mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me listening to the 25th anniversary remaster of Stankonia 0100
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026securing my tickets for the 20th Anniversary showing of Pan's Labyrinth 130
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my doctor is pretty sure he's documented enough medical issues to get insurance to cover a fupaectomy 🙏🙏 gonna see some plastics docs soon 130
Reposted by mothercait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026bitch I hate to be the one to tell you this but the ADHD is going to be there whether you have a diagnosis or not lmao 361470171
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026being alone at home on Saturday and taking a daytime edible is 11/10 130
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've already seen over a dozen butterflies and male ladybug not sure the day can get better 010
Reposted by motherSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33672971089
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my spouse went to the DMV and they tried to tell him he had the wrong documents but then he showed them what it says on their own website he beat the dmv 250
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the funeral director that does the fashurn shows for new urn arrivals actually got to walk in nyfw, so happy for him 020
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026talking about my new cervical collar for use as needed and my son thought it was for my cervix i 120
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026someone informed me recently that they do make contacts for ppl w astigmatism which is great but im still not touching my eye 160
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026still rocking the eye patch and wearing zero pairs of glasses i am not responsible for typos 010
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026visiting musc last week and they're moving a bunch of offices/doing construction so the patient entrance is closed and one of the nurses was just like "idk what the disabled patients are doing' like obvs not the nurses fault shit keeps moving around 130
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my son was like 'man when you're 80 i guess u go to a lot of funerals of people u know' and I was like babe that shit starts at around 30 020
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you look up one set of pitty mix pajamas on Amazon now my ig is all ads for various pit toy/clothes and then reels about how dangerous a one specific brand of pit toys are someone tell the algorithm he's a foster pup! 010
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lost the folder with all of the documents my son needs for his photo ID so he can travel don't worry it also has my birth certificate, social security card and marriage certificate in it too it's my DMV folder 130
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026been getting migraines in and around my left eye ever since that corneal abrasion I got in that eye like 2 years ago rockin the eye patch and my neck brace. lookin sooo fine 010
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026felt like ass all day, turns out i forgot to take my morning meds lol lmao 020
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026well congratulations everyone you all crashed the fat bear voting site and i didn't get to vote 😔 030
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026people who get mad at babies crying on planes should take their bare feet and fly private 050
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026would simply adore approx 4-5 mini donuts the ones w the like chunky coconut or whatever it is 030
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026kash patel snorting a fat line before going on national TV to defend(?) bestiality 040
Reposted by motherChristopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV 874795901
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026in foster pup news, his alliance with the feral cat and her kittens continues to grow tonight he flat out laid down on the porch and refused to walk away from them 270
Reposted by motherpunctuation @crip.es · 21/09/2026what’s the difference between a sunroof and a moonroof? mindset 1191
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026y'all we have a night coming up where the low is in the 50s thank u little baby jesus 270
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Widow's Bay is exactly the show it this it is if a TV show could serve cunt, etc etc 260
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the audacity of people w only one child having more money than ppl with 4 kids 150
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the foster pup is doing great at responding to commands like "sit" "drop it" or "go get it" which is what i say instead of fetch but he's still working on his internal puppy desire to chew all the things 110
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026reading about how andrew tate is upset about his living conditions in jail and would like to speak to the manager pls 130
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026every time i back to Charleston i hate it more and more lmao 150
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026real men know back rolls are just extra tiddy meat waiting for gravity to kick in 130
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026told all 4 of my children that i had a doctor's appointment out of town and would be gone most of the day and yet i have received many texts asking why im not home 020
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026new psychiatrist is blocking off 90 minutes for my new patient setting nowhere near enough time lmao 020
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026neighbors caught someone on their ring cam trying to break into our car and two thoughts came to mind 1. do their cameras have audio and can they hear me berating the feral cat mom 2. my car is full of tissues and empty equate protein shake bottles; how disappointing 030
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my spouse has watched and learned the lore for all the housewives shows i watch but says the secret lives of Mormon wives challenges him due to the insane spelling on some of these names 150
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026look whatever we do today politically we have to consider what our slave owning, std ridden, shitting where they eat founding fathers, what would they do??? 040
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026having to listen to the entire hamilton soundtrack bc i got that Lafayette part that's "i go to France w more funds and come back w more guns" 020
mother @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026felt the urge to get bangs so u know Scorpio season is rising 020
