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Kevin Myers

@fansanity.bsky.social
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Practicing that Timberwolves lifestyle. Awooo!

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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shaq swung by the office today. He wasn’t happy with our selection of snacks so I had to run (literally) and grab him some Shnaqs (trademark pending.)
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Has “Napper Don” caught on as a nickname for Trump yet? If not, let’s get it going.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Spielberg - he’s not making them for you anymore. He’s making them for himself.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Minnesota/Denver series was so crazy. The Wolves had a 19 point comeback win on the road and we don’t even talk about it because so many other bonkers things happened.
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Shishiqiushi @shishiqiushi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It's proper for citizens to be very disturbed and disheartened when the secret police is abducting people off the street and the president is threatening to shut down elections
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
In Minnesota, the winters keep out the weak. Only the strong, the durable, get through our harshest season. We get through the ice and cold together, and we will get through this ICE and coldness, too.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’m gonna start pretending that the Wolves gave up a 2031 first rounder for Bones Hyland and signed Rob Dillingham as a free agent.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The video shows an execution. And as we saw with George Floyd, there will be a tidal wave of creeps, bigots, and grifters telling you it doesn't. It's already started, I imagine. Don't let them.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Less movies based on IP and more movies based on IPAs.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The championships are impressive, but the Lynx going from the principled action of Maya Moore to that of Napheesa Collier is unmatched in its greatness.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The Timberwolves drawing the Thunder in their In-Season Tournament group is such crappy luck. They're literally the only intimidating team in the West. Hopefully they at least get to play them at home.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The only guy I actively don't want the Timberwolves to draft is Johni Broome. He's Temu Taj Gibson.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I figured out how to get Darius Garland to the Wolves. Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron. Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill. Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17. Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I’m approaching tonight’s game like I did game 6 against Denver last year. I’ve enjoyed the ride. I realize this might be the end. If so, though, I’m going to witness it with YOLO/anything can happen energy and either enjoy the last drops of a top 3 Wolves season or exalt in them defying death.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Homer take, but I think the Wolves win Game 5. Time and time again, this team is best when their backs are against the wall.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I just attended a Memorial Day service where a seventh grader gave a speech criticizing the Trump administration’s attempts to defund veterans services and I’m here to report that there are still heroes who walk among us.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Is the NBA suffering a crisis of cool? www.neverhungover.club/p/toward-a-u...
neverhungover.club
Toward a Unified Theory of Uncool
Considering the NBA's swag crisis, Zyn, and the West Village Girls
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I’d like to immediately nominate that win to the Timberwolves Game Hall of Fame.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It used to be that every village had an idiot. Now the whole village is filled with idiots.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Hey, I made a rap album (with the help of some new-fangled tech.) One of the songs is about the Timberwolves, aka the "Weirdest Team Ever" and my unquenchable love for them despite their historical foibles. Enjoy. open.spotify.com/track/4l1CJv...
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Weirdest Team Ever
Slim Poppa · Better Than Nothing · Song · 2025
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Montell Jordan on This Is How We Do It says "I never come wack on an old school track" - in this case, Slick Rick's Children's Story, which he sampled for his song. That "old school track" came out less than 6 years earlier. Sounds weird, but in 1995, 1989 actually did feel old school in hip hop.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The Wolves do not handle prosperity well.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If you knock Anthony Edwards out of the playoffs, you're guaranteed to get bounced by him the next year.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Undeniable narrative from that game is that Rudy Gobert knocked LeBron and Luka out of the playoffs.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
When Jaden got the and one in the last minute I screamed so hard that the world started going dark and my legs gave out and I fell back into my chair. I… basically fainted. Wolves Back?
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Anytime you can get matching tattoos with your friend of 35 years and then go watch the Wolves beat the Lakers in the playoffs, you gotta do it.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Thank you to Beloved Studios for the fresh Timberwolves ink. I promise to add a tattoo for every round the Wolves advance.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Somehow I didn’t realize until tonight that I own four Randy Foye bobble heads. Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska. #RealSicko
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Is Draymond washed? 3 plays at end of 4th/OT that hurt his team.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
LeBron question: Has a player in his 40s ever won a playoff series as a team’s second best player?
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I want Ant to dunk on Michael Potter so we can call him “The Boy Who Lived.”
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fun fact: Rudy Gobert’s career high for points in a game (35) is higher than Draymond Green’s (31.) So, you could say Rudy is a better defender AND scorer than Draymond.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hey! I’ve been making music and it’s now on Spotify and Apple Music. Surreal and fun. Check it out.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
PAIGE
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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
That wasn’t a foul. Not even close. Whenever you think NBA refs are bad, NCAA refs remind me what bad actually looks like.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Duke got jobbed on that Flagg foul call.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
What an absolutely epic 12 hours for the Minnesota Timberwolves. Double OT win on the road against your rival and then an end to a mostly bungled 30+ years of ownership by Glen Taylor. Historic.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My little pep talk worked.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Let us not forget Josh Minott’s 10 points in 12 minutes, tied with NAW for the plus/minus lead at +14. HUGE.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I LOVE that Jaden McDaniels HATES Booker.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Ant just came back out and his nose looks okay. Huge relief.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Last night, MY Rookie of the Year put us all in handcuffs and checked us into Clark County Jail. Thank you Jaylen Clark and the Minnesota Timberwolves.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I met Jaylen Clark tonight and he edged out Donte for nicest Timberwolf on the team this year.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Apparently, for some reason, Zion Williamson is on the University of St Thomas campus right now.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Bones Hyland Wearing 77 to honor A New Hope.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Dawson-Boyd boys basketball going back to state for the first time since 1991.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me and my new best friend.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Taking pics with Wolves players tonight, Donte Divincenzo was unequivocally the nicest to my daughter.
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I got to take a pic with Ant and Minott tonight. Told Josh that I’m on Team Why Not Minott and that his time would come. Ant heard me and said “Yessir!”
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Kevin Myers @fansanity.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Luka is low key this generation’s Shaq. Unmatchable talent mixed with a disappointing commitment to doing everything to be an all time great.
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