtalian.bsky.social
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Artist, pinniped, 31, she/her. Love some OFMD, NBC Hannibal, Star Wars, YOI, Spideypool and more. My fave stories are the ones about the gay old men finding love.🏴‍☠️💖🦭🏳️‍🌈🔞

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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
For day 14 of #ofmdkinktober25 stockings (and I guess petplay too) #ofmdnsfw #ofmdcosplay #cosplay @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
Lizzy Leo in her Ed cosplay, wearing kitty ears and tail and black kitty themed lingerie, crawling on all fours on a bed towards the cameraLizzy Leo in her Ed cosplay, wearing kitty ears and tail and black kitty themed lingerie. she's sitting on a bed with her hands in a paw pose near her face, and he feet sticking up, crossing at the ankles, showing off the pink toebeans of her black stockingsLizzy Leo in her Ed cosplay, wearing kitty ears and tail and black kitty themed lingerie. she's sitting on a bed, back 3/4 facing the camera, shes looking down at her feet, showing off the pink toebeans of her black stockings
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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Old Ed Babygirl Teach study that was gathering dust on my ipad ✨ You're free now, princess
Digital portrait study of Edward Teach as seen in 2x04 "Fun and Games".
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Shykin @shykin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Balloon day! >:3
It’s my balloon day
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA
cover of POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA featuring handsome buckaroo in a museum next to a floating book that says the collected erotic works of chuck tingle on the cover and is smiling in a kind way
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Like if you also have a big gay crush on Vico Ortiz.
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Frankie @babykittenteach.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#ofmd She's annoying the hell out of people I'm sure.
Drawing of Ed Teach in a modern terrible gaming set-up with cat ear headphones, a game controller, three different drinks on a side table, sitting on an obnoxiously oversized adult beanbag chair and wearing kneehigh socks with uke-fied horror movie villains on them.
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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
my dog goes for surgery next week. any help, including shares, in order to be able to afford it is greatly appreciated! ko-fi.com/blandbeard
my pomeranian, piper, looking happy in the sunshine a summary of my vet bill. it’s a lot to type out but the main point is that the total is $3110.08
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
#gentlebeard #ofmd
i feel like shit and probably am dying.. but everybody's dying 🤔 so here's an old sad stede-coming-back au.. (ed is wounded but i think it's not deadly 🤔)
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sweetpotato💜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @sweetpotato70.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
🖤🎸 #ofmdfanart #blackbeard
Digital illustration of modern AU Ed teach as Blackbeard, the lead singer of Queen Anne’s Revenge, who is reuniting for a 20 year anniversary tour of their first hit album 🎉
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you were really mean to the people who released the I’m on Fire script prior to David verifying its validity….. then you really need to reflect on your conduct in this space. This is supposed to be fun. It’s not that serious. Grow up.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I really need to post the gentlebeard muppet illustration I made a million years ago
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ferventemily @ferventemily.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Please rise for the national anthem.
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Jillian Sauers @jilliansauers.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I will never get over OFMD. What we had was beautiful, but what we could have had, just... Source: x.com/ceranaro/sta...
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
season 1 ✨them✨ 1/3 #ofmdfanart
Two digital illustrations of Ed and Stede from season 1 of ofmd, 1- Ed in a bathtub while Stede comforts him, with txt ‘I’m your friend’, yellow/orange colors, 2- Ed and Stede in stedes closet, Ed looking over his shoulder at Stede saying ‘shhh’ while Stede holds his pants on a hanger and looks surprised, muted green colors.
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Think this was from an early draft. It’s real. Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight. Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠 Love that this is out there enjoy 💜
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Same…
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Thank you for the compliments, I love emotionally devastating people💖
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Happy to reveal my flashback frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic. I was delighted to be given the opportunity to hit you guys in the feelings. #yoft #ofmd #ofmdart
Izzy death scene from s2e8 from our flag means death repaintHot poker burn scene from s2ep6 of Our Flag Means Death repaint
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hey everyone! The @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social is at 2pm TODAY EST!!!! Please experience it with us!!!!
Infographic stating I’m a foreground artist for the You only frame twice animatic project.Ed and stede frame of them arguing in the kitchen, wearing their white innkeeper uniforms.
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You Only Frame Twice 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Some fun facts about #YOFT: It is 29 minutes long — yes, an entire episode length! I keep banging on about it, but on top of all the other artistry involved, over a thousand individual art pieces were created — that’s wild S2 had after credits scenes so we have an after credits scene 👀
Stede, pinned to the mast, tells Izzy “this YOFT is made from some of the finest creatives on Bluesky”
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jay 🏴‍☠️ @gendercrowley.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
SWEET PRECIOUS ANGEL BABY WHOSE NEVER DONE A DAMN THING WRONG IN HIS LIFE
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I can’t wait to see how it looks with all of our work together 💖
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You Only Frame Twice 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The world has been hard as shit lately but working on #YOFT has been a bright spot for many of us. Stay tuned for… premiere information soon? 👀
Zheng saying a collab is restorative, isn’t it? YOFT profile picture over Buttons saying YES QUEEN! I’ve always said so! Zheng saying oh, that guy knows!
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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
True and real and canon 🙂‍↕️ thank you
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You Only Frame Twice 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Release date?! Did someone say release date?!?!? #YOFT
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
how does it feel… to be in love?
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
QRP with your most popular art! I guess this is my most popular art on here. This was a secret santa gift for @samikelsh.bsky.social 💖
Ed and stede hugging at sunset on a beach. Ed is spooning stede from behind. There are birds in the sky.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky! I had to check and I don't know why I'm surprised that Gentlebum reigns supreme, but here we are. Drawn based on a photo I took of a bronze copy of "The Kiss" by Rodin. (psst, I have postcards prints available in my Kofi shop) #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Digital sketch of The Gentlebeard Kiss styled to look like black charcoal pencils with white highlights on a taupe toned paper. Ed is semi-reclined with his arm wrapped around Stede’s neck pulling him down for a kiss. Ed is viewed from behind, his “Trust NoOne” shill and snake back tattoo on full display.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is who runs this account 💜
Baby seal doing a banana pose
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Here’s my frame!
Ed and stede holding hands
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind - 2025.
A small raccoon poking its head out of a trashcan.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m a foreground artist for @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic project! I’m so proud to have been part of this labor of love. I’m so happy I got to contribute this very gay smooch to the project. Baby’s first animation! #ofmd #ofmdart
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 11/06/2025
Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
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Disney, Universal sue image creator Midjourney for copyright infringement
Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
New fic! Stede's Lucky Catch ("We're the fish, I guess"). Rated E, a little divergence out of the middle of 2x7 where Stede catches Ed before he can fully formulate his fisherman plan: archiveofourown.org/works/66387007 thanks to @ghostalservice.bsky.social for the beta!
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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's National Stripper Day. Stripping and Burlesque and SW is *real work*. If it's your bag, go support your local performers and TIP THEM!! Get a ticket to see a show. Throw some bills. Purchase raffle tickets during the show. SUPPORT SW!
Photo by Mirage Fotography of Lizzy Leo during her Nadja burlesque number. She's wearing sparkly blood illusion lingerie, red boots, and vampire mouth pasties, tossing her bra to the side.Photo by Noelle of Lizzy during her Kraken Ed number. He back is to the camera and she is pulling her leggings down to reveal tentacle patterned lingerie.Photo by Zoe of Lizzy during her Anne Bonny burlesque number. Her back is to the camera and she is tearing open the sides of her pants, shes wearing green lingerie underneath and a brown underbust corset, and has dollar bills stuffed in her braPhoto by Andy of Lizzy during her Game Gyaru Daneilla burlesque number. She is sitting on the floor, legs tucked to the side, wearing sparkly blue panties and pasties. He head is tilted back and is about to squirt whipped cream from a can into her mouth.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
When a few of the fics you really like were orphaned for some reason :( it’s so sad, cuz they’re so good :(((((
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I did this for @lizzyleo.bsky.social post s2 trophy husband Ed fic :3
Ed and stede smooching on the deck of the revenge at sunset.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride from your resident pansexual seal 🌈
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a seal with its mouth open is looking at the camera
ALT: a seal with its mouth open is looking at the camera
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TC @tcustodis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows
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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m a dumbass and forgot the link archiveofourown.org/works/65983996 I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue - MayGlenn, gingerkitty - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
#ofmdmermay #gentlebeard
the prompts were "octopus dwelling", "aquarium" and "auxiliary" so it's ed and stede (presumably, hard to tell bc artist is extremely bad at ppl and also tired and can't see shit) who are in the aquarium with walls shaped as octopus tentacles looking through some costume mermaid tails.
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
MERMAN ED and STEDE look at this beautiful blonde fish Ed caught #ofmd
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Let that shit die then 🥱
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shearwater @shearwater-bird.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Constellationism Ed has made a zine; he and Stede are having a chat about it. (I’ve never made a zine before but I enjoyed it so much. Thank you #ofmdzineweek! Here are some images, followed by a jpeg at the end.)
The front page of a zine called A London Botanical by Edward Teach.
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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Thank you to khaotiklly on IG for posting this little clip!
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