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@fasterfizzier.bsky.social
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Biosciences, University of São Paulo. Scottish-Jew, two stereotypes for the price of one. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇷 He/Him

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Posting a vampire who isn't Rentoul
The ungodly head, of Tony Blair, he's wearing a tie and you can see the collar from a blue shirt,
you cannot see the corpse of the child he has just drained.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds as if both Boris Johnson and Andy Burnham, might be implicated in being aware* of what Man City were up to. * 😉
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GUYS WE ARE 376 QUID AWAY FROM THE TARGET. IT WILL TAKE LESS THAN ONE IN A THOUSAND OF MY FOLLOWERS TO DONATE A QUID TO GET THERE. Tell you what, If we get to £9900, I'll donate the last 100 quid myself.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FBPE 2029: Ok, Shabana did fling migrants out of a cannon, live on GBNews, and yes, those IDF soldiers who blew up Big Ben are now Lords, also we did accidentally set up concentration camps for trans women, and proscribe being Irish, but, Andy is in talks for an 2036 EU referendum 🥳
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of the social media companies are openly trying to rig the Brazil election on behalf of Trump's latest stooge, so that's fun.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ana has started work again recently, on the days she works, and they are with me, the twins sleep almost the whole time. On the days I work, they turn into goblins. I have not trained them for this.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 17/09/2026
Sad news, RIP Sway. youtu.be/CzuGCW7ehGw
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Sway - Up Your Speed (Official Video)
YouTube video by DcyphaTV
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"How's the tour going son?"
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Hindenburg Fire Disaster
Alt: Hindenburg Fire Disaster
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shades of David Cameron = pig fucker, coming from Ed Sheeran tonight.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just imagine if Ed Sheeran's Starmer-like spine, was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coming soon to GB News/BBC News/Talk TV: "Is Ed Sheeran the latest victim of antisemitism?"
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I live in a country where I am privileged enough, to never hear anything about Ed Sheeran, or his music.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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Heeerrre’s Johnny Bravo @jbravo69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A Google search for dunning-Krueger effect: The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias that describes the systematic tendency of people with low ability in a specific area to give…Meme of a man pointing at himself in the mirror.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am doing this with the support of the Hair & Barber Council
Image of Catweazle (Geoffrey Bayldon)
He is naked in a bath, covered in dirt, and his hair is very ragged, dirty and unkempt
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you feel low, go on Instagram to see how FBPE, are responding to the SNP/Plaid/SF talks, because Labour* aren't involved......
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Bob Morales' Emotional 'What About Me?' Scene
ALT: Bob Morales' Emotional 'What About Me?' Scene
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe instead of crying about Kim Leadbetter's eugenics bill failing, the centrist luvvies could focus on getting one that had some safeguards in place, instead of one that was focused on killing off the poor and disabled.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All the worst forecasts and predictions around this El Niño, were seriously wrong, the seas are cooking in places. It is going to cause death and devastation, in the short term and in the long term. Scientists in numerous fields are being invited to help get ahead of the chaos we'll be left with.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Purple Dildo Day!, to all who celebrate. #transferdeadlineday
Images of a sky sports reporter with a grey/evening sky behind him,
someone off-screen is inserting a purple dildo into his ear on both pictures,
the right hand one sees him closing his eyes.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Australia really is an odd place, it's basically Newcastle, but very, very hot.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If an Australian asks "Are you English?", and you reply with, "No, are you English?" things get awkward very quickly
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Off to Queensland with Caitlin (handily named after an Australian), as Ana has been offered her dream job (starting January) working on a long-term great barrier reef project.
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Man's Awesome Job by the Water
Alt: Steve Irwin turns towards the camera with his thumbs up.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She's already dreaming of shooting force lightning into Rowling.
An image of one of the twins (Leah) in a baby bouncer chair, she's deep asleep and her hands are spread out evoking Palpatine from Star Wars
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All the best to you all still stuck in the UK. #GTRadio
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Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros - Johnny Appleseed (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Joe Strummer Official
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
London in this heat, is odd as fuck, and I say that as someone who lives in a hotter and dirtier city.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ian Austen as a trade envoy?, What a thoroughly scummy cunt @andyburnham.bsky.social is
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Writing in blood "I am in England, help me"
from the original
"I am in hell, help me" from Hellraiser 2
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Three hours in England, I have already seen a house with a sigh that said "Protect our women and children, Christians only, no Islam, no Catholics, no Jews!" And had to listen to the radio where a former Labour MP calling for several groups to be proscribed, while ignoring the current pogroms 🤢
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Urgh, the world cup of shit is still ongoing. At least Conor McRaper is in pain today.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's probably best not to repeatedly tell a Rabbi that gay marriage is legal in Isreal, because you heard it on the news.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Crapoleon
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Napoleon Bonaparte: I Am The Revolution!
Alt: Napoleon Bonaparte: I Am The Revolution!
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I seem to remember Paul having a fair few 'iffy' moments in the past, but recently he's called out the racist referendum in NZ, slammed JK's "poison" several times, and now this.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Scratch that, despite Ana coming up with the names, we have to name one after my mother, or violence will occur. Leah and Imelda
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I would not wish labour* on my worst enemy, genuinely thought we were going to lose Ana after numerous complications during birth. Anyway, she's finally out of danger and vaguely conscious, and by that I mean she's currently only as intelligent as a PE teacher. *both
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
6 hours into labour, Ana has decided that now is the time to give an exhaustive list of the ways she winds me up* to the midwives. Anyway, I hope everyone is well. *not nastily at all, but we do play jokes on each other
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Monsters, Conservative and Labour MP's, as well as their supporters and backers, need to be put on trial, and held to account for this evil.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Before I moved away from the UK, I began experiencing anxiety on a daily basis, and never slept. The daily attacks on minorities, the poor and disabled by the whole of the UK's press and elected representatives, was taking it's toll. I personally had my character attacked by Labour ally Gnazher.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I will say this notion of the police being "anti-white" racists has its roots in Labour's response to the police not wanting to deal with policing Tel Aviv fans in Birmingham. Another Ser Kieth blinder.
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Death, to the BBC
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
On a week where "one of the good ones" - @emilythornberry.bsky.social went on a rant about the Notting Hill Carnival.
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JT 👻 @jazztee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@emilythornberry.bsky.social Could you write this again without using Arsenal’s parade to bash Notting Hill Carnival? It smells like anti-blackness.
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@EmilyThornberry

11/2 million on the streets of Islington today.
Celebrating Arsenal yes, but celebrating ourselves too.
Notting Hill Carnival with less cannabis & more red & white.
North London in all it's inclusive brilliance
Never been so proud to be your MP O
Total answer to Tommy Robinson
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Image using this joyous occasion for your anti-Blackness to jump the fuck out!
Emily Thornberry @EmilyThornberry
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11/2 million on the streets of Islington today.
Celebrating Arsenal yes, but celebrating ourselves too.
Notting Hill Carnival with less cannabis & more red & white.
North London in all it's inclusive brilliance


Never been so proud to be your MP
Total answer to Tommy Robinson

picture of arsenal fans in football shirts behind mobile barriers on the street
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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Driving home from work, playing this pretty loud, driver in the car next to me was yelling at me, (not aggressively) turns out he was a Londoner (Brixton) and moved over here many years back and was ecstatic to hear this song. GTRadio
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The Specials - Man at C&A (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Specials
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The best thing about today is everyone from everywhere is here. London at its very best.
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Maaike @maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This street is impossible to find cause it is constantly moving to the right.
A street named Overtonweg [Overton road in Dutch ]
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Every time I see this grotesque far right scaremongering , it sickens me even more that the BBC have been such a help in making this extremism a viable possibility while ITV and Ant&Dec assisted in making Farage a celebrity
Fascist propaganda from Farage
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Quite tellingly, the latest Blair screed also reads as if it was drafted by AI
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