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Hanukkah-Matata

@fasterfizzier.bsky.social

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Biosciences, University of São Paulo. Scottish-Jew, two stereotypes for the price of one. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇷 He/Him

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Posting a vampire who isn't Rentoul

The ungodly head, of Tony Blair, he's wearing a tie and you can see the collar from a blue shirt,
you cannot see the corpse of the child he has just drained.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am doing this with the support of the Hair & Barber Council

Image of Catweazle (Geoffrey Bayldon)
He is naked in a bath, covered in dirt, and his hair is very ragged, dirty and unkempt

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy Purple Dildo Day!, to all who celebrate. #transferdeadlineday

Images of a sky sports reporter with a grey/evening sky behind him,
someone off-screen is inserting a purple dildo into his ear on both pictures,
the right hand one sees him closing his eyes.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

She's already dreaming of shooting force lightning into Rowling.

An image of one of the twins (Leah) in a baby bouncer chair, she's deep asleep and her hands are spread out evoking Palpatine from Star Wars

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Writing in blood "I am in England, help me"
from the original
"I am in hell, help me" from Hellraiser 2

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The hit song "Come On Eileen", describes the final scene in an orgy.

Image of Bob Mortimer, reading from and holding a card saying 'Would I lie to you'

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

C'est Magnifique 🥹

David JW Bailey
‪@davidjwbailey.bsky.social‬
The UK does not need a leadership challenge.

The media does.
Russia does.
The US does,

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

That staff, does it have anything on the end?

Black and white drawing of Nanny Ogg from discworld,
she's smoking a pipe while grinning in a toothless nan way.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Erm, is this normal posting?

‪EddyZacianLand‬
‪@eddyzacianland.bsky.social‬
· 14d
Morally I can't support the Greens, there's too many problematic elements. Thankfully my next vote is likely to be a double up, general and council.
‪EddyZacianLand‬
‪@eddyzacianland.bsky.social‬
· 14d
Just had a Green Party supporter tell me to fuck off when I asked them about whether there's a fake isalmophobia crisis targeting Reform UK after they said that there's fake antisemitism crisis targeting the Greens by Zionists.
‪EddyZacianLand‬
‪@eddyzacianland.bsky.social‬
· 15d
I love
@zackpolanski.bsky.social

He's doing such a great job leading
@greenparty.org.uk
!!
‪EddyZacianLand‬
‪@eddyzacianland.bsky.social‬
· 28d
I think that Labour doing well in 2017 was actually harmful for our country as it meant that May's authority was gone and that she was unable to pass her brexit deal, which landed us with Boris Johnson.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Now music cover,
with the title

'NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FORENSIC!'

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Probably the main two that would fit.

Image of the poster from the film 'Climax'

Image is viewed from above.
The word Climax is in orange on a red floor/carpet.

A girl is dancing in the middle while a dozen people lay dying/dead in various poses

Poster from the film 'Killer Klowns From Outer Space'

The head of a killer klown is in the top, over an image of a night sky.

Below are the two main characters from the film.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It's not all bad news for the Prime Minister

Dear Prime Minister

We haven't actually managed to get anywhere near as much cash as expected,
and need you to stall a bit longer as Rishi appears to have had the same plan before us.

If you could hold out by faking a war, or maybe even competence,
this should give us enough time to clean out the treasury, by February,
perhaps March.

Yours Sincerely
Alan B'Stard

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It's nice, isn't it.
The quiet.

over a fallout screenshot of a nuke going off, on a sunny bright yellow background.

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

IMAGE OF THE MOON FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA MAJORAS MASK
IT'S GLOWING RED,
WITH THE WORDS IN YELLOW ABOVE IT
"MAKE HATE EVEN MORE NORMAL"
AND BELOW "AKEHURST FOR PRIME MINISTER"
PLUS AT THE SIDE
"PROMOTED BY THE CAMPAIGN OF LIBERAL FASCISM,
MAKING RACISM FUN AGAIN"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of this please"

Image of a needle, pointing directly towards an arm

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

📉

It's nice, isn't it. The quiet.
Otto Very English, the Baron of white idiocy.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Shot?, none, eaten by a TV?, a few times at least....

Image from Nightmare on Elm St 3, Dream Warriors.
Freddy has become a TV, and lifts the character Jennifer up by his mechanical hands

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Cover of the E.T. Extra Terrestrial Atari cartridge game,
showing ET on the left and Elliot on the right

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Drawn image of Marvel's Luke Cage,
he's looking stunned and says his line "Oh Sweet Christmas"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Please, please, please, please, please, please don't go Please, please, please, please, please don't go Starmer please, don't go, whoa oh yeah, oh I want you to go, when Labour is polling below 1%

members think keir starmer shouldn't resign,
polls showing 83% scandal handled badly and 61% think he should not resign

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Me - "bad night?" Ana -

A close up of 1970's Godzilla glaring, his eyes are glowing and there is smoke rising, possibly from his nose.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Warren Oates
‪@warrenoates1.bsky.social‬

Follow

Muted by "Savilistas"
What the absolute fuck?

Zack Polanski has called on politicians to treat antisemitism with "nuance".

How about no?

Or put it another way, let's treat racism towards black people with nuance.

Let's treat mysogyny with nuance.

Let's treat homaphobia with nuance.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Syrian?, Turkish?, English?, no he was Indian!.

Mr Everything Comes From India, sitting in a chair,
from "Goodness Gracious Me"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I was trying to keep Wes Streeting out of another Pets At Home, but, umm......

Pictured, a fire in the background, fireman and a fire engine on the left, police on the right hiding Wes Streeting from view.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Interesting marketing email from Sega..... @twopointstudios.bsky.social @sega-west.bsky.social Two Point Keir Starmer, coming soon.........

It’s gone. Vanished. Whisked away under everyone’s nose.

This was meant to be a grand reveal. Dramatic. Memorable. Slightly over-budget. How are we supposed to unveil exciting news without the thing we were unveiling?

Wait, what’s this? A note on the floor…

"It wasn't me. I've been framed!".

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Image of Mr Flibble, the penguin hand puppet, from Red Dwarf,
with the words "Gloves off" below him

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

An Ork with a cybernetic eye, on one side,
with the words "WHY RED MAKES THINGS GO FASTA" on the other side

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

😵‍💫

Tracey
‪@2300.bsky.social‬
I disagree. The last thing we need right now is a change of PM, especially since the current one is getting so much right.
Too many of his predecessors have never received appropriate censure for their mistakes, which were far worse & far more in number.
Starmer doesn't have to be the fall guy.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

"a pleb swearing at an MP is now a hangable offence, yay for democracy!"

Alex Davies-Jones, the Welsh Labour MP for Pontypridd

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

That really is a weird list........

GAMERANT
The Top 10 games ever made

01 Shaq Fu
02 Hooters The Video Game
03 Fallout New Vegas
04 E.T The Video Game
05 Superman 64
06 Resident Evil 6
07 Angry Birds
08 Postal 3
09 Rise of the Robots
10 Aliens Colonial Marines

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Image of the cover of Judge Anderson Psi-Division, Shamballa. by Alan Grant and Arthur Ranson.

Judge Anderson is clutching at her head, the text beneath says

"Yes, these days."

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Image of Judge Death looking shocked, somehow, saying "When did this come in"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Image of Walter The Robot, waving to Judge Dredd during a firefight where a tank appears to be exploding,
his speech bubble says "Judge Dwedd!, these days, if you say you awe English"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Thin-skinned, or what.

Will Jennings📉🗳️
‪@drjennings.bsky.social‬

Follow

Muted by "War Shaggers"
This sort of facile populism is really damaging to trust in politics. Most British MPs are highly attuned to the cost of living crisis and challenges faced by their constituents.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Image on a black background that says

"REM"

"Man Sauce On The Moon"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Writing virulently transphobic blogs and giggling about casual antisemitism = cool. Liking a post = vile behaviour. #BeKind in a nutshell

Question for Zack Polanski. Do you think that it is acceptable to be liking defamatory posts calling the PM a pedophile apologist? I'm quite sure that if any other political leader liked posts of that nature about you, you'd be the first to say it is vile behaviour.

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

No kings except King Dong

Image of King Kong's silhouette with the sun behind him,
the image has been altered to show what appears to be a third leg, between the left and right ones.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Image of the impossible maze, from the end of Labyrinth,
with staircases in impossible positions, akin to the work of Escher

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

"Basically, yeah, we use the Holly Hop Drive to jump from one end of the Hormuz Straight to the other, easy peasy"

Dave Lister (Craig Charles) from Red Dwarf, holding a red box,
with Holly Hop Drive on it.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Let's play a game Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote Which picture are you submitting?

A tiny black and white cat, appears from between the curtains,
preparing to enact vengeance on those who created the loud, small human.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Be careful what you wish for..........

"Can we have this Keir Starmer every week please?
12:16 PM · Mar 11, 2026"

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

This one?

The Queen, who called Tommy Robinson a cunt, when asked about him.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen? Am I wrong?

Chrome poster from the film Aliens Vs Predator.
Top left an Alien is looking down, lustfully and drooling at the Predator, who is looking forward.

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Oh I see we've given up on the Babbening, and are heading straight into the Stella Artois timeline.

Honestly, Stella Creasy for PM, even if it is just to annoy Zack Polanski.

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Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Image of the head and neck of John Cena, surrounded by 3 potentially naked women, from the series 'peacemaker'

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Alienating your own cultists, an absolute masterstroke.

Keir Starmer. What are you playing at? You were doing so well.

'Now That's What I call Forensic!'

Image from the 'Now that what I call music' series.

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I saw this, so you all have to.............

I don't want to be dragged into a war with Iran, but why shouldn't Keir Starmer ensure our military is safe from danger, by sending defensive resources?

Hanukkah-Matata @fasterfizzier.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Image of the red terror, a multi-limbed, red, death machine of a tyranid.

Text says "Tyranids lore, The Red Terror!"