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Rouxls Kaard

@falzbear.bsky.social
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Duke of Puzzles. Welcome to my Bluesky, you ungrateful worms.

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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
no shortcuts.
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
balatro song
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
okay monkey fart
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
this week after 5 years no pray i’ve been led to this due to missing the deadline to accept uni offer, job interview, thinking a tampon is stuck inside me, and corrupt sd card potentially losing all my photos. just some stupid bull shit i’m a loser
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i don’t think god is real but having the option of praying and putting it in someone else’s hands and just being able to go on with ur day while feeling like u did something does help a lot
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it lost all the best game
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
u fart perfect just the way u are maybe even too much farting
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
the past week i’ve had many instances of wanting to really crash out and simply not and it’s prob bc i just turned 25 and my frontal lobe instantly fully developed i’m so wise now
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
this isn’t you. call me
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Devon is roger as either the horse (clip clop) or jockey.
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
release the full poem
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
leon kennedy you’ve bewitched me body and soul
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
okay sorry
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
u can be she/they
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
it’s nice to hear your voice again
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
u ate this
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Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If she's poly then i wanna cracker
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
FOR WINSTON!!!!!
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
#slappingitonyourtongue
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
i genuinely spend 70% of my day maladaptive day dreaming. i need my meds
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
nah he sucks
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
mind u i said it was a good movie and i enjoyed watching it.
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
whatever.
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Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You have no idea what its like to date a poopy bum booger baby for 6 years. I do.
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ur not big but ur acting wide @cuntcestor.bsky.social
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
hey
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
what’s mine :)
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
my ass is too fat to fit into my fav jeans. but i don’t wanna lose weight in the ass thigh region bc i like being juicy there. but i have zero dollars to buy new jeans. so now what
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
devon when ethan asks the uber driver to play 212
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
sorry it’s boring here
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
CIA got to them before they could finish
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
y do so many convenient stores have worm signs
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
just ate chicken pot pie. it gets better
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
yeah
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i like cheese maybe with a cracker or a meat of some kind
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
more like “wicked no good”
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i don’t like celery
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
h-hey guys… can i be spongebob?
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
love AL.
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HOUSE!!!!!! COMING!
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
always
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
koda’s asleep but i want to talk so now what
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i should’ve been a 6’2 man with long flowing locks but instead i’m 5’3 and bald with one strand of hair with a bow on it
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i do think one of the happiest times of my life was when the first 5 fnaf games came out. nothing beats the theorizing and finding the easter eggs in real time
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i love freaking the fuck out i can’t get enough of
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
sometimes i get so hungry i become evil and then i eat and become normal. such is life
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
wait i don’t get it
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
if u are on a bus and decide to sit on the outside seat to make it harder for someone to take the empty seat beside u go fuck urself
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Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
@cuntcestor.bsky.social if you’re reading this i’m gonna get u
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