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HamberderHalper

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Why hasn’t anyone done it yet? Someone should do it.

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MM (Again) @mmwritesmore.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I somehow got on the “Don’t vote because Dems have never done anything for anyone” algorithm and I want off. That’s just too much stupid for anyone to have to read.
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𝔻𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕒 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕖 @alcibiades1234.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
By skipping the election, you improve the mathematical odds for the worst person to win the election. This is immoral because it harms millions of people. It’s essentially in the category of preventable damage.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yoshi must take the biggest dumps
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
He also a pedophile.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Shoot first.
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suzy43.bsky.social @suzy43.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.
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Craig Presser @joeschmo999.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/madd...
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Gabe Burgess @gabeburgess.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What amazes me how much the far left bends over backwards to bash Kamala Harris and the Democrats but not a peep about their poster child Tulsi Gabbard, how's that working out for them.
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Just Jack @jackhealy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Statement from she who should have been our President.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Me: The Pitt starts on Thursday. She: 9PM? Me: The Pitt starts on Friday.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/01/2026
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Some good news for your feed
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
“No new wars” lol gullible
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gaylemearley @gmearley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
For pete sake, stop blaming any elected Democrats for what is happening. They do not have control. The country did not give them the control. Blame the 77 million Americans who votes for this.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Right now the entire world is discussing kidnapping presidents etc. Needle, meet haystack.
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Me: Knock Knock Trump: Who's there? Me: Epstein Trump: Epstein who? That's it. That's the joke.
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I hope everyone that didn’t vote for Kamala sends their best tees and pees to Caracas tonight. At least they didn’t vote for a president who would bomb innocent people!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm going to come out and say it: I don't think Kamala Harris would have done this.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A dictator just launched an illegal war without Congress — that’s what he is if we don’t impeach & remove him from office This is a dark day in American history
Trump exits after speaking at the United Nations General Assembly at U.N. headquarters in New York
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Caffeine 🇺🇦 @caffeineninja.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#trump is bombing Venezuela because because the Epstein files are a political crisis for Republicans.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Jack Smith is an American hero.
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Democracy Matters! @democracymatters.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
DONALD TRUMP IS A CUNT. HERE’S TO A BETTER 2026!
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
There’s no excuse to own a Tesla.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
How Mamdani overcame fearmongering like “all the white millionaires will leave the city” and “you’ll be able to afford food” we’ll never know.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Pick up some potatoes. Now you can juggle.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I wonder if Batman likes going to the movies.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m so fucking excited about this one @scottlistfield.bsky.social
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Free headstone idea for Christmas: Failed Balancing Act
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thoughtbot @thoughtbot.com · 12/12/2025
Tips from an AI skeptic for working with a team which uses AI a lot.
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How to review AI generated PRs
Tips from an AI skeptic for working with a team which uses AI a lot.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I don’t know who’s having this but I’m not
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Why’d they call it Vue.js and not OverReact.js
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hard to believe no one has done it yet.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I heard Keanu Reeves said he’ll pay all the tariffs
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I hope it’s true and I hope it was fucking painful and shitful.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
If you’ve seen Shrek you can do a flawless Scottish accent.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hey what’s up guys, I’m new to this gym. You can call me Jackasaurus Flex.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I can’t wait until someone finally does it.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is best move by the Catholic Church since 1184 when Pope Lucius III banned the Waldensians
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Turns out my superpower is sticky lungers.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I called it first
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Alien in a blue suit with a US flag lapel pin and a red tie with a black bar over its mouth labeled “DO NOT BELIEVE”.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m running for Pope
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I would cosplay as Dr. Manhattan but there isn’t enough blue paint for my massive hog.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I can’t wait until someone finally does it.
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Couchfucker Visits Greenland, Surprised No One Will Let Him Sleep On Their Couch
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This chapstick is on its last lips
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It was the best of rhymes, it was the worst of rhymes
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The Fart of the Dump
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