Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Ed: “you’ve yee’d your last haw, partner.” 140
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025For day 14 of #ofmdkinktober25 stockings (and I guess petplay too) #ofmdnsfw #ofmdcosplay #cosplay @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social 6396
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Old Ed Babygirl Teach study that was gathering dust on my ipad ✨ You're free now, princess 15449119
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭Shykin @shykin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend. 4978135509
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 30/07/2025YEA EXACTLY! It’s the fucking principle of the thing now 010
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 29/07/2025lol we get those here too. I saw a dolphin the other week though and that was really exciting 020
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Meh. I’m still bitter that they picked this show over Our Flag Means Death 281
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 25/07/2025When the sack of onions doubles as your comfort object 110
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025media.tenor.coma duck is swimming in a pool with a yellow hose attached to it 's head .ALT: a duck is swimming in a pool with a yellow hose attached to it 's head . 010
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 21/07/2025“It’s a nonstop knock shop on that ship.” When telling Anne Bonny about life on the revenge. 120
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/07/2025POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA 738462
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Like if you also have a big gay crush on Vico Ortiz. 0171
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 14/07/2025When my dog does this, I call it “weirdo mode” lol 050
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 14/07/2025That’s a good idea! I’m gonna try that 010
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 13/07/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of an ice cube with heart shaped eyesALT: a cartoon of an ice cube with heart shaped eyes 000
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 12/07/2025There are so many layers to this piece. The ADHD three beverage special, the bisexual sitting position… I wouldn’t survive a COD lobby with Ed Teach for sure💖 060
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭Frankie @babykittenteach.bsky.social · 11/07/2025#ofmd She's annoying the hell out of people I'm sure. 1114852
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 11/07/2025…..(sorry I had to)media.tenor.coma man is eating a large crab and shrimpALT: a man is eating a large crab and shrimp 010
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025my dog goes for surgery next week. any help, including shares, in order to be able to afford it is greatly appreciated! ko-fi.com/blandbeard 23241
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025One of these days I’m gonna learn how to use all the power tools in my house 010
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Someday I’m starting a gay commune and you’re invited💖 110
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Ooooo I really like the bisexual dye job. (Also your spider boob, but that goes without saying 💖) 110
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Very offended by ankles. Downright threatened by knees 120
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I had no idea wtf was happening for a moment. I thought this was another pic from the new lorde discography 010
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I barely go to the movies but I will go for this. Fuck Zaslav but also support artists. 191
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I’m still reeling from the fact that this isn’t a picture of Kurtis Conner 000
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025It’s just the idea that if I take a tumble, it’s such a long way down the sharp metal stairs. 110
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭sweetpotato💜🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @sweetpotato70.bsky.social · 06/07/2025🖤🎸 #ofmdfanart #blackbeard 1128893
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025The only thing I take issue with is the people who were being really rude and nasty to the folks who released the script. That was neither cool or chill. 000
Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭 @fauxtalian.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Tall escalators like this really freak me out. We have a few of these on the metro and I can’t look down when I’m on them 110