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@faublehead.bsky.social
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Would wield power over the elements responsibly.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Challengers, but with pickleball.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Yes, you could buy it direct from the source *brand new* and *whenever you want*, but have you considered spending an extra $2 to have the frustrating bonus experience of coordinating a meetup with a stranger???
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
you just know this shit ruined the scribe’s day
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Not no.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
All because a memory resurfaced from 4th grade when a kid in my class was selling the coolest, most beautiful pens I’d ever seen that he got from his mom who I think took business trips to China for some reason. My teacher had a cream colored one with Egyptian hieroglyphic motifs on it.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Today’s hyperfixation: googling pictures of fancy pens from Asian brands that were popular in the mid 90s.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Just waiting for the day that @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social do a bonus deep dive podcast episode about the Rationalist community.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
what’s- what’s the good way
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
UPDATE: killed his wife with a bat, loaded her body into his car and sloppily staged a car accident. He was found guilty, but only sentenced to 8 YEARS, and was out in FIVE. I googled him and he’s now in prison for selling fraudulent canine cancer drugs. A real Cinderella story.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Another choice quote: “A beautiful mail-order bride, her millionaire husband, and the gardener… As unusual a love triangle as you’ll ever find.” Bruh that is literally the default template for a love triangle. I couldn’t be less shocked.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Forensic files intro: “It was a Cinderella story. Dr. Jonathan Nyce, a 53 year old pharmaceutical executive, entrepreneur, and millionaire, met his beautiful young Filipino wife Michelle through a classified ad. She was a mail-order bride.” UH THAT IS NOT A WHAT A CINDERELLA STORY IS.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Just stay out of Gilead, June. Jesus.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Nature is healing. (*The taste buds on my tongue are growing back after dissolving them with a million SweetTart jellybeans.)
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
There are three key facts in the Holocaust Encyclopedia produced by the US Holocaust Memorial Museum. This is the second key fact:

What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The people who whine about ‘cancel culture’ being threat to free speech have been extremely quiet about the illegal detainment and deportation of people who protested on behalf of Palestine. 👀👀👀
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
New seasons of Severance, White Lotus, Hacks, AND The Last Of Us all airing within 3 months of each other does feel almost too good to be true considering the state of the world.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“Great size”
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The devil went down to WeHo
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If AI art were arguing on its own behalf, it would just gesture at this.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When Nick Cage gives up eternity to be with you and you go die in a bike accident it’s called an Iris goodbye.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
For the first time in the history of soft pretzels, I just received enough cheese sauce to fully satisfy every bite. Nature is healing 🥰
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I invited friends over to play Mario Kart 64 today. We ate cake and battled and for a brief moment we were twelve again. 🥹
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2025
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Like a prize fish!
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Yessssss! Just made my Caprani dreams come true. Negotiated the price down a bit, and am picking up this 70s Danish beauty this afternoon.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“Do you have anything in a Frazier?”
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Why the FUCK isn’t this real.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Been watching Seinfeld while on the treadmill at the gym and I want Kramer’s coffee table book of celebrity coffee tables (that turns into a coffee table!) SO FUCKING BAD.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
for a week or so during the election Vance was reminded by interviewers that he had once compared his running mate Donald Trump to Hitler. Vance assured us that he had changed his mind - but really seems like he changed his mind about Hitler, not Trump
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The algorithm thinks I am into relics of a bygone fast food era.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Grift
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
gah! 😧
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This instead of Christmas lights on your house.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
UPDATE: Slay.
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TJ @ihavequalities.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I had the pleasure of reviewing "The Antipodes" for @portlandmercury.com.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m buying this sweater and nobody can stop me!!! 🤩
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you don’t put the furniture dimensions in your FB marketplace post, I’m reporting the post as Spam > No intent to sell. I’m not playing these games with you.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Not just visible, my man was EMCEEING this event! 😍
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Feed ‘em both and binge the fuck outta Hacks. I’m a doctor.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Feed a cold starve a fever? lol no bitch I’m eating either way.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My new pet peeve is seeing these masturbatory TikTok reels of imagined conversations with Trump supporters, where the creator eloquently owns them over their claims that they voted for Trump because of the price of eggs or whateverthefuck. Guys, they aren’t interested in facts. You’re the sucker.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2025
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan theonion.com/fritola...
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
… Eminem…?
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It’s creepy enough, but the fact that it’s cast iron and the word clown is in quotes makes this so much more sinister. I should get this for my nephew.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Giving Victor Victoria. Want.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Carved, cleaned, and framed! The cutest way to let everyone know you’re at the end of your rope! 🙂‍↕️
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In 7th grade the kid in front of me in the cafeteria line (TREVOR) purposely bought the last two churros so I couldn’t get one, and then ate them in front of me with a smug look on his face and I STILL TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. THIS WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN.
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Nick @faublehead.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Is he… you know… (possessed by King Paimon.)
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