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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Miss Greta finally found an open recharging station

Photo of brown tabby and white cat curled up asleep in a cardboard cat bed with a small glitter ball. One ear is in bright sunlight but the rest of her is in shade.

Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It just gets me that the one thing that keeps Mitch McConnell’s reanimated corpse going is that there are rights yet to be taken away. There’s poor people out there with food still and some people still have jobs with sick leave. He could be painting ugly art instead but hate works like adrenaline.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

TBT to the early 2000s when many of us (I) fully believed widespread news reporting that “doctors” were warning that they were finding cell-phone shaped tumors next to people’s ears in brain scans so we (I) followed the recommendation of holding our phones a few inches from our ears

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

52 years of autistic people pleasing and trying so hard to communicate right next time someone calls me abrasive im not going to melt like cotton candy and be devastated like usual. Maybe I turn into steel wool instead. I’m cleaning gunk off things. I’m baking soda paste. I’m Cap’n Crunch.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Men who insist upon a submissive “trad wife” are the type of people who would fully own and enslave others if they could get away with it (ie it becomes legal). It’s the same weakminded low-moral justifications, biblical and philosophical and their own junk science.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When I see #RubyBridges is 72 today I realize that she is 12 years younger than my (estranged) mother. My parents’ deep racism suddenly recontextualized from a disgraceful anachronistic anomaly, to the sad reality that the people of “that time” are still in THIS time voting and making decisions.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Why vote blue no matter who if they won’t be an opposition party? Centrists? MAGA Lite. They are waiting out Trump, so they have time to get on TV, not support DSA candidates & demonize Piker. It only ever goes one way. They’ll shame leftists into voting when all they offer is We’re Not Trump.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

At 4’11” I should have realized a floor length granny robe would make me look like a box on wheels. So I took it apart, hand sewed a pillow out of a Goodwill bedsheet and stuffed it with scraps before covering it with the granny squares. Yet another cat bed for Miss Greta #win-win #crochet #cats

Hazy photo of a brown tabby and white cat. She is asleep curled up on a large pillow on a weight bench under a window. The pillow is made with two large crocheted squares sewn together with a hand sewn pillow inside. There is a matching blanket alongside. You can’t see the cat’s face but she’s probably smug. Text on photo: @fastsuzy

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

#crochet tip: if you make a plushie and it comes out wonky, give it a little hat to up the charm stat That wasn’t supposed to rhyme

Small gray crocheted elephant balanced on a pink fleece fabric background. His tail sticks out at an odd angle, one back leg is slightly splayed, and he has an overall off-kilter appearance. He is wearing a jaunty rainbow-colored crocheted top hat perched on his head. Text on photo reads: Percy the Elephant-free pattern by Irene Strange, crocheted by @fastsuzy

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I love when having no plan still comes together. My friend needed a baby safe gift, related to a children’s book. 10 balls of scrap yarn and a little fiberfill and some hours later we have The Very Hungry Caterpillar. The head and body is one piece using increases/decreases & color changes. #crochet

Graphic with a reference image of the titular Very Hungry Caterpillar, along with 3 photos of a crocheted rendering of caterpillar from various angles. Text: The Very Hungry Caterpillar fan art crocheted by @fastsuzy

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Lately I have been inexplicably drawn to making dolls in unconventional colors just to challenge myself. What kind of hair does a green or orange girl have, what clothes would she wear? Here’s Lilac with extravagant seaspray colored hair and a yellow Wednesday Addams inspired dress #crochet

Small crocheted doll posed on a windowsill. She has pale lavender skin, teal curly fabulous hair, wearing a form-fitting long-sleeved dress in mottled creams and yellows with pale yellow cuffs and collar. Text on photo: Designed/crocheted by FastSuzy

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I’m not religious but I was moved to crochet an Easter giraffe, amen. Miss Greta is also not religious but she has devoted her life to service. Here she is serving face. #caturday #crochet

Casually snapped photo of a crocheted speckled pink giraffe next to a ball of yarn and a craft organizer box on a bed; a tabby and white cat is sitting behind the giraffe giving a charismatic expression straight to the camera.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Maybe I should tread a bit lightly here but my autistic ass is very stuck on this caption wondering what the Non sinister motive to kill this family could have been…before it Turned Sinister

Description under a video posted on YouTube by LMN: “Family Murdered in Their Sleep - Motive Turns Sinister (S2, E2) Killer Kids”

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

All my internet searches told me to run my #Steam PC games with Proton Experimental when troubleshooting on #Linux. I’m finding for #Mint, however, Proton 9.0 is the fix. I was able to get back into 7-8 games that wouldn’t open on any other compatibility setting. Hope this helps someone

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Miss Greta IS comfortable like that. She’s not taking further questions. #caturday

Tabby and white cat peacefully draped over the upturned end of a curved cardboard scratching toy. Her position looks awkward but she seems fully relaxed.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Search your camera roll for hell I had a lot to choose from

A fake noir style book cover that says in 1970s paperback novel cover font: The Dyslexorcist - Your Mother Cooks Socks in Hell

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Miss Greta is over it. But she’ll still hang. #CatsNoirFriday #FIVCats

Image using a “noir” filter of a tabby and white cat lying on her side on a bed, back legs outstretched, a front leg and paw completely covering her face.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Recent heavy rotation on games via #Steam (using Linux Mint): Cult of the Lamb, Mewgenics, Core Keeper, & Slay the Spire 2, and all of them have been dopamine goldmines. I love #indiegaming recommendations if you have any suggestions. Especially starting to get into games that use a controller.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I nominate windmills for the next Nobel Peace Prize, #fucktrump

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

When Twitter started I signed up just to try it out and never grew to like it. Every now and then I get a notification that someone tried to sign into my old account and I have to wonder what I was smoking for my handle to have been my actual first name and my debit card PIN. #StreetSmarts

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I wish I could sort out of my feed the ones where you can’t comment unless you follow. I didn’t ask to be presented with your post, now I can’t even join the discourse. It makes me feel ornery every time I go to post a friendly reply and am gated out. It doesn’t make me want to follow you. #bluesky

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I don’t really understand how to do multiplayer but I wish I had a gamer friend who liked decorating and stuff because my Core Keeper base is embarrassing #steam #corekeeper #cozygaming

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Ice doesn’t need body cams. Are we dumb? How many cams are on them doing crimes and they lie about it anyway. I hear they’re not getting paid. Good. That’s on brand for Donald and they should have known that. #abolishICE #murderers #impeachTrump #ImpeachImprison

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Impeach @schumer.senate.gov who thinks his main job is to fight for aid to Israel. He’s compromised. No more AIPAC politicians. This is why we shouldn’t trust politicians who take $$$ from the same PACs that wanted Trump elected. FREE PALESTINE!

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I’d figured Donald and Elon had mutually assured destruction because there’s no way they’d tolerate each other this long. Why am I surprised about Elon being so deep in #Epstein though? It’s like the same disease billionaires get that makes them entitled and greedy also turns them into nasty pedos.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Secretary Bessent is blaming Pretti saying “Who would bring a gun to a protest?” Patel says the same thing. I’d like to revisit one Kyle Rittenhouse #fuckice #murder #warcriminals #liars

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

It scares me that Trump has been flaunting all the disordered personality traits of a classic family annihilator unchecked. His mental deficits accelerate and we are the hapless spouse and children he’s gonna take out. Because if he can’t own US, no one can. #impeach #dangeroustimes #warcrimes

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

If kidnapping leaders from other countries to try them in our courts is acceptable behavior…thats a suggestion for non-US countries come get our criminal president since our Dems don’t seem to have any fight #maduro #war #fucktrump #arrestwarcriminals #nobelpeaceprize

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Had to call Walmart customer line re: grocery delivery (don’t shame me-rural/disabled/no car/I never shop target or Amazon OK?) anyway they have an AI voice now so I tell it “live agent,” it asks for my problem. I say my problem is that im only interested in an agent with a heartbeat… (continued)

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Today in my queer exile from my entire religious maga family I’d like to say I miss my little ADHD nephew. He tackle hugged me. He said I was the best at reading books to him. He would knock me over and scream in my face that coffee was good for him. Happy Merry. #estranged #autistic #audhd

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Not a lot of sunshine today but Miss Greta is optimistic and ready #cats

Photo of a brown and white tabby cat lying on a carpet curled on her side with feet outstretched. She is in a weak patch of light from the window.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Full blown, mask off, unapologetic antisocial behavior. At the same time, Trump has never been part of society. He thinks you need ID to buy these newfangled “groceries.” I think he’s a sociopath, yes, & also so stupid he wouldn’t know what to do in most situations even if he cared. #trump

Photo from recent meeting in the Oval Office showing a small group of people in suits huddled over someone on the floor; their attitude is urgency and concern. Donald Trump stands several feet away, facing a different direction, shoulders slumped, hands dangling at his sides, empty stare into the middle distance, looking bored and annoyed. The photo has been edited; a photo of the back panel of Melania’s infamous “I don’t care, do you?”jacket has been added to the front of Donald.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Something I think other “estranged adult children” could relate to: Checking your spam box on your birthday to see if they emailed, even though they won’t and you don’t want them to #selfcare #mentalhealth #lgbtq #disowned #estranged #exvangelical #actuallyautistic

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

So as an autistic who maths I was still surprised to realize that approximately 180 replicas of my apartment could fit in the Trump ballroom. I’m lucky to have a place to live - many disabled don’t- I’m not getting foodshare in Nov. but thank gawd for the ballroom lifting my spirits 🙄 #fucktrump

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

As a woman with alopecia I beg you. If you see a bald woman do not assume and DO NOT ask if she’s sick. Maybe she’s sick of people assuming she would never choose to look the way she does. I have alopecia. I’m not in a wig. I didn’t choose alopecia but I choose to be bald. Move on. #MindYourBusiness

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Yes I am disabled living in poverty with no social support but I got shelter and bare minimum and privilege for now - hey politicians! STOP BLAMING PEOPLE WITH EVEN LESS THAN ME FOR WHY I DON’T GET MORE HELP! I’m poor not stupid. What can they do?? Help them too!! #eattherich #greedyfuckers

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I am holding out hope for a day in my life to come again where I do not have to hear/feel compelled to care about the loud takes and opinions of people I find incredibly stupid or bigoted; whose choices I don’t respect. Right now it feels like they’re everywhere. #MakeNazisUnpopularAgain #fuckmaga

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

What does it say about the state of the US today that I saw a headline that Mark Sanchez was arrested for felony battery and I assumed he must be some politician #americaiscooked #fucktrump #fuckmaga #democracy #freepalestine

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Greta got a new scratcher bed thing. She wants you to know she loves it! She’s only making that face because she was thinking about the patriarchy 🤷‍♀️ does your pet ever do that? #cats #CatsThinkingAboutThePatriarchy

Photo of a brown and white tabby cat sitting primly in a small thick rectangular bed made out of corrugated cardboard. It’s an enrichment meant for scratching, but the cat definitely seems to have a displeased expression.

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Monica Maalouf, MD @maaloufmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/10/2025

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Sometimes I amuse myself by setting little “traps” for Miss Greta - because it makes me feel good when the beings around me act predictably. Today it was a paper grocery sack I set so the sun would heat it up. She took occupancy immediately. As I had predicted. At least today there’s that 💙 #cats

Photo of a paper grocery bag on a carpet under a window with the sun beating down on the bag. A brown tabby cat is peering out from inside.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

MAGA republicans are cutting off our healthcare but sending money to bail out Argentina - who are failing from following the Trump/musk economic model - healthcare to Argentina and Israel, higher education for Israel, bombs to kill innocent people 🇵🇸 all while saying there’s not enough for US

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

MAGA Christians oppose healthcare for marginalized people.

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

youtu.be/dJ9Zk4qcUUQ?... not obeying in advance, fuck you donald. I’m exercising my rights and constitutional freedom from religion. Waiting for him to be shown in church every Sunday 🙄 looking at the fruits of MAGA faith truly cemented my aversion. #constitution #freespeech #freedomfromreligion

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Trump Declares Atheists are Terrorists

YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

So Donald found out there are parts of Portland where they don’t edge their lawns and some people don’t even pick up their dog’s doodoo in the park so anyway he’s sending the national guard to fix it 👍 #fucktrump #waronamericans #fuckice #fuckmaga #portland Also: Free Palestine!!

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Fast Suzy @fastsuzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I might have given my son any home remedy someone told me was safe, if I was afraid he might otherwise turn out like RFK. I guess people do truly despise autistics. Is it ironic I look at that photo and even my social deficits say “wtf is wrong with that dude”? Not sure. #rfk #actuallyautistic

Photo: Closeup of RFK testifying with his hand to his face. He has artificially unevenly bronzed skin, small, sunken, baggy, red, watery eyes, and a drooping mouth.

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