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@farris.bsky.social
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Former JCPenny model (1985-86). San Luis Obispo, CA

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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 2h
Expanding on this by getting into movies now. This is my mid-midlife crisis.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 15h
Can't believe this is how you finally dox yourself.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know this isn’t an original thought, but the top end of GBBS has totally vanished. Have all the best bakers finally been on the show?
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
on duty
A hummingbird standing on a branch. It’s a silhouette against the gray sky.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My crop didn’t take on that artsy photo so we’re going to do a take 2. Thanks.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@chriswade.bsky.social perfect attack attack drop in the chapo episode. Thank you.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What CAN’T this guy do??
California ballot with candidate Joshua Groban.
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james rushton ✌️ @jamesrushton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No! No!
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting absolutely wrecked off the Covid vaccine and watching Punch-Drunk Love.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and then what happened. two years later. thanks a lot santana.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 02/10/2026
gavin newsom you will never be president because your vibes are “stinky”
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I cannot wait to free myself from the prison that is this stupid show.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty good!
A piece of leftover plum crumb cake.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cross was fine. I just dove in, unfortunately but maybe I’ll get a shot of the leftovers.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baked a plum crumble. If the cross is good later, you’ll hear about it.
Freshly baked plum crumble cooling on a rack.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guilty!!
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So much of what I look for in music has evolved over the years but Damien Jurado will forever be my first true love.
youtu.be
Damien Jurado - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An absolute legend.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come on out to San Luis Obispo where we'll also empty your wallet at the local Chevron!
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I take it back. The schools have too much money. We need to claw some of it back.
An electronic baby that cries and needs fed and whatever else that my kid has to tend to for a grade.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As soon as I put the mat down, she’s there to do some serious chewing. What a nut.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The yoga enjoyer is in her favorite pose.
Babs the corgi on the end of my yoga mat holding her chew stick and gazing at it intently.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay
Information from an email: Palm Theatre - San Luis Obispo Film Center. "You can see Everything" order confirmation. To: Dave Farris.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think if you dissolve the entity, it stops all of the inevitable lawsuits that are going to be annoying from here until forever by teams who missed out or whatever.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We pulled up the European Robin on the iPad just to pass it around and marvel at how cute it was. I didn’t know birds were so different over there!
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chili. Next question.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Subscription Price Increase Day to all who celebrate!
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fine. I did it myself.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who wants to go to the dentist for me tomorrow?
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the guy at trivia hadn’t told me he also moved out here from Cincinnati, I’d have known when I told him I quit drinking and don’t eat meat and he called me gay. Home 🥰🥰
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was the band Tears for Fears being serious?
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna have to be a bubble pipe but I’m in.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Decided last night that, once my kid graduates high school, I’m going to become an independent film guy. Do we still wear berets in that role or no?
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a hell of a dinner and now you have to hear about it.
Brussels sprouts on whipped goat cheese with marinated olives and sourdough in the background.Vegetable paella covered with fresh veggies like peas, eggplant, squash, and tomatoes. Strawberry tres leches in a glass jar topped with whipped cream.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry the DST switch on is on WHAT date this year??
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Up the Villa.”
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well it looks good on you bb
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s impossible to beat the cardigan. Easily my favorite way to look like I should be taken more seriously.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s so crazy to me that I see some of the most conservative towns back home in Ohio putting bags over their cameras and here in SLO county? They just keep rolling out more of them.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you manage to successfully Ice someone during a job interview, they not only have to drink the Smirnoff Ice, they also must hire you on the spot. Been true since 2010.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is soooooo funny that The Athletic paywalled that article on the Manchester City verdict.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being TOO handsome.
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Vanarama National League North beckons
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The show for grandpas and their nearly middle-aged daughters to attend 💕 together 💕.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ah this is incredible news!
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pinkerton is 30? No thank you, time!
music.apple.com
The Good Life by Weezer on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 4:16
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dog has been sick and I've basically been sinking all of my emotional and mental energy into that which means I've got a total block for writing trivia questions this week but I just had a category breakthrough and we're going to chalk that up as a win.
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dæv @farris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey at least that provides some kind of utility!
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