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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭

@fauxtalian.bsky.social
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Artist, pinniped, 31, she/her. Love some OFMD, NBC Hannibal, Star Wars, YOI, Spideypool and more. My fave stories are the ones about the gay old men finding love.🏴‍☠️💖🦭🏳️‍🌈🔞

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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Ed: “you’ve yee’d your last haw, partner.”
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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
For day 14 of #ofmdkinktober25 stockings (and I guess petplay too) #ofmdnsfw #ofmdcosplay #cosplay @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
Lizzy Leo in her Ed cosplay, wearing kitty ears and tail and black kitty themed lingerie, crawling on all fours on a bed towards the cameraLizzy Leo in her Ed cosplay, wearing kitty ears and tail and black kitty themed lingerie. she's sitting on a bed with her hands in a paw pose near her face, and he feet sticking up, crossing at the ankles, showing off the pink toebeans of her black stockingsLizzy Leo in her Ed cosplay, wearing kitty ears and tail and black kitty themed lingerie. she's sitting on a bed, back 3/4 facing the camera, shes looking down at her feet, showing off the pink toebeans of her black stockings
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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Old Ed Babygirl Teach study that was gathering dust on my ipad ✨ You're free now, princess
Digital portrait study of Edward Teach as seen in 2x04 "Fun and Games".
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Happy birthday !
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Shykin @shykin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I need to try that
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Woah how did u make a couch?
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
YEA EXACTLY! It’s the fucking principle of the thing now
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
A likely threesome
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
lol we get those here too. I saw a dolphin the other week though and that was really exciting
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Meh. I’m still bitter that they picked this show over Our Flag Means Death
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The best part is no Jelly Fish
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
When the sack of onions doubles as your comfort object
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Just a baby🥹
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thank you!
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thank you!
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thank you!
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Balloon day! >:3
It’s my balloon day
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Omg happy birthday! 7/24 gang 😎
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
“It’s a nonstop knock shop on that ship.” When telling Anne Bonny about life on the revenge.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA
cover of POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA featuring handsome buckaroo in a museum next to a floating book that says the collected erotic works of chuck tingle on the cover and is smiling in a kind way
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Like if you also have a big gay crush on Vico Ortiz.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What an interesting bonnet also
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
When my dog does this, I call it “weirdo mode” lol
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
That’s a good idea! I’m gonna try that
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Noooooooooo😭
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
There are so many layers to this piece. The ADHD three beverage special, the bisexual sitting position… I wouldn’t survive a COD lobby with Ed Teach for sure💖
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Frankie @babykittenteach.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#ofmd She's annoying the hell out of people I'm sure.
Drawing of Ed Teach in a modern terrible gaming set-up with cat ear headphones, a game controller, three different drinks on a side table, sitting on an obnoxiously oversized adult beanbag chair and wearing kneehigh socks with uke-fied horror movie villains on them.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
…..(sorry I had to)
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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
my dog goes for surgery next week. any help, including shares, in order to be able to afford it is greatly appreciated! ko-fi.com/blandbeard
my pomeranian, piper, looking happy in the sunshine a summary of my vet bill. it’s a lot to type out but the main point is that the total is $3110.08
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
#gentlebeard #ofmd
i feel like shit and probably am dying.. but everybody's dying 🤔 so here's an old sad stede-coming-back au.. (ed is wounded but i think it's not deadly 🤔)
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
One of these days I’m gonna learn how to use all the power tools in my house
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Someday I’m starting a gay commune and you’re invited💖
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Ooooo I really like the bisexual dye job. (Also your spider boob, but that goes without saying 💖)
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Very offended by ankles. Downright threatened by knees
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Lol bsky says “how dare u show leg”
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I had no idea wtf was happening for a moment. I thought this was another pic from the new lorde discography
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I barely go to the movies but I will go for this. Fuck Zaslav but also support artists.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Oooh does it tingle?
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
He wants to be wifed up so bad
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I love Wamin 🥰
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I’m still reeling from the fact that this isn’t a picture of Kurtis Conner
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It’s just the idea that if I take a tumble, it’s such a long way down the sharp metal stairs.
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sweetpotato💜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @sweetpotato70.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
🖤🎸 #ofmdfanart #blackbeard
Digital illustration of modern AU Ed teach as Blackbeard, the lead singer of Queen Anne’s Revenge, who is reuniting for a 20 year anniversary tour of their first hit album 🎉
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Heeeelp it’s so cuuuuute
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The only thing I take issue with is the people who were being really rude and nasty to the folks who released the script. That was neither cool or chill.
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Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Tall escalators like this really freak me out. We have a few of these on the metro and I can’t look down when I’m on them
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