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Ricky Sixpillows

@fauxmosapien.bsky.social
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A normal functioning adult human being and nobody can prove otherwise.

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Paparoa @paparoa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A senior figure in New Zealand First’s youth wing has been linked to a neo-Nazi group and online accounts that praised Adolf Hitler. Great work from @comingupcharlie.bsky.social www.thepress.co.nz/politics/361...
Nic Wells (neo-Nazi from NZ First party), and Paul Henry (ordinary racist from ACT party)
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's been years since I lived with him, years more since we broke up. He used and hurt me and never came close to an apology. He holds his own mental health hostage, triggering crises in himself, and has hurt me and our daughter to control us. He's used self harm threats, he knows that's a trigger.
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t be left standing in the rain after October 25th begging for a second chance, enrol to vote now! If you like this comic, and want to support, grabs pre-order of my new comic book: danielvernon.bigcartel.com
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TheSarapocalypse @sarainchch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Health NZ Te Whatu Ora have 3, yes 3, full page ads in The Press today telling everyone how great our health system is. Voting starts in 4 weeks, its the #2 issue, and no more opportunities for opposition MPs to formally question the motives or $. Coincidence? #nzpol
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't you hate it when you've snuggled into bed and discover you'd eaten the last of your bed cookies last night and didn't restock.
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 22/09/2026
with new zealand in an election year i would like to formally remind everyone that i am *not* right wing blogger david farrar. i am re-issuing this handy guide from six years ago about how to tell us apart. please RT: www.webworm.co/farrier/
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Sarah Chambers @sarahpolo10.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tough time to be looking for a job in Wellington at the moment. Anyone need someone good at organisation or admin?
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There should be a dating app for people who have just given up. I don't want to go out or grow or travel or dance or garden; I want to slop about on my couch in a tracksuit and dissociation until death, and would slightly prefer company and someone to split rent with.
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The provision is there for a reason! I chat more about Supermarket Sweat week over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-week-t...
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PM Christopher Luxon, Green Party co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick, and the groceries. My SST #cartoon today #NZpol #CostOfLiving #Supermarkets
Cartoon. Title: “Work it!” The Dancing Cossacks from the 1970s National Party ad, with PM Christopher Luxon as one of them, carrying two supermarket bags, labelled Pak’NSave and New World. Green Party co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick in the background, clapping and saying, “Dah! Dah! Dah! Go, Comrade Luxon!”
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Twitter is a shithole but the RW chuds have been churning out slop memes intended to mock the idea of Kiwi-mart. Most of them actually look great and I can't wait to shop at them.
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Potato enthusiast 🇵🇸🥔 @br3nda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wished that this site existed, so I spent the last week building it. Track which way an MP votes on various issues across their whole time in Parliament: hotair.nz
hotair.nz
Hot Air
Hot Air links every New Zealand MP to what they've actually said and how they've actually voted in Parliament — built from the official Hansard record, so you can look past the press release and see the voting history for yourself.
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Marc Daalder @marcdaalder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ICYMI: For the better part of a decade, politicians have sold the public the fiction that we can build things without paying for them. In service of that fiction, we haven’t paid for anything. Now, it’s unlikely that we’ll actually get around to building anything. newsroom.co.nz/2026/09/01/n...
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National and Labour's fuel tax squabble puts NZ on a road to nowhere fast
Comment: For the better part of a decade, politicians have sold the public the fiction that we can build things without paying for them.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
CPTSD confession: I get weirdly possessively jealous of friends with close family. It's like nearly every person in my life has this rich network of deep connections to turn to when things get tough. Friendships are my only lifeline but I can't be as crucial to my friends as they are to me.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No you don't understand, I wanted to have *done* the gathering of feedback, I didn't actually want feedback. I thought it was obvious from context but someone couldn't take the hint and said something insightful and now I have to do more work.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You think you really know someone and then you find out they have LinkedIn premium and post about their work wins
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A little aging milestone: the demagogue rabble rouser of your youth is in the news after having a fall.
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University of Otago - Ōtākou Whakaihu Waka @universityofotago.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A new Otago study shows young people who have lived in public housing for at least 10 years are significantly less likely to commit crimes or to become victims of crime than their peers in the general population. Read more here ⬇️
otago.ac.nz
Young people in public housing less likely to be involved in crime
Young people who have lived in public housing for at least 10 years are significantly less likely to commit crimes or to become victims of crime than their peers in the general population, a study by ...
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I refuse to learn how to spell diahrreah, it's silly to insist on pretending that this is an OK and normal word to spell when calling it dire rear is much funnier anyway
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love to hear O'Brien and Bradbury are keeping each other occupied. Whoever loses here deserves it
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sending sincere thoughts and prayers to Luxon, may he prevail over the haters at least until the leaders debate.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.
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sallyposts/mall ghost @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Roses are red The jazzman is Ellington
Celebrity

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Wellington
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The rebel inside me wants so bad to reply-all 'OK' to the reply-all asking everyone to stop replying-all on the mailing list. That's the kind of badass I am, someone who will really consider that kind of workplace ironic-anarchist rule breaking.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Session 1 in this TTRPG has been a discussion on the relative merits of single vs double entry bookkeeping and how we will track our individual character's equity in the spaceship we share a mortgage on. I'm weirdly in to this.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lol psyche you're there forever
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I sometimes wonder whether about Winston's far right openly racist bully cooker thing. Is it his ancient political instincts anticipating the shifting overton window, or just a coincidence that his mind collapsed into hateful batshit insanity at the same time society did.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Discovered a new rule in my personal religion: Drunk strangers who feel compelled to stop you in the street to say something are speaking with the voice of the universe, treat each as a prophet.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've been called three times in my life to verify a suspicious transaction. They're 0 for 3 in saving me from fraud, but in hindsight 3 for 3 for identifying the onset of a manic phase before I had.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I read about Serqueux in Normandy and gave myself a sensible chuckle with '...otherwise it's just sparkling quetiapine' and for the rest of my life I'll hold on to this pun in the hopes that I'm ever in a conversation about Norman communes and antipsychotics.
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Labour Party Leader Chris Hipkins keeping his powder dry. My #cartoon today #NZpol #Election26
Cartoon. Title: “Aim” Leader of the Labour Party Chris Hipkins in a circus cannon, labelled “Labour ‘26” Deputy leader Carmel Sepuloni is about to light it, but Hipkins has his hand up, and is saying, “Hold…hold…” while Finance spokesperson Barbara Edmonds is pushing the tub of water towards him, and Hipkins is saying, “Closer… no, no, closer…”
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Officially just turned "Is relieved when the stairs has a handrail" years old.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The culturally cringiest thing about millennial kiwi male culture is growing up with Bomber Bradbury as a political voice of our generation. He was never good we were just 13 and Channel Z made us feel edgy. It's time to move on to grown up media commentors.
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Grantham Research Institute at LSE @granthamlse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We regret that our event on Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office. Our apologies to everyone who was planning to attend the event.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm so healed he can tell me I should kill myself, that he might kill himself, and I feel exactly 0 need to rescue him from himself, have handed him 0 control over me. I'm sad for him and his decisions, and he might die, but I'm still centred. Not a milestone I wanted but I'll celebrate it anyway.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
After a lifetime of buying op shop loose cutlery I have for the first time ever bought a set. Did everyone else know "16 piece set" meant 16 total not 16 of each? This is a compete rort I'm going back to op shopping.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I know it's not their fault and this is a normal thing in 2026, but I simply can't be having a serious important meeting about grown up things with a man named Braydon without feeling like he's a work experience kid.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride 2026 vibes
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine meme featuring Major Kira Nerys sitting bisexually in a ship’s highback executive chair smirking.

Caption with rainbow stars and hearts emojis in rainbow bubble font:

“hell yeah i’m LGBT
Let’s Go Be Terrorists”
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.
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CindyBax @cindybax.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Holy moly. Luxon on tv tonight denying his office ever saw the draft climate law given to his office by Fonterra & Z Energy; the companies confirm they handed them over. Language of our draft legislation almost identical. Banger of a story www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361... #nzpol
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I want my wake up alarm to be the muppets theme song, but it has a fresh Statler and Waldorf line every day. This should be a product I can buy.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
'I sure am glad that Winston was there to put the handbrake on and inject some common sense into his coalition government' was something I'd never expected to believe. I'm officially middle aged now.
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sending sincere prayers that Luxon will be steadfast and successful in his bid to lead National into the next election. Don't let them get you down King, you're doing a great job.
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Kay in the End Times 🏳️‍🌈 💗💜💙📚 @jennykaynz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Any company thinking of using Facial Recognition Technology to like Bunnings NZ needs to develop policies to be sure they don't act against wrongly identified people. Since 2019 at least 14 people wrongfully arrested by #USpolice cos of reliance on errors in #FRT #NZpol www.aclu.org/news/privacy...
aclu.org
Wrongful Arrests Pile Up Due to Facial Recognition Technology
One client spent six months in jail because police relied on facial recognition technology to incorrectly identify her as a suspect.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
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Matty Angel @mattyangel.com · 04/04/2026
Hi everyone, I am 37 years old, I have autism, disabilities (lots of them including physical and stuff) and I am looking for a friend in Christchurch NZ, who has time to visit me once every few weeks. I don't drink, swear etc. I like video games, movies, tv, cartoons, tech, comics- geeky stuff :)
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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Otaki-Levin highway was killing a lot of people at 100kmh. After Ardern Govt cut speed to 80kmh, the dying stopped. Then Luxon Govt increased the speed limit on the highway for culture war reasons. And people starting dying again-Russel Norman www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...
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Why is Chris Bishop sending people speeding into a death trap? - Greenpeace Aotearoa
“It’s a death trap” said National Party Campaign Committee Chair and Transport Minister Chris Bishop, on September 23, 2025. 
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Dr Sanjana Hattotuwa @sanjanah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“New Zealand's finance minister has claimed the country's economy has experienced "sustained growth" for three quarters, but the data tells a different story.” NZ's sustained economic growth claim doesn't stack up www.aap.com.au/factcheck/nz... Fact checked by @aapfactcheck.bsky.social #nzpol
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NZ's sustained economic growth claim doesn't stack up
New Zealand's finance minister has defended the government's track record with an exaggerated claim about the country's economy.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Ricky Sixpillows @fauxmosapien.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The worst thing about the NZ time zone is that you have to survive local April 1st only to then endure social media feeds being stupid and unfunny Americans on April 2nd. April Fools jokes grate even worse the day after.
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