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Mike Barton

@fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I went to George Mason my freshman year, and this shit was required reading in my Econ 101 class. Later found out that the GMU econ department is funded by the Koch brothers lmfao
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hearing Parquet Courts on a Starbucks commercial is so odd
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a Virginia Tech fan, it’s kinda more fun to be Wronged than it is to win. This is ideal
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*coach yoast voice* who do they think they are the Toronto Argonauts
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ATTA BOY HARPER
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AUSTIN RILEY I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have tried and failed to go through the process to get ADHD meds no fewer than four times over the last several years, which feels like enough proof in and of itself
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is some top-tier digital marketing from @homefield.bsky.social, 90 seconds after the UK game went final
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clemson vs UNC is pure, unadulterated slop. Game of the year
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m gonna make LeBron prove that he can drive to the bucket on me
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve heard people get booed before but this might be the longest uninterrupted booing I have ever heard
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/08/2026
2026 CFB names thread:
PRAYER
YOUNG-BLACKGOAT
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wonder why they didn’t. Only way to find out is by listening to phantomisland.show where @rodger.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social discuss this very topic! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
phantomisland.show
Phantom Island
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Vaxxed?
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Creative director feedback: too many cuts, too hectic
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social there’s a bomb in my car pit
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HA-SEONG KIM!
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These drop in 60 seconds
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
USC players crawling out of the tunnel before getting beat 52-6
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A shot of scattered debris on the field at a UT football game. A bottle of French’s mustard is in the foreground
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Two ACC legends
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Microsoft Zune
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is this a PCA skeet? I couldn’t believe the disconnect between the caption and the clip (forget who posted it). But he was very obviously joking
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Working on a take that listening to podcasts or audiobooks on a speed other than 1.0x is a gateway drug to liking AI summaries
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck you Uncle David
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Granted, that’s somewhere in the neighborhood of like $100 but still…
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would pay 5% of my annual income to never have to see an AI commercial again
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/07/2026
If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
Reacher Season 1 Poster. "Did I leave them in the bedroom?"Reacher Season 2, "No, I checked the bedroom. Did I leave them in the bathroom?"Reacher Season 3. "No, I checked the bathroom. Hey, have you seen my keys?"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just a quick reminder that this is Phil Mickelson's *official* LIV tour photo
Phil Mickelson, eyes wide open in terror like he knows you just read one of the many gross stories about him
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(1 mo)
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I had The Parasite in 2019. Brother, there won’t be any wondering if you’ve got it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ESP 0   ARG 0
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck both of these teams. The 2026 World Cup belongs to Cabo Verde
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The third place game should be sponsored like a bowl game. The Bad Boy Mowers Third Place Game
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PGA Tour Tracker @pgatourupdates.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oddly youthful legs
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi is 39, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You were right. It might be
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Argentina circling the stadium like Clemson
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
These guys are out here doing chants to the George Lopez theme song
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Love when they have one guy hit the Costanza behind the wall
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Love this commitment
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
PepEEEEuuuhhhEEEEEuhhhhEEEEeeeuuuhhh
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Slide Away would be biblical
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can you draw a charge in soccer
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Audioslave still rips
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thank you, sir
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What a fucking game. Cape Verde forever
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDEEEEEEEEE
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