Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Theres nothing more pathetic than using ai to write instagram comments for u 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone hates pedophiles unless its Tekashi 6ix9ine for some reason? 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I dont think most people can differentiate between something being immoral and something being disgusting 100
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I dont think people realize that the vast majority of posts on social media are either advertisements or political propaganda 001
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Seems like people fondly remember humpty dumpty but forgot about yankee doodle 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No change up, no curveball, nothing but fuckin gas 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Love to get home and squeeze out a sticky wad of hot posterior refuse that taints the ivory hue of the commode 001
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I hate when producers call their tracks "weapons" like holy corny on the bob 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If i was a girl id probably explode with the force of 12 megatons of TNT 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Sixty five hundred farts straight to ur dome brrrapapap boom 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If i had access to chinese cigarettes id be much more successful in life 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Misgendering trans ppl who are bad ppl is whack btw 020
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hi im koda, former world record holder for youngest person ever 010
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 20/06/2026A fart is just a hypothesis but the proof is in the poop 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Arial users are high corisol, aptos and calibri users have nothing inside their heads, verdana users are fat asf, but helvetica user are gods amongst mortals 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It takes a special kind of freak to like Steely Dan 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 24/05/2026My least woke take is that you should be able to kill a dog if its attacking you or another person 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Everything bagel toasted with herb and garlic cream cheese 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Canadian indie music is popping tf off this year 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 01/05/2026They shoulda called the Rose Toy the Twolip Toy 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I dont wanna work i dont wanna study i dont wanna write i dont wanna wake up i dont wanna go to bed i dont wanna stay home i dont wanna go outside and yet i do wanna rip nasty #farts all day long baby!!! 010
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Casey Frey is just Bo Burnham if he was a coked up frat bro 010
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 13/04/2026No i cant hang out tonight im playing on girlsgogames.com 100
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 11/04/2026How do i fart louder how do i fart bigger how do i fart longer how do i fart stinkier how do i fart faster how do i fart with more power how do i fart sexier how do i fart funnier how do i fart mysteriously how do i fart scary how do i fart gentle how do i fart 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Ratatat self titled is the best album ever recorded and its not even close 010
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 03/04/2026One time i took shrooms and felt so bad ab what my life has become i started practicing my times tables to make sure i still got it 020
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Off 3 honey packs throbbing so hard i passed out at the bus stop 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Hit my line sweetheart let me rip ur head clean off 000
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Im bouncing on it screaming like a chimp giving birth to triplets wyd 100
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Turns out they just make you come back with new pants :( 010
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If all the songs on your ipod didnt have [HQ] in the title you are bourgeoisie 100
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 24/03/2026In ~10 years there will be adults nostalgic for tiktok ai slop videos 020
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The best fantasy weapon is a giant double sides hammer held by a tiny person 010
Monkey Fart @monkeyfart69.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When other ppl listen to tech house its corny and corporate but when i do it its cool and lowkey 000
