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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 15h

Spending my money on funnel cakes instead.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 15h

If they somehow win this shootout, I'm going to a church carnival, winning a goldfish. and naming it Murashov.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 16h

The Pens getting a point out of this turd fest is an accomplishment.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Another absolute gift of a goal. These guys stink tonight.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Did I just see a commercial for Howard Stern stating that he only does one show a week now? That's your selling point?

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is akin to when that corporation bought Kennywood and got rid of Heinz Ketchup at the Potato Patch.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I turned this game on maybe 5 minutes ago. My reactions during that time: Poop. Crap. YES! Shit.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nice to know my screaming at the TV like an idiot voice is in post-season form.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah, I guess hands on rich guy playing with his new toy seems like the lesser evil compared to BIG SPORTS MEDIA CORP that just considered the team to be another line item.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't trust this new owner. Just a weird rich scoundrel vibe. They'll probably be more effective than the last corporation that owned the team, but get the feeling he would move them to Dayton and turn the arena into a data center if the right offer comes along.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

66 looks like he's in the best shape of his life.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That may have been one of the best looking offensive plays this team has run in the last 10 years.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

would it really be that hard to find two actual photos from those eras and not reply on Ai slop?

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Joey Port.... Joey Po.... Joey P.... Joey PENGUINS BEAT THE FLYERS BY SEVEN GOALS

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Times like this I wish hockey played four quarters just so the Pens could keep scoring.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chili goal on opening night in Philly. I like all of this.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only Pensblog fans will get this.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm not a student of the game or anything, but I think the goalie would like that one back.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A short hander here would be like ice cream on cake.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Great minds and whatnot

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Look at the time. It's already 5 past Vladar.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What I like about this statement is that it could be proclaimed while watching the Penguins game or at a succulent Chinese buffet.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is all very good. More of this please.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just happy to see him finally put some thought into building something.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Penguins continue their tradition of having some new guy I forgot they even signed score the first goal of the season. I'm a big *checks notes* Robertson guy now.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pittsburgh invented hating Philadelphia.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was in Philadelphia this summer for the first time in about 10 years or so. It still sucks. Do not recommend under any circumstances. Just go anywhere else.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know, it does feel like there's a giant hole in the universe without Mike Lange here to remind me to scratch my back with a hacksaw and whatnot. I still love opening night, but it's never going to be the same for me.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Food trucks cancelling their scheduled appearances due to something vague like "mechanical issues" seems to happen more often than them actually showing up. "Mechanical issues" has to be industry code for "we didn't sell enough there last time".

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I received this same text the other day and there was a vapor trail behind my thumb as it moved to hit the REPORT AS SPAM button. Not today Satan.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nothing is as bad as the shingles shot.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have never been to the Shake Shack in Pittsburgh. I have been to other Shake Shacks, but the forbidden fruit allure was lost when they opened one locally.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The amount of in-car conversations I've interrupted by exclaiming "you guys have Del Taco!!" is probably on the high side of normal.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Brother, the level of giddy I experience when I pull into a Culver's parking lot is only rivaled by a child going to Disney.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NEVER, TEXAS LADY! YOU CAN NEVER QUIT US

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's probably Frank Sinatra night. He wanted to reserve a table.

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"heyyyy.... Whatsa matta you?"

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

DK Metcalf's hands are ice cold. Much like the Arctic.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There is something fundamentally wrong with the makeup of a team's roster when I actually enjoy watching the QB get hit like that. More please.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nuclear tacos and actual free stuff in the canvas registration bag, a bygone era for sure. Who knew that Death Metal Pizza was the glue holding it all together?

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The city and festival have changed so much in the years I've been going that they are almost unrecognizable in their current state. You can't stop progress, but sadly it's obvious that the focus of SXSW has shifted away from music. Losing venues won't help that.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That whole street hasn't been the same since Emo's moved out, but this really stinks. Add it to the list.... Red Eye Fly/Bull McCabe's/etc. I miss the good Austin. :(

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

VALHALLA IS CLOSING?!?!?

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

John Fetterman eats Catsup.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I spy that Aldi zero! 😂

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