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Greg Fantomas F

@fantomascinema.bsky.social
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Film historian, movie writer (various, including TCM, MSN Movies, Cinema Retro, Bulwark), director and actor (Sustained Reaction, Cetilusine), and host of YouTube Channel Unexplained Cinema Presents. www.youtube.com/@UnexplainedCinemaP…

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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have no desire to see every movie that comes out like I did when I was in my teens and twenties. I watch a select few new movies and still spend most of my time seeing movies from before 1960 that I haven't seen yet even though I have seen thousands before 1960. I'd rather catch up on those.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Almost all modern pop is so slick and over-produced that it feels inert, my ears automatically reject it. None of it sounds like musicians playing instruments in a room, it all sounds like something plastic extruded from a computer, which it is
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I quit doing stuff like watching movies that I know are terrible because I only have so many years left above ground and why should I waste that any of that precious time watching THE ROOM
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are many demonstrations on YT and TT of people feeding in famous literary works of the 20th century that come back with ratings of possibly or in part AI. The detection is shit because AI is based on what humans have written so it will detect what it learned on and classify it as AI.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hardest possible pass in human history.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remembering the time the late great Poppy got a peanut can stuck on her head and looked like one of the knights from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The sweet and dearly departed cat, Poppy, with an empty peanut canister stuck on her head.The sweet and dearly departed cat, Poppy, with an empty peanut canister stuck on her head.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Had a staring contest with a buck today. I won.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I find the whole "Wow, Trump's approval numbers have fallen to 33%" infuriating and depressing. There are 238 million voting age Americans. 33% translates to 78 million people still approve of him. In any rational reasonable society, the number should be closer to 40 or 50 people, total.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Please enjoy Buddy's impersonation of the Tasmanian Devil.
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Its cool that we're ostensibly more connected than ever before and yet All mail is junk All email is spam All phone calls are scams All text messages are superpacs All social media is bots
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
still can't get over how everyone in public office just decided that letting spammers make all cellphones unusable is just how life has to be
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate scrolling through YouTube to see old out of print movies and instead of a screenshot or lobby card for the thumbnail it is an AI slop Frankenstein monster where everyone looks like a perfume ad model but it's black and white and they're all wearing fedoras.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Please enjoy Buddy's impersonation of the Tasmanian Devil.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Think I'm going to start updating my YouTube channel again. Got depressed when the algorithm changed so drastically away from long-form to shorts and my views dropped from 14k to 35k per video to a few hundred to maybe 5k. And then I stopped posting regularly and my subscribers stalled out at 30k.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We have a new baby, named Buddy. We lost lovely Middy in 2021, our beloved Sonny in 2024, and our sweet little Poppy just three weeks ago. Now we have Buddy, another stray we took in (all of cats have found us as strays).
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Since I didn't want to pay for AI to make my inspirational picture of myself with a giant cat, I did it myself. Guys, I feel my creative rut lifting.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wow, I think making a picture of myself with a giant animal will finally pull me out of my rut and get the creative juices flowing again. Thank you AI!!!
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This seat is $800 more than the steerage class I sat in. $800 for more leg room. And they sell! Every one was taken.
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sonnybunch.bsky.social @sonnybunch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
GREG THAT WAS THE JOKE! That’s why I very specifically said Welles and 1950s!
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just a quick note to @sonnybunch.bsky.social who said that the casting of Helen of Troy would not have been a black woman in, say, the 1950s by someone like Orson Welles. In 1950, in his Paris theatrical production of FAUST, Welles cast Eartha Kitt as Helen of Troy.
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sonnybunch.bsky.social @sonnybunch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I could do a thousand videos and podcasts on chuds being sad about THE ODYSSEY and never get tired of them. I will do a thousand such podcasts. The gods said it can’t be done. But I know better. Better even than the gods.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
July 16 and the local grocery store already has up the Halloween candy. That's really cutting it close, I would've gone with May 16, myself.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Portrait of a cat at rest
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Don't ever ask me why I'll never eat a pie with my love It's understood Cause eating pies by my love Never Taste too Gooooooooddd Whoa wa wo wo
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This game is unsettling
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hi guys. It's time for my bi-monthly check in. Um... Hi.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I gave up writing essays because the TCM stuff has been reduced to newsletter posts and other offers are access media crap for little money. I'd take an offer from the Times but I don't use AI or steal so I guess I won't wait by the phone.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This short passage from Night Flight perfectly describes how I feel each morning when I wake up.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My favorite section on the TCM category of HBOMax is the "Just Added, Leaving Soon" section. You've got to be quick to see the movies in this section.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This had me curious since there is not a single unreleased album only song by the Beatles that has been forgotten, much less a number one hit, and sure enough, these are five classics that the writer desperately wants to convince himself are forgotten. They are not.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I knew this post of mine would get little love because, Christ have mercy, do people love to believe that the country is ready to stand up together, that even maga folks are coming around. Jfc. These Trump voters think he's great and they always will. You cannot sway them.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I don't believe for a second we are roaring. Trump's approval is 39%. People love to exclaim how low that is but of registered voters, that's 67 million people. That's practically everyone who voted for him still supporting him. I'm 10 years into hearing how Trump is finally done and I'm exhausted.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I watched Boogie Nights again last week for the first time in years and despite how good to great everyone is in it, there's an argument to be made that Alfred Molina gives the greatest performance out of everyone.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I watched The Outer Limits episode The Forms of Things Unknown yesterday (dp Conrad Hall) and it was, without question, one of the best lit and photographed episodes of a television show I have ever seen. Screenshots cannot do justice to how expertly Hall works the camera.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Making drinks at home, I always remark how I get buzzed so much faster now as I age. When I don't get equally buzzed at a bar, I assume the drinks are watered down. Then, last week, we're at the airport and I get four mini bottles and down 'em. Nothing. I'm just mixing really strong drinks at home.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The downfall began when Ross McElwee and Michael Moore decided they were more interesting than anything they were "documenting." CGI sequences and drone shots put the final nail in the coffin. Les Blank and the Maysles/Maysles/Zwerin triumvirate remain my favorites. Barbara Kopple another great.
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
In 2026, every single time some asshole tries to tell you you have to accept a self-evidently false assertion as something you're required to debate, reply "fuck you." And block them.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Spokeswoman: "Unlike other wafers, Satellite Wafers are filled with ass!"
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Mediocre throwaway jokes now get entire articles. Present day entertainment writing depresses me in a way that makes me feel utterly broken as a human being.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
She did not reference the Bible, she wrote a two page fundamentalist diatribe. Read it yourself, it's online. It's frighteningly extremist. This is a person who forcefully resists independent thought. Honestly mystified she is at any university outside of an extremist Christian college.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Watching IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE for the millionth time and goddammit, and I mean this in all sincerity, Jimmy Stewart and Lionel Barrymore give two of the greatest performances in cinematic history. Especially Stewart. Truly extraordinary command of his character. A brilliant performance.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Hollowed halls." Editors don't exist anymore.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Once Blondie and Dagwood go public domain on January 1st, I am tearing that shit up! Updated rom-coms, a Kill Bill send up with Blondie as the Bride and Dagwood as Bill, a whole series of YouTube shorts on sandwiches with me as Dagwood, and a daily comic strip where Dagwood is a stuffed tiger.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I just think it's cool that Emily Blunt does the weather in an evening gown.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I always mix up Cleo Abrams with Julie Nolke. Either I see Abrams and ask, why is Nolke doing a science video, or I see Nolke and think, oh, Abrams does comedy now. I usually figure it out after a minute or so. Usually.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Haha! The director, Jeffrey Goodman, was a regular commenter at my blog which is why the writer showed up. Jeff told him he'd sent me a screener and there'd be a post up with discussion. Then Bill barged in unannounced. Haha.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I have always enjoyed how Tippi Hedron, outraged, sends an entire shipload of birds to Rod Taylor. Hijinks ensue.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
To be clear, as has been pointed out by, at this point, countless outlets, AI is currently a revolving payment scheme from data center to ai company to data center to ai company, etc. They have done almost nothing to show actual practical value. Time has selected con men and grifters. That's all.
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Greg Fantomas F @fantomascinema.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Somehow worse than Hitler. #Time #SlopOfTheYear
Cover of Time Magazine branding AI creators the persons of the year
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