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@fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social
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Reply guy in a little coat Arsenal and Austin FC supporter and fair weather fan of many other teams

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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 7h
My definition of socialism is "a breakfast taco truck on every corner, a 4 day work week, and your favorite team never loses"
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 8h
Cutting H1-B's doesn't mean bricklayers will suddenly be high paid coders. Highly paid American tech workers will get even richer while our tech industry gets crappier. We are so lucky that people want to move to America to work for us, but racist Republicans can't handle it.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AI is amazing. It can run my fantasy football team, read stories to my kids, and pleasure my wife.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Air Force ones are like quarterbacks. If you have two you don't have one. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...
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New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*whispers* Trump accounts are a good idea. Naming sucks tho.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bland food is all in your mind
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
At least seven minutes extra time pls
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Boooooo
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is the closest I get to believing in divine intervention
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde gotta be 90% to win if it gets to penalties
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This Messi guy needs better weak foot finishing to be considered elite.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
am I the only one that thinks Tielemans shoved the hell out of his defender on the goal?
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Einfacht wahnsinnig
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm seeing double! Four Davids!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Big props to Brad Lander on winning his primary. Dude has done the moral thing many times and put his body on the line against ICE. He even came to Minnesota during the ICE Occupation to see the injustice firsthand. It’s nice to see moral courage rewarded by voters.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ecuador never stopped trying to score even though its capital is the Spanish word for quit.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think I heard him say McCoy as he juked the cop
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Seward's Folly was good for Mexico too
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I don't understand xGOT very well. Is it roughly correct to say a keeper should save an xGOT shot of 0.2 about 80 percent of the time?
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Seems like France might get Papa Bouba Diop'd today
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Important player got a red. People have heard of him well before this match kicked off
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Early candidate for name of the tournament
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm excited about the World Cup, but not until the knockouts. 72 games to eliminate 16 teams in the group stage is egregious.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Went from Knicks in 4 to Spurs in 6 awfully quick
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We are at the part where we pretend things are great even though they suck
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So is Trump gonna go to game 4?
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Is a referee allowed to call him Wemby? Is he friends with him? Seems like he might be biased.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Austin is balancing its school budget on the backs of its already overworked teachers. Very sad. Nevermind that the richest man in the world lives here.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My kids' middle school just announced a 15% staff reduction. What the hell are we even doing anymore?
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It's crazy that everyone on the floor can just make threes these days
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
She was booked for simulation
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
After their investigation, Idaho health officials will investigate a salmonella outbreak at Boise's hottest new restaurant Chicken Sashimi Shack
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Arsenal meat wall for my champs league party
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Who do you want as your midfield three today? Eze, Odegaard, Rice for more attacking? Lewis-Skelly, Rice, Odegaard for more possession? Zubimendi cause he's started pretty much all year?
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
School's out for summer
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/05/2026
yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
best Disney movie ever. I can see why Iran wants a piece.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
James Maddison returning from his semester abroad
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Very glad I'm not sweating this rn
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bluesky took troll blocking too far www.kxan.com/news/local/a... (this is extremely sad and angry making)
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Pease Park troll now a pile of ash
The Pease Park troll in central Austin has completely burned down.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The gunners are still alive for the (EPL, CL, spurs relegation) treble!
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That wasn't me sweating after the Brooks post. I was confident the whole time
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Arsenal win English premier league
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ooh to, ooh to be, ooh to be a GOONER!
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Maybe Raya can lie here for six more minutes
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Meat wall!!!
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You ever been to an anniversary party for a couple and everyone there knows they’re having problems, so it’s a little awkward? This is more or less how I feel about America 250.
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
cause it's big on the map
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Brad Stuver @bradstuver.com · 13/05/2026
MLS All-Star voting is open! 3 games left and a lot of work still to do but heres some objectove stats to help with your decision Vote here: www.austinfc.com/news/vote-au...
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Fat Guy @fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nice jersey Zohran!
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