Reposted by Fantaloupe It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231026380
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Middlesex win. Kent promoted. Next season will be... interesting. 120
Reposted by Fantaloupe John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026🚨🚨 NEW BLOGPOST 🚨 🚨 Teaching, AI, fees... Some assorted thoughts on going back to higher education for a year. open.substack.com/pub/joxleywr...open.substack.comMusings on a MastersCollected thoughts after returning to university 3123
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's the final round of the County, and Kent are in serious danger of being promoted. Trade off one moment of joy for a whole next season of pain? Hampshire are down - next year sees SJA in Soton? Meanwhile, Somerset will do their annual re-enactment of Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football. 031
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am now very concerned that Kent may actually be promoted to Div 1 in the CC. That would be much less fun than this season has been 010
Reposted by Fantaloupe Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Approximate size (depending on how you’re viewing this) of a black hole with the same mass as the Earth. Formation mechanisms that could produce such a small black hole are purely hypothetical. 78723
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It is now looking more and more likely that Kent will be promoted to Div 1 of the Championship. The mentality has been really impressive this season, certainly compared to last. I just don't believe they currently have the skills to do much up the divisions. 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's one of those Bank Holiday Weekend mornings where, across the country, loads of County Cricket fans can be heard muttering "Well, not even <my team> can lose it from here". Except for Gloucestershire. 010
Reposted by Fantaloupe cricketerik.bsky.social @cricketerik.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I want these to drill down even more. With whom would you like to have a Boots meal deal? Which potential PM would be the best partner for cycling around Belgium? Trout fishing? Salmon? If you were opening the batting (red ball) with a party leader, which one would it be? If you were waxing your anu 111
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Has Emilio Gay done enough to win the coveted England opener title of "embattled" yet? 010
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"But data that supports a banner headline on a newspaper front page has seldom been used sensibly." wonkhe.com/wonk-corner/...wonkhe.comAre graduates facing the worst jobs market on record?There's a thing in the Telegraph again. Sorry about this. 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Very happy but a bit confused by Kent appearing to be a vaguely competent red ball cricket team. 020
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Really loved that Milnes bowling du Plooy wicket, for the stumps flying, for the celebrations, and for Milnes getting a deserved wicket. Still think Kent's position in the table massively overstates how good a team they are. 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I don't watch that much of the Hundred - it's just not my thing - but the few women's matches I've seen this year have been very disappointing. When there's been good play - and there's been much less than, eg, the T20WC had - the match has been so one sided. Close matches have been due to poor play 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I love the saying "to laugh like a drain", even though it makes no sense to me at all. Anyway, about that Bangladesh Vs Australia match... 140
Reposted by Fantaloupe David Kernohan @dkernohan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Had to be done: wonkhe.com/wonk-corner/... (with added sensible responses)wonkhe.comWhat commentators say about A levels and university every yearCall it a sneak preview of results day, but with some deeper than usual responses 132
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I had been thinking that Kapp looked like the grumpy first teamer making up the numbers in a thirds reserves warm up friendly, but didn't even then expect the farce that the end of this innings is turning into. 020
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm sure there was an article only a few hours ago about Langer wanting the job, so this has made me laugh an unreasonable amount. 100
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Another Ashes match in Southampton in 2027 - hope it's as good as the last one we saw. Slightly annoying that the Canterbury match against Bangladesh is timed so it will be impossible to get to. 100
Reposted by Fantaloupe Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026But if I did this, how would I end up finding a completely different book to the one I want and reading that instead? 813512
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The re-posting will continue until morale improves. 021
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Thinking about Knight's career, I think there's a comparison to be made to Joe Root's, in terms of both batting and captaincy. Both will be very difficult to replace. 030
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Never mind how long it took, just ask: who is better at being terrible at Test cricket, England men, or England women? 030
Reposted by Fantaloupe Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Tammy Beaumont to retire after the India test 🏏 #cricket #EnglandCricket #EnglandWomen www.ecb.co.uk/news/4532474ecb.co.ukTammy Beaumont to retire from international cricketEngland legend Tammy Beaumont bows out after 260 games. 1184
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Well, congratulations to Australia. Clearly the best team. 020
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026And she deserved that one she didn't get. Good job by Charlie Dean stopping Soph from getting hauled in on an assault charge. 030
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Ecclestone deserved that. But Mooney has been superb again. 010
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It feels that, from the toss onwards, Australia have had every piece of luck going. Strangely, this always seems to happen when one team is absolutely dominant, has the best players, plans well, plays to the plans, and is just so much better than all possible opposition. #T20WorldCup 171
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It feels that Australia have already hit more boundaries in the first 4 overs than England had in the first 12. The bowlers are having to attack so can't bowl to a tight field in the way the Australians did: it's already looking like a procession. #T20WorldCup 010
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026After Bell's excellent first couple of balls I thought "yes, but we really need a wicket". Does getting Voll make up for the disaster of that no-ball+free hit debacle? Well, maybe, if the wickets continue to fall. 020
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If I'm questioning Lottie Edwards' tactics, then I'm wrong. 010
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Starting with Charlie Dean? She's great and all, but is this desperation from the off? #T20WorldCup 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Well, it's possible (Lords, so...) that this pitch is an unplayable shitheap, but more likely is that Australian excellence has restricted the English score to something that's at least 30 below what is needed. A superb performance in the field is going to be needed to put pressure on. #T20WorldCup 110
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Don't review Heather, that was stone dead. Oh, you've reviewed anyway. Maybe there's an edge? No, you missed it by miles. Impact is middle and leg; can't see this going down. No, and you lost it. Bad, bad review. This is four(ish) overs too soon to bring the hitters in - bit trouble. #T20WorldCup 000
Reposted by Fantaloupe Association of Cricket Statisticians & Historians @acscricket.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Jimmy Anderson holds the joint record for playing Tests under most different Prime Ministers - 8, alongside Sachin Tendulkar and Sarfaraz Ahmed. Now the UK will shortly have a new PM, we call on the selectors to bring Jimmy out of retirement for one match to enable him to take the record outright. 46431
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If this pitch is as poor as it looks for fast bowling - and recent Lords pitches have found oh so many ways to be poor that I'm not making predictions - then I wonder how much Kemp and particularly Gibson are really going to get to do today. #T20WorldCup 010
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A very good review. Almost a repeat of the one that got Brooks yesterday. I can see a repeat of the SA match with England 3 down by the end of the power play, and that's going to really restrict the scoring rate... 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If it t'were to be done, tis best it be done quickly - Amy Jones falls early again. 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So, England vs Australia in the only World Cup that matters. I can't imagine England winning this by a distance: in my mind, it's either very close or Australia are big winners. Nerves starting to jangle... #T20WorldCup 041
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This is an Eoin Morgan style innings from Bethell, in the most complimentary sense. 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You know what everyone would be saying if a Pakistani bowler has this many back foot no balls, right...? 020
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I see Brook is going to do one of his amazing cameos to give England fans Hope, the better to crush us when he falls and the rest collapse for 130 odd. 000
Fantaloupe @fantaloupe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Absurdly good bowling from Archer and Tongue until that last ball, but no wickets... 000
Reposted by Fantaloupe Elizabeth Ammon @elizabethammon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026FIFA hate women’s cricket 2521