Reposted by Josh KeimigThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 315174743299
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Luke Bryan is on a generational run of shitty ass music. 011
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is just a Matthew Rhys appreciation post. 000
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I tried to shuck an oyster after I watched 'Tony' and cut my whole hand off. 000
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I know I'm stating the obvious here, but Matthew Rhys is one of the best actors working in television today. 010
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Saw a comment under a podcast episode that said Trump's posts sound more and more like messages from the zodiac killer and holy shit the accuracy. 000
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026No, I'm not AI. I'm just super sexy and have a very glossy exterior. So please stop asking. 000
Reposted by Josh KeimigMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Former NBA Super Star” 382364178
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The answer is yes. I played one of the giant dudes in 'The Odyssey.' Not one of the Laestrygonians. Just a fat guy in the background. But I was in there. 010
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I buy the party size bag of chips just to feel alive. 000
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026*sexting with myself to get in the mood for hand stuff* 011
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Maybe let Tim Miller know that this is why Pride Month should continue to be loud and in people's faces. 031
Reposted by Josh KeimigKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026No notes and seconded. 1022234
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Trump can now openly commit tax fraud forever. 1.7 billion of OUR dollars going to criminals. Grifting constantly. Grocery, energy, and gas prices continue to rise. He literally said that he doesn't care about our financial situation. Please tell me more about how Kamala Harris would've been worse. 030
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026RFK Jr just ran over me and cut off my dick. WTF?!?!?! 030
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026At this point I'm about 95% certain that Republicans are "weekend at bernie's-ing" this fucking guy. Like, wtf is he even talking about? 071
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026We've earned the 7th seed. Now we have to win another game for some reason to keep the 7th seed that we earned in an 82 game season. The play-in remains fucking stupid. 030
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026open.substack.com/pub/joshkeim...open.substack.comWe Need to Stop Taking Steven Spielberg for Granted...Steven Spielberg is one of the greatest directors of all time. 020
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Erika Kirk sends cease and desist letter to Kat Cammack. 010
Reposted by Josh KeimigLittle Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Series 21 of Taskmaster will be served up on the 9th of April on Channel 4 and YouTube! 1366189
Reposted by Josh KeimigKansas City Royals @royals.com · 18/03/2026He is him. Maikel Garcia is the MVP of the 2026 #WorldBaseballClassic! 🇻🇪 239770
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Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026"Sean Penn shouldn't have won an Oscar because his character was a bad guy" is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard. Film discussion has mostly been ruined by the terminally online. 030
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026He should probably give back the FIFA Peace Prize. 024
Reposted by Josh KeimigThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting ‘Whence/Whither’ Rule 101241106
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I know this isn't the point, but why are republicans so fucking stupid? Is it like a pre-requisite for becoming a registered republican that you must be absolutely fucking dumb as shit? 028
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' is fucking fantastic, by the way. 📽 020
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I never lay out near the ocean for fear of being mistaken for a beached whale. 020
Reposted by Josh KeimigThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approv… 171465161
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026'The Pedophile Protector' is John Grisham's worst novel. 020
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Giving Tyler Childers' brilliant 2025 album another listen because I have a bunch of people high on my bitin' list. 030
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Oh, God. We're gonna see Tony Dokoupil give Trump a blow job, aren't we? 010
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026He should win every award ever created for this performance. 030
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026All of this because people couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black woman. 030
Reposted by Josh KeimigTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/12/2025people get drunk and mad about sports in almost every country in the world. they only shoot up their own family in this one. 832544
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025"You're a wizard, Sherry" is a line from my upcoming film about Sherry from the song "Sherry" by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, where Sherry goes to wizard school because, turns out, Sherry's a wizard. 020
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I think Erika Kirk might be an even worse human being than her husband was, and he set the bar pretty high. 020
Reposted by Josh KeimigBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 08/12/2025This is how the Grinch was picking up shit 1126329
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Sandler should probably already have a couple Oscar nominations. I'm really hoping he finally gets one for 'Jay Kelly.' It's a great performance. 020
Reposted by Josh KeimigAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/12/2025how long until Trump bans Chip Somodevilla of Getty from the White House? 😳 1681949269
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Imagine actually driving a cybertruck around. Like, what a giant loser you must be. 020
Josh Keimig @fatministerguy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I'm gonna go ahead and jump aboard this train and say that Nicki Minaj is garbage. 141
