Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026balatro songmedia.tenor.coma group of people are dancing in a room with orea in the backgroundALT: a group of people are dancing in a room with orea in the background 010
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i don’t think god is real but having the option of praying and putting it in someone else’s hands and just being able to go on with ur day while feeling like u did something does help a lot 200
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026the past week i’ve had many instances of wanting to really crash out and simply not and it’s prob bc i just turned 25 and my frontal lobe instantly fully developed i’m so wise nowmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a person standing in front of a bright sunALT: a cartoon of a person standing in front of a bright sun 120
Reposted by Rouxls KaardMonkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If she's poly then i wanna cracker 121
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 28/01/2026i genuinely spend 70% of my day maladaptive day dreaming. i need my meds 000
Reposted by Rouxls KaardMonkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 21/01/2026You have no idea what its like to date a poopy bum booger baby for 6 years. I do. 311
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 11/01/2026ur not big but ur acting wide @cuntcestor.bsky.social 111
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 04/01/2026my ass is too fat to fit into my fav jeans. but i don’t wanna lose weight in the ass thigh region bc i like being juicy there. but i have zero dollars to buy new jeans. so now what 000
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025i should’ve been a 6’2 man with long flowing locks but instead i’m 5’3 and bald with one strand of hair with a bow on it 130
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025i do think one of the happiest times of my life was when the first 5 fnaf games came out. nothing beats the theorizing and finding the easter eggs in real time 000
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025i love freaking the fuck out i can’t get enough of 021
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025sometimes i get so hungry i become evil and then i eat and become normal. such is life 000
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025if u are on a bus and decide to sit on the outside seat to make it harder for someone to take the empty seat beside u go fuck urself 110
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 16/11/2025@cuntcestor.bsky.social if you’re reading this i’m gonna get u 011
Reposted by Rouxls KaardMonkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn 111
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 28/10/2025i have never done bloody mary and i’m still too scared like i’m prob never going to 100
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 21/10/2025gonna start telling people al is short for alucard 000
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025my whole life i’ve had such vivid reoccurring dreams i was flying i swear i bet i could do it irl 100
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025thought i handled the divorce well but looking back i was convinced i had crows following me and i prayed to hades. to be fair my prayers were answered and my friends also saw the crows so…. 010
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 09/10/2025it’s crazy how free i am after my period i’m hooting and hollering i’m free i’m whimsical i’m crying over black eyed peas life’s beautiful i’m gonna take my top off 000
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2025just sipped my water bottle and felt something against my tongue and spit out my water and this guy was in the straw and now i’m never going to sleep again 001
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2025at the point in my cycle where everything is hopeless 100
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2025okay i need two gofundmes one for top surgery and one to move out of my dads basement. i accept cheques, e-transfer, robux, and overwatch credits 111
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2025dming dnd for the first time in like a month super excited but also the thought of prepping making me wanna pull my eyeballs out rn 200
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2025im bald im chopped i’m unc i have no prospects and i’m probably trans but i can’t worry about that right now 020
Rouxls Kaard @falzbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2025my septum stretch has been very divisive in the community 030
Reposted by Rouxls KaardBerwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 08/09/2025My son: Dad, I don’t WANT to do a heavily modded playthrough of fallout new Vegas, I want to ✨dance✨ Me: your mothers been showing you Hamilton again? My wife: He wants to- Me: He doesn’t KNOW what he wants!! (I slam the garage door and finger 11s Paralyzer begins to play) 419739
