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@fancycwabs.bsky.social
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Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.

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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 11h
So I should be able to watch Lanterns without subscribing to HBO now?
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 17h
If AI was any good someone would have already made an app that would use AI to identify fundraising texts and make sure that I don’t have to block ten of them every goddamn day.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, they’re building a third convention center?
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shortly after I ran four years ago, I started getting emails inviting me to a seminar about using AI to draft fundraising emails, etc. So I assume the default is everyone’s using AI unless they say otherwise. (For the record, I never used AI. Or sent a fundraising email)
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republicans are like “I can’t be racist; I have a black friend,” and it’s Andrew Tate.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having your userpic look like a possessed person is a choice.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We had water in the basement at 4, so yeah.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey @grok, mint me a bitcoin. You know you want to.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One thing to consider about polls in the upcoming election: In red states the election structure is tipped to give republicans a 5 or 6 point advantage at minimum. So a tie in a survey is gonna be a five-point loss on Election Day.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll say this for the six conservative “Christians” on the Supreme Court: their views on the “sanctity of life” are all over the goddamn place.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple have already changed their maps to read “Lake Super Intelligence”
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s technically sci fi because it’s Dr. Spaceman.
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Crystal Meth Very Effective
Alt: Dr. Leo Spaceman saying “Crystal Meth has been shown to be Very Effective”
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never underestimate the power of a cute nickname, I guess.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congrats to Bari on her new gig as White House Press Secretary.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is the kind of guy who thinks he’s less of a man because he’s never raped a woman
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Step 1: we ask you to put our machines in charge of critical infrastructure, in spite of our assurances it will kill everyone. Step 2: you do that because we tell you it will make your stock price go up.”
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 29/09/2026
ヒメ系のかにがに🦀
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it time for the off-year-election migrant caravan again? The brigadoon of asylum seekers that evaporates in the morning light of the day after Election Day?
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think mine are the old ones. They’re pretty yellow. (I’m not allowed out at night so I haven’t seen the various streetlights the city has replaced with AI streetlights instead of building sidewalks)
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mostly to eliminate any suggestion that he’s ever touched a black person.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elon’s gonna use Grok to create a “historically accurate” version of the Musk biopic.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Columbia Rocky Horror Performance
Alt: Columbia Rocky Horror Performance
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw a ring camera post saying they were out at 5 pts, too, but they’re on at our place.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the Washington Commanders have a great name but their mascot should be
Washing from the Washington rap with laser eyes
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair Charlie Daniels is one of the earliest rappers.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Muscular Christianity telethon host is Jim Breuer. And he’s not trying to cure it.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congrats to @marissarmoss.bsky.social for breaking into the zeitgeist!
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
…prior to 2024 we were all being forced to listen to Beyoncé at the end of a gun barrel. Although Beyoncé releasing a country album also made the Fox News set collectively shit their pants in terror. At the end of the day I can’t sing a song from later than like 1998 at karaoke *and that’s okay.*
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a perfectly fine song! And @marissarmoss.bsky.social’s article makes valid points about the monoculture and the urge to differentiate oneself by not liking the popular thing. At the same time, there’s a push in right wing media to say “Trump made it safe to like country music again” as if…
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, did I say “payola?” I meant “marketing.”
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in *Nashville* and I don’t think I’ve ever heard the song in the wild, but I’m also very nearly a senior citizen who mostly only goes to the gym and the grocery store, neither of which have country or top 40 on the Muzak. That said, I’ve still heard it online, thanks to payola I presume.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, they’ve canonically determined that there’s no permadeath in the Star Wars universe, AND that they have no compunction whatsoever with using AI to recreate a character whose actor has passed on, so this movie could do unspeakable things to the corpse of my childhood.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess the “incessant news coverage” is Fox News trying desperately to find something, anything, to cover between Trump going to football games in the reddest possible areas of the country. And furry pilots just for Tommy Tuberville?
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your weekend getaway from Nashville to 30A will cost you $120 bucks each way in your F-150, but at least you’re hurting Joe Biden somehow.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Given that it’s New York magazine I presume David Freedlander is sleeping with Evan Whatsername.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Let’s go to the pee tape”
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why are you on a spa day with temu Daniel Plainview?
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m just surprised they don’t have The Apprentice on there.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see Nate Silver is too big a coward to weigh in on Fat Bear Week.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s the wage theft of electoral politics.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Again. Every time someone—who the constitution allows to vote—is prevented from voting, the person or organization that makes that happen is committing election fraud.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t believe nobody at the New York Times has seen an episode of Widow’s Bay.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unless the lawyers for Tesla spelled out the N-word in each and every filing I’m pretty sure they’re gonna have a tough time backing this up. futurism.com/advanced-tra...
futurism.com
Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances
An important trial in California kicked off with Tesla's lawyers arguing that the n-word is a term of "respect and endearment."
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, you know that “litter boxes in classrooms” shit that’s been going around for at least four years? It’s been on the forefront of their smooth little cranial lobes since at least then, so I assume it’s a weekly article on OAN or Newsmax or whatever.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is zoozve erasure and I won’t have it.
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