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Alex Anderson

@fateck.bsky.social
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Glasgow-based football writer and podder. Twitter escapee. Saw The Smiths at Magnum Leisure Centre, Irvine in 1985. Rangers, Scotland, Winton Rovers. Scraped a third from a Russell Group uni-kinda patter. www.youtube.com/@FatEck1999

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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 13h
Failing to not get far too excited far too early in the season.
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Rangers 3-1 Kilmarnock: immediate post-match reaction
YouTube video by Fat Eck
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're coming back. We're coming back in here. The SPFL had its most profitable year? Well, Rangers suddenly have the most valuable squad in the Penrith Team Rooms of Scotland's top flight, the 49ers refinancing our old money vintage Rolls outside. Time to install a fu**ing jukebox.
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Groove re-entry required: Rangers V Kilmarnock preview
YouTube video by Fat Eck
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First question for Maresca: "Enzo, how's the squad looking for Anfield?"
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think you'll find they're called Medicine Woke Sex Change for Your Kids actually. (I refuse to speak French because sovereignty but translate it because vigilance)
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cleverest post you'll see all week. Bordering on art. Not surprised by the huge uptake.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Messi scored 27 more goals for Argentina MNT than the number of Scotland MNT games I've attended. And I'm 18 years older than him. I feel this is more a criticism of Scotland's inability to regularly reach major finals than my inability to get off my fat arse and support my local national team.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TEXAS — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Why do we have a trillionaire when veterans are sleeping on the streets? The reason poverty exists is not because we can’t feed the poor, it’s because we can’t satisfy the rich.” (From @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social )
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being there.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was also here the first time Iceland ever avoided defeat to Scotland, the first time Italy ever won in Scotland, the moment Gibraltar scored their first competitive goal; both times Wales won World Cup qualifiers in Scotland and when Belgium beat us 4-0, waited 365 days, then beat us 4-0 again.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scotland MNT match 99 for me. Andy Robertson's 101st. Considering I was at Kenny Dal's 100th cap, 40 years & 7 months ago, my tally's a bit pathetic. So I've resolved to go on til I've done one game more than Andy. Saw him play here for Queen's Park too. Billy Gilmour's 50th tonight. He'll get 200.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Third time seeing Slovenia. First time seeing them score. And the second time. And, after 22 years and a month, we're all square. Not on the night though. Their first ever win over Scotland. Love the Triglav kit. You have to. And they played some very nice football in it this time.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ON'S LEAGUE CAMPAIGN.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scotland:s first three Nations League games of 2026-27 and why Manchester City being caught cheating is absolutely or is absolutely not about Rangers as far as fans of Scottish club football are concerned.
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City waste £900M trying to out-evil Rangers (Nations League round-up)
YouTube video by Fat Eck
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, unless that's Blackpool, she's clearly found it.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John McGinn goes joint-fourth on our all-time scorers list. I'm happy for him for about ten minutes. Then I spend another five minutes hoping he gets at least three more to go clear third. Then it's back to Harry Kane has scored more than our top three scorers put together. For other underachievers.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
England V Norway.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When people bring up the UK's financial relationship with the UAE as "the reality" of the Man City situation, they mean let City off with it, don't they. This "yeah but" and "let's not be rash" tone demands a British Dynamo Berlin. And I've always been told we already have that at Ibrox.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Little bit of a stomach bug in the house. Good time to watch The Substance.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First win for Pocognoli, and first goals, but his second clean sheet. In a week. Both achieved in the former Yugoslavia I say in an effort to puff it up a bit. A win, a draw and a loss in your first three games. So, on Tuesday we decide what kinda manager you are, Seb. NEVER TO CHANGE OUR MINDS!
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well done, Andy Robertson. Only the second Scottish man ever to get 100 caps. And to John McGinn. On the night he becomes only the third to win 92 caps, he becomes only the fifth to hit 22 goals. And, of course, if he doesn't score he's no use to us, say some of our willfully blind hacks.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeezus. Saka actually made an arse of that one. Kane's like "Hang on. Have another go" England laying down the marker when it comes to visiting former Yugoslav republics this Saturday night. Scotland haven't scored in four games, Ollie McBurnie hasn't scored in 18 caps: THE DAM BUSTS IN SKOPJE!
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disappointed when the inmates don't holler approval of him shooting a man in Reno, as is tradition, but I'd be happy to be Stuck in this particularly wholesome Folsom.
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When You Play Johnny Cash in a Nursing Home
YouTube video by DØVYDAS
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
English friends may read this and think "Ah, Rangers fans don't enjoy being reminded of what they went through in 2012" We don't but, erm, nah: No, it's not Rangers fans getting in touch with David. But it is a lot of very unhappy Scottish people...
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
David Aaronovitch: A Tweet about Macklemore and Ed Sheeran: 17 replies. A Tweet praising the the Lib Dems for standing for nothing: 7 replies. One about Jewishness not being an ethnicity: 74 replies. "Man City should be punished like Rangers were": 107 replies and he has to issue an apology.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally seeing Switzerland in the flesh.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also. The City case is far bigger, will have infinitely wider fallout, coz the Premier League is so ridiculously money-laden and the English domestic scene the most densely historic on Earth. But City will never face the fundamentalist hysteria we inspire, still warping the process of processing it.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The difference: Rangers owner was in financial trouble coz of the 2008 global crash and had made an arse of implementing a tax avoidance scheme at the club while Man City's owners have more money than anyone and made an arse of throwing it at Man City illegally. In sporting terms: both very bad.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Switzerland bagged. No-one can take that away from me. No-one. I've seen Switzerland's MNT and that's all that counts. That's everything. But has anyone else noticed how Shevchenko seems to be smirking in that Futbology badge? Like he's laughing at something. Or someone. SOMETHING TO SAY, MATE? EH?!
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Switzerland finally bagged, my most embarrassing omission on the MNT front. Uefa MNT No50 out of 55 and Futbology acknowledges this historic moment by awarding me a badge of the manager who won the last major finals match I attended, also at Hampden, where I also saw Sheva scoring. Low key ceremony.
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're very much living in a house with the wiring and pipes stripped out and people keep coming in and looting the furniture but if you say it's weird or act upset the metaphorical parents act like you're a weirdo because the chore chart has never looked better
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Femi @femi-oluwole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's time to start arresting Brexit politicians. "Misconduct in Public Office" is defined as abusing the public's trust, via deliberate wrong-doing that causes harm. Our leading politicians have all admitted they KNOW Brexit is harmful.
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Are Brexit politicians GUILTY of Misconduct in Public Office?
YouTube video by Femi - F Politics!
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*never* Freudian typo. It was indeed a second half of us constantly in the process of scoring a second. Even had the ball in the net with 15 mins left.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been there. Rangers didn't reach Champions League finals - just Uefa Cup finals played at the Etihad - but I can tell you getting back to whatever you feel is normality is almost as captivating a ride as hoovering up all the trophies. Give into it. It's like a tide...
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bloody hell. Does this sound familiar or what. No two stories are ever exactly the same - and I dreaded the idea of petrodollar backing at Ibrox - but what Man City fans are about to go through could be triggering for Banter Years vets. The fact this fellah's addy translates as "I" feels apposite.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of all the horrors AI will perpetrate, surely letting it write subtitles for everything on telly is the worst. Neil McCauley tells Nate, "I need a new out laid on" Film 4 subtitles: "I need a new outlay line" And that's a beloved classic. What next? "2B or not too bees, rats biz digestion"
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a month of Sundays.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steve Clarke (next Celtic manager, btw), won his first match in charge of the national team with a very exciting, late winner. Just saying. Scotland very expansive and progressive in the second half. Very competent performance. Long may it continue. #SVNSCO
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Transformation in the second half. This game itself, either side of the break, became a metaphor for what we're hoping will happen with Pocognoli taking over from Clarke; building on a necessarily dour base of eeked-out competence to become more flowing and dominant. #SVNSCO
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well played, Robbie Ure. Come a long way since I saw you bouncing around the fringes of the Rangers first team at six months old #SVNSCO
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sunny weather and the Rosebery colours, live from a compact, far-from-full foreign stadium; this feels like a weird companion piece to June's Bolivia friendly in New Jersey. Switzerland on Tuesday can pair off with Curacao at Hampden to properly bookend Scotland's 2026 World Cup #SVNSCO
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The glitchy, out-of-synch sound affecting the BBC's coverage is the perfect metaphor so far. Or maybe it's Pocognoli's baseball cap. Going too far in his efforts to not look like Steve Clarke, with the tracksuit he resembles an Asutralian Olympic breakdancer. VERY EARLY DAYS. Hit the post. #SVNSCO
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell me about it. I swear, sometimes she just looks right through me.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🙇It was just the WAY she shushed me, you know? 👤Do I ever. She tried to have me exorcised. 🙇OMG did she? 👤Yeah and she's not the first, let me tell you. 🙇Well, that kinda puts my problems in perspec... 👤 You're welcome. 🙇Wow. You ARE good. 👤Hey. I've had a lot of practice.
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In unrelated news, I'm not drinking for all of September. This is the last weekend of September. Long weekend. A holiday weekend, if you will. A dry holiday weekend...
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Alex Anderson @fateck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hoping Scotland play an expansive, progressive style that gets us absolutely leathered in Slovenia coz I'm just that bitter about the gobshites who only decided they liked "attractive football" when Steve Clarke got us qualifyied for the first time in 20+ years then did it more than any other boss.
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