Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 5hYou can sign in, and you can log in. You can sign up, but you can't log up. 010
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 7hYou will 1000% get way too into it. It'll be Terraria in the summer of 2014 all over again. (You should totally go for it) 010
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17hI will start a factorio server right now. Do not test me. 220
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 18hLet's delegate the role of the one person in the group who needs to remember everything that happened last time to the machine that can't remember five minutes ago when you told it to not shit its pants 110
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 19hThis is exactly it! LLMs are even a really cool technology; I want to see them used for something actually useful instead of pretending they're The New Paradigm Of Computing 001
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 141657518
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 01/10/2026Ways my two year old responds to "I love you": - "I love me too." - "Yeah, you do." - [mouth full of raisins] "I love... mmmm, raisins." 160
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026Based on this post, on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to recommend this bluesky user to a friend? 021
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026I look away for five minutes and suddenly my phone's software updates are called "drops" 130
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026Holy unsourced claim, Batman! There's a million reasons to hate Facebook but this ain't one of them. No evidence whatsoever that this is actually happening. Keep your outrage legitimate, folks. 200
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 23/09/2026it's when a really big robot brings you delicious hot food 020
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 19/09/2026Wait, this gif was Peggle the whole time? I legitimately had no idea 030
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal...en.wikipedia.orgMarshall McLuhan - Wikipedia 010
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026Hey @yahoo.com I just figured I oughta let you know I'm not logging in to do my dailies, I'm logging in to check my fucking email 110
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026Yahoo Mail just hit me with a UI Update and it's trying to get me hooked??? on checking my email?????? 120
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comThonk Thinking Sun MemeALT: Thonk Thinking Sun Meme 010
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 15/09/2026Ugh. 10th grade World Literature. The class that convinced me that sometimes the curtains are just blue. 030
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Finally, a game for centrists 41383416
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026They're overcorrecting from Dehydrated Ganondorf a few years ago. Give it time, they'll settle on an appropriate amount of moisture. 010
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026This is the first time I've been very Online for Zelda Art Style Discourse (I was too young for it when Wind Waker and Twilight Princess came out) and I gotta say this is an invigorating experience. I thought only Fire Emblem fans could hate their favorite games this much. 130
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)BlueSR @bluesr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hollow Knight: Silksong (2025) 024356
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 01/09/2026I want something that tastes as good as mall pretzels smell 010
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)Pepperpwni @pepperpwni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wait, ignorance is bliss? Dang. I was a lot happier before knowing that. 042
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 30/08/2026I cry for the kids in the back seat on the way home from the mall. They excitedly open the game case to find... nothing. 010
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 30/08/2026If you really love me you'll buy me a 2004 Honda Civic 2-door coupe in blue with manual transmission for my birthday 100
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)Matte @mattelindsay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think they should put a mandatory Mahjong segment in GTA6. The kind of posts we'd see from The Median Gamer would fuel this website for years. 042
Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 29/08/2026catch me posted up at Charles/MGH watching the carnage 010
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)eric numberknower @numberknower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026TRAVELHACK IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE IN BOSTON take your big ass uhaul on storrow drive! It's actually a ✨shortcut✨ that no one wants you to know about 🫣👿 don't be stuck in traffic because you didn't take the shortcut! and make sure to turn off your AC, you won't need it with all the extra airflow 🥰 2101
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)Bucket Mouse @mousebitelabs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Fuck you RFK you made Trix look like it's not actually for kids 1121
Reposted by Brian (OST ver.)michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Pepsimist: the cup is totally full of ice-cold, delicious Pepsi 8579117