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Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes this miniature grandfather clock.

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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 5h
You can sign in, and you can log in. You can sign up, but you can't log up.
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dr. voltage @voltage.neocities.org · 10h
top 10 TAS clips of all time
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 7h
You will 1000% get way too into it. It'll be Terraria in the summer of 2014 all over again. (You should totally go for it)
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17h
I gotta get on that game, it sounds so cool
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17h
I will start a factorio server right now. Do not test me.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 18h
static.klipy.com
Agony
ALT: Agony
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 18h
Let's delegate the role of the one person in the group who needs to remember everything that happened last time to the machine that can't remember five minutes ago when you told it to not shit its pants
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 19h
This is exactly it! LLMs are even a really cool technology; I want to see them used for something actually useful instead of pretending they're The New Paradigm Of Computing
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 01/10/2026
Ways my two year old responds to "I love you": - "I love me too." - "Yeah, you do." - [mouth full of raisins] "I love... mmmm, raisins."
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 27/09/2026
La creatura
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026
Based on this post, on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to recommend this bluesky user to a friend?
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026
What are we doing here
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026
I look away for five minutes and suddenly my phone's software updates are called "drops"
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026
Holy unsourced claim, Batman! There's a million reasons to hate Facebook but this ain't one of them. No evidence whatsoever that this is actually happening. Keep your outrage legitimate, folks.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 25/09/2026
The unreadable, greetable egg
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 23/09/2026
it's when a really big robot brings you delicious hot food
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 23/09/2026
Mobile Soup Gundam
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 19/09/2026
Wait, this gif was Peggle the whole time? I legitimately had no idea
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 18/09/2026
He's dead, Jim
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal...
en.wikipedia.org
Marshall McLuhan - Wikipedia
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026
No!!!!!!!
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026
No!
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026
Hey @yahoo.com I just figured I oughta let you know I'm not logging in to do my dailies, I'm logging in to check my fucking email
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026
Yahoo Mail just hit me with a UI Update and it's trying to get me hooked??? on checking my email??????
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Thonk Thinking Sun Meme
ALT: Thonk Thinking Sun Meme
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 16/09/2026
Ms Rachel is outsider art
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 15/09/2026
Ugh. 10th grade World Literature. The class that convinced me that sometimes the curtains are just blue.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 15/09/2026
Making my tinnitus worse
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally, a game for centrists
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026
They're overcorrecting from Dehydrated Ganondorf a few years ago. Give it time, they'll settle on an appropriate amount of moisture.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026
This is the first time I've been very Online for Zelda Art Style Discourse (I was too young for it when Wind Waker and Twilight Princess came out) and I gotta say this is an invigorating experience. I thought only Fire Emblem fans could hate their favorite games this much.
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BlueSR @bluesr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hollow Knight: Silksong (2025)
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 04/09/2026
Which mods?
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 01/09/2026
I want something that tastes as good as mall pretzels smell
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Pepperpwni @pepperpwni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait, ignorance is bliss? Dang. I was a lot happier before knowing that.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 31/08/2026
When the moore is dinty
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 30/08/2026
I cry for the kids in the back seat on the way home from the mall. They excitedly open the game case to find... nothing.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 30/08/2026
If you really love me you'll buy me a 2004 Honda Civic 2-door coupe in blue with manual transmission for my birthday
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Matte @mattelindsay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think they should put a mandatory Mahjong segment in GTA6. The kind of posts we'd see from The Median Gamer would fuel this website for years.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 29/08/2026
catch me posted up at Charles/MGH watching the carnage
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eric numberknower @numberknower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TRAVELHACK IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE IN BOSTON take your big ass uhaul on storrow drive! It's actually a ✨shortcut✨ that no one wants you to know about 🫣👿 don't be stuck in traffic because you didn't take the shortcut! and make sure to turn off your AC, you won't need it with all the extra airflow 🥰
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Bucket Mouse @mousebitelabs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck you RFK you made Trix look like it's not actually for kids
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 23/08/2026
It's too late. You're already 85 years old.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Pepsimist: the cup is totally full of ice-cold, delicious Pepsi
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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A news article shows headline "T Rex may have been smarter than you think" with writer's name circled, "Dino Grandoni"
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