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Joey Port.... Joey Po.... Joey P.... Joey PENGUINS BEAT THE FLYERS BY SEVEN GOALS

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Times like this I wish hockey played four quarters just so the Pens could keep scoring.

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Chili goal on opening night in Philly. I like all of this.

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Only Pensblog fans will get this.

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I'm not a student of the game or anything, but I think the goalie would like that one back.

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A short hander here would be like ice cream on cake.

Look at the time. It's already 5 past Vladar.

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This is all very good. More of this please.

The Penguins continue their tradition of having some new guy I forgot they even signed score the first goal of the season. I'm a big *checks notes* Robertson guy now.

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I was in Philadelphia this summer for the first time in about 10 years or so. It still sucks. Do not recommend under any circumstances. Just go anywhere else.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know, it does feel like there's a giant hole in the universe without Mike Lange here to remind me to scratch my back with a hacksaw and whatnot. I still love opening night, but it's never going to be the same for me.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Food trucks cancelling their scheduled appearances due to something vague like "mechanical issues" seems to happen more often than them actually showing up. "Mechanical issues" has to be industry code for "we didn't sell enough there last time".

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

DK Metcalf's hands are ice cold. Much like the Arctic.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There is something fundamentally wrong with the makeup of a team's roster when I actually enjoy watching the QB get hit like that. More please.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

John Fetterman eats Catsup.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This one just stinks. The world needs more of her but will also never have another.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is how you have a pretty good Thursday.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I got a good 43 minutes of sleep last night. Feeling refreshed. No danger at all of me just falling asleep sitting up at my desk right now.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to prepare for bedtime by listening to Iron Maiden for the last 45 minutes. Now I want to break something then pee on a cop car.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

@apexadjacent.com just thought you should know I was walking through a car show last weekend and stopped to look at this nifty purple IS350. You bastards have turned me into someone that admires Lexus's (Lexi?). Hope you're happy.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

We have reached the point of the summer where 73% of my daily caloric intake is zucchini derived. The remaining percentage is cherry tomatoes. Grow a garden. It will force you to eat shit you've spent the last 3 months watering.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

QOTD: post a rain car from your camera roll.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I know there are far worse tech evils, but I'm really over the six digit security code. There has to be a better way. Look man, I'm just trying to order some onion rings through a fast food app. I fail to see how your protocol is enhancing this transaction.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Here's to the next 250.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This is exciting. I'm not a big soccer guy, so can someone please tell me why a limo driver is coaching the Bosnian team?

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My favorite flavor of online video content is watching Europeans experience a Bucc-ees for the first time.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The sunrise hours of the 24 Hours of LeMans are my favorite laps in all of motorsports. One of these days I'm going to make the trip to see them in person.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Cancellations aside, imagine paying actual money to go sit in a stadium and listen to Morgan Wallen caterwaul for ninety minutes. Just complete horseshit.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

My newest grievance is when you're picking up a takeout order and door dash drivers just cut in front of you like they have some kind of golden ticket because they drive a Kia that always smells like garlic fries.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Buffalo is the dick punch capital of the sports world. What a brutal goal to lose on.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I went through the contact list in my phone and deleted at least a dozen people who I have absolutely no idea who they were. Just no recollection of ever knowing these people.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I remember in middle school we had to read passages of a book out loud to the class and some kid pronounced it "Horse Doover-Ree's" and I've thought about that every time I have heard that word since.

AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Minivans rule the world. You will never convince me otherwise.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Yesterday I attempted to exchange my grill's propane tank at a Lowes. It ended with me standing at the front counter for 20 minutes before going to the customer service desk and asking for a refund, all because they couldn't find an employee with a key to the propane locker.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Ted Turner owned the Braves when "that game" happened so I really have no remorse today.

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AJ @fauxname.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The thing nobody tells you about Japanese Kei car ownership is that it really helps to have tiny hands to work on anything under that hood.