Reposted by HamberderHalperMM (Again) @mmwritesmore.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I somehow got on the “Don’t vote because Dems have never done anything for anyone” algorithm and I want off. That’s just too much stupid for anyone to have to read. 4375343650
Reposted by HamberderHalper𝔻𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕒 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕖 @alcibiades1234.bsky.social · 17/02/2026By skipping the election, you improve the mathematical odds for the worst person to win the election. This is immoral because it harms millions of people. It’s essentially in the category of preventable damage. 1151
Reposted by HamberderHalpersuzy43.bsky.social @suzy43.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration. 27230
Reposted by HamberderHalperCraig Presser @joeschmo999.bsky.social · 09/01/2026bsky.app/profile/madd... 101
Reposted by HamberderHalperGabe Burgess @gabeburgess.bsky.social · 09/01/2026What amazes me how much the far left bends over backwards to bash Kamala Harris and the Democrats but not a peep about their poster child Tulsi Gabbard, how's that working out for them. 167616
Reposted by HamberderHalperJust Jack @jackhealy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Statement from she who should have been our President. 549152624430
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Me: The Pitt starts on Thursday. She: 9PM? Me: The Pitt starts on Friday. 000
Reposted by HamberderHalpergaylemearley @gmearley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026For pete sake, stop blaming any elected Democrats for what is happening. They do not have control. The country did not give them the control. Blame the 77 million Americans who votes for this. 119801171
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Right now the entire world is discussing kidnapping presidents etc. Needle, meet haystack. 000
Reposted by HamberderHalperⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Me: Knock Knock Trump: Who's there? Me: Epstein Trump: Epstein who? That's it. That's the joke. 0347
Reposted by HamberderHalperJARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I hope everyone that didn’t vote for Kamala sends their best tees and pees to Caracas tonight. At least they didn’t vote for a president who would bomb innocent people! 39017
Reposted by HamberderHalperRuth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I'm going to come out and say it: I don't think Kamala Harris would have done this. 1022374343
Reposted by HamberderHalperSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026A dictator just launched an illegal war without Congress — that’s what he is if we don’t impeach & remove him from office This is a dark day in American history 25952961314
Reposted by HamberderHalperCaffeine 🇺🇦 @caffeineninja.bsky.social · 03/01/2026#trump is bombing Venezuela because because the Epstein files are a political crisis for Republicans. 1215241
Reposted by HamberderHalperDemocracy Matters! @democracymatters.bsky.social · 01/01/2026DONALD TRUMP IS A CUNT. HERE’S TO A BETTER 2026! 651268140
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/01/2026How Mamdani overcame fearmongering like “all the white millionaires will leave the city” and “you’ll be able to afford food” we’ll never know. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Pick up some potatoes. Now you can juggle. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I wonder if Batman likes going to the movies. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I’m so fucking excited about this one @scottlistfield.bsky.social 110
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Free headstone idea for Christmas: Failed Balancing Act 000
Reposted by HamberderHalperthoughtbot @thoughtbot.com · 12/12/2025Tips from an AI skeptic for working with a team which uses AI a lot.thoughtbot.comHow to review AI generated PRsTips from an AI skeptic for working with a team which uses AI a lot. 021
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I don’t know who’s having this but I’m not 010
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Why’d they call it Vue.js and not OverReact.js 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Hard to believe no one has done it yet. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I heard Keanu Reeves said he’ll pay all the tariffs 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I hope it’s true and I hope it was fucking painful and shitful. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 01/06/2025If you’ve seen Shrek you can do a flawless Scottish accent. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Hey what’s up guys, I’m new to this gym. You can call me Jackasaurus Flex. 000
Reposted by HamberderHalperHamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I can’t wait until someone finally does it. 011
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 09/05/2025This is best move by the Catholic Church since 1184 when Pope Lucius III banned the Waldensians 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Turns out my superpower is sticky lungers. 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I would cosplay as Dr. Manhattan but there isn’t enough blue paint for my massive hog. 010
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I can’t wait until someone finally does it. 011
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Couchfucker Visits Greenland, Surprised No One Will Let Him Sleep On Their Couch 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It was the best of rhymes, it was the worst of rhymes 000
HamberderHalper @fartfartingfarted.bsky.social · 24/03/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . 010