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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates

@falkeprophet.bsky.social
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hi I also make music but it might be shite sorry..., working on More all The Time fatedprophet.bandcamp.com/community

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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arca album covers
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arca album covers
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay we NEED to go to california
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
coil STOLE from me!
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alt text: Leo Leo clap clap gif gif boy boy
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wtf is going on in this server dawg
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my PHONE won’t let me post IMAGES to this APP!.. so! I guess I’ll just have to be funny without pictures! Here it goes: I just Vomitted a gallon of Listerine on my family heirloom rug… it Blue Now!! (imagine I Attached the Image of the Ruf.)
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when i come home and theres some cool shit at home
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Homer Simpson's Emotional and Spinning Moments
Alt: Homer Simpson's Emotional and Spinning Moments
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So! Yo. This whole #BURGERS thing is a total bust 😅
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
day 20 of trying to get #BURGERS trending after my Powers Went away.
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
day 19 of trying to Get #BURGERS trending after my Superpwers went awoy.
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if I had Superpower for a day? #BURGERS would SPROUT from my fingertips ! 🍔
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eebrozgi @eebrozgi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes, I'm in the credits of Deltarune Chapter 5! People have been asking what I did specifically. I suppose I'll reply directly to a certain bartender who told me: "If you were responsible for [a pink enemy]'s bullet patterns in Deltarune Ch5, you're not welcome in my bar anymore." GOODBYE...
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gPhantasm @gphantasm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
hhmmnem... #zeroranger
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 18/02/2025
We implemented Pluey.
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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addaline @hikariposting.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
she
pixel art of lady gray
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System Erasure @system-erasure.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The deal has returned. Summer sale, that is.
Dori running along the seaside enjoying Swift Summer Breeze, with mecha Grapefruit flying near the sea level on the background.
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
wearing this shirt so I don't forget where my penis is
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
proof that Toby would do anything for his Japanese fans 👇👇👇
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
chompy vs goggy the most battle for those of us who appreciate cinema
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
my poop is worth millions unlike yours
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scorpy @socpens.com · 04/06/2026
I saw ryan goslings vagina
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
using my muppets disguise to infiltrate the Muppets
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Album is out ::::) worked Very hard youtu.be/fnI0oOzxuLY?...
youtu.be
Chrysalis (Full Album)
YouTube video by falkeprophet
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Nirvanna the Band the show the movie hype man @ntbtsthemoviehype.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Nirvanna the Band The Show the Movid
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bye2 @bye2.co.uk · 24/04/2026
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Seicho @seichoseicho.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me using the palantir to observe over middle earth
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#LetsMakeDeckerGreatAgain
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
my tomodachi residents when I introduce spiders carrying elephantiasis into the islands ecosystem because they had too many gay marriages
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
genetically engineering horses with human faces
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
slipped and fell in the shower and cracked my skull open and died
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When you fail Nutella tricks because the calc was fraudulent
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@amonr0w.bsky.social speech therapy kick starter www.gofundme.com/f/keep-fatty...
gofundme.com
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
tw// theft, threats Please dont support this creator! He is known for stealing people's backrooms OC's, and then lying when they try to speak out to. This is bad because it is not okay to steal others art work and OC's which can mean a lot to them. Please unfollow and block this creator.
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thesoggycrazyadditc @amonr0w.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Melanie Martinez… making Stew. Interesting, I’m glad I came up with this .
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
In Mario Kart Wii, crashing the game and activating the crash handler will eventually start playing back the contents of the Wii's RAM as sound. Since the data was never intended to be interpreted like this, it ends up sounding like experimental harsh noise music.
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KAMI EXP @kamiexp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Kami Quest Trailer. visit KamiQuest.Net to support the kickstarter!!
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Spooky Beary Skeletons @lovepecan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
*girl who never feels too good voice* I don't feel too good :(
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oh god it's @lucarijoe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I finally have a game plan, the easiest way I'm gonna be able to leave Alaska is to drive through Canada down to Oregon, funds are unfortunately limited and because of the situation degrading here my leave date has been moved to the 21st, any and all help is appreciated!! ko-fi.com/lucariosbutt...
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
World class mathlete turned into sexual device
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
New Nintendo game: fuck my holes using long division
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Bald ass basics
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You have unlocked the Natalie Nunn Baddies chain as an accessory
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
the discourse
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Jerkmates @falkeprophet.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
arigato 🏃💨💨
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