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Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes this miniature grandfather clock.

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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 13h
Ways my two year old responds to "I love you": - "I love me too." - "Yeah, you do." - [mouth full of raisins] "I love... mmmm, raisins."
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026
I look away for five minutes and suddenly my phone's software updates are called "drops"
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/09/2026
Holy unsourced claim, Batman! There's a million reasons to hate Facebook but this ain't one of them. No evidence whatsoever that this is actually happening. Keep your outrage legitimate, folks.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 25/09/2026
The unreadable, greetable egg
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 23/09/2026
Mobile Soup Gundam
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/09/2026
Yahoo Mail just hit me with a UI Update and it's trying to get me hooked??? on checking my email??????
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 16/09/2026
Ms Rachel is outsider art
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 15/09/2026
Making my tinnitus worse
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally, a game for centrists
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026
This is the first time I've been very Online for Zelda Art Style Discourse (I was too young for it when Wind Waker and Twilight Princess came out) and I gotta say this is an invigorating experience. I thought only Fire Emblem fans could hate their favorite games this much.
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BlueSR @bluesr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hollow Knight: Silksong (2025)
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 01/09/2026
I want something that tastes as good as mall pretzels smell
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Pepperpwni @pepperpwni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait, ignorance is bliss? Dang. I was a lot happier before knowing that.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 31/08/2026
When the moore is dinty
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 30/08/2026
If you really love me you'll buy me a 2004 Honda Civic 2-door coupe in blue with manual transmission for my birthday
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Matte @mattelindsay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think they should put a mandatory Mahjong segment in GTA6. The kind of posts we'd see from The Median Gamer would fuel this website for years.
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eric numberknower @numberknower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TRAVELHACK IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE IN BOSTON take your big ass uhaul on storrow drive! It's actually a ✨shortcut✨ that no one wants you to know about 🫣👿 don't be stuck in traffic because you didn't take the shortcut! and make sure to turn off your AC, you won't need it with all the extra airflow 🥰
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Bucket Mouse @mousebitelabs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck you RFK you made Trix look like it's not actually for kids
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Pepsimist: the cup is totally full of ice-cold, delicious Pepsi
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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A news article shows headline "T Rex may have been smarter than you think" with writer's name circled, "Dino Grandoni"
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 20/08/2026
tfw the migraine medicine finally kicks in
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 17/08/2026
Crazy how people went "I bet that tree has really good juice in it" and that's how we got both maple syrup and whiskey
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 15/08/2026
I need to teach my toddler what good TV is. I can't take another minute of this awful Thomas The Tank Engine cartoon. I don't care if they're doing a Rashomon episode.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 14/08/2026
I have to lock in. I have to stop thinking about doing things and just do them. I got things I gotta do.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 13/08/2026
Wow! I can't wait to listen to the Delfino Plaza song from the Super Mario Sunshine™ game for the Nintendo GameCube™ system using the Nintendo Music™ app! Thanks, Nintendo™!
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shy🎀 @shy.center · 11/08/2026
they should make a version of the steam deck that's not dead every time you want to play it
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 10/08/2026
Saw a Flock camera today with its solar panel smashed and the cable cut. Nature is healing.
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𒀭Charlotte✦ @dollblood.garden · 04/08/2026
I don't really like that your theme has part of mine in it as a leitmotif, I think it's strangely violating why is it doing that
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/08/2026
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 29/07/2026
Shonen Gump
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 26/07/2026
After spending a bunch more time with Rhythm Heaven Groove, Fever is the best game in the series by a mile lol it's not even close
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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 24/07/2026
A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 25/07/2026
Stranger Things season 1 is like "what if Stand By Me had an extradimensional horror that abducted children?" Stranger Things season 5 is like "what if The Breakfast Club was... bad"
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 24/07/2026
Motion smoothing enabled on the TV in the doctor's office waiting room
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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh god oh fuck
A bluesky notification reading “Tonberry followed you”, from three minutes prior.  Their icon is a picture of a Tonberry from final fantasy, a weird little green dude in a brown robe with a featureless face consisting of only two yellow dot eyes.  It’s holding a lantern, for being spooky, and a knife (for ending your life). It offers me the option to follow the tonberry back, which is generally not how this works, but can be useful in getting through the ARR bonus dungeon Wanderer’s Palace (Hard).
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You can always separate the real ones from the counterfeits by queuing Haruomi Hosno's Sports Men on the aux
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 21/07/2026
"permanent daylight saving time" this, "extra hour of sunlight" that; the whole system sucks and we should just go back to "Noon is whenever the sun is directly over your head". Let cities fight about who's got the better clocks.
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Matte @mattelindsay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's crazy that Final Fantasy has two all timer Evil Armor Designs. Most franchises never even get one, and look at these guys! Exdeath looks like an evil faberge egg!
Garland from Final Fantasy 1Exdeath from Final Fantasy 5, looking like an evil and pointy set of fine china
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 15/07/2026
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 10/07/2026
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 08/07/2026
Lucky Charms: middle of the road taste, rock bottom mouthfeel. Why do I keep buying this?
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 08/07/2026
I finally beat Deltarune chapter 1
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 05/07/2025
Happy birthday America. Do better next time.
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